Well, Slade is again protesting against reports that he is a jobless deadbeat dad! Speaking to WetPaint, Slave says the allegations hurt his feelings and simply aren’t true.
“I was in real estate,” Slade says of his career pre-Housewives, “I was technically a consultant.” But NOW, oh but NOW, he runs Grayson Entertainment, a company which puts together endorsement deals for celebrities. Doesn’t he mean puts together endorsement deals for ONE pseudo-celebrity who goes by the stage name of Gretchen Christine?
Myla Sinanaj is well on her way to becoming the nextKim Kardashian! Something tells me that was her plan all along. Sadly. In her latest attempt to SWF Kim, some nude photos of Myla have “leaked” – right on the heels of a story “leaked” by so-called anonymous sources claiming Myla is pregnant with Kris Humphries‘ spawn.
The photos were allegedly given to Starz Uncut by Myla’s ex-boyfriend of six years. He claims she’s a long-time celebrity stalker (and humper). He also reveals that so-called pregnancy scares are part of Myla’s arsenal in trapping men!
Good lord – will these men never learn? In a new report former Kris Humphries hook-up – who is currently being investigated by the FBI for extortion – Myla Sinanaj is desperate for her fifteen minutes allegedly pregnant with the NBA player’s child!
According to TMZ, Myla (whose job is what again?) is three months pregnant and sources insist Kris is the father. Unfortunately for Kris, he is embroiled in a nasty divorce with hoegul, Kim Kardashian – and Kris is seeking an annulment on the grounds that Kim broke his heart. I guess she didn’t break his man parts!
Kris has claimed he won’t date til his divorce is final, but perhaps he’s willing to do the dirty and Myla was just the girl to help him out with that.
Superfan and random twitter invitee Cheryl Minton tweeted a photo of her with Chad at the ceremony. Cheryl was invited via twitter when the recent widow told Chad and Evelyn her 30th wedding anniversary would have been this July 4th! Didn’t Cheryl get the memo that only the bride wears white on the big day?
The lessons of life are hard learned, and Sonja Morgan – executress of the Hard-Knocks School of Life – knows this better than anyone. Sometimes the truth is a bitter pill to swallow and it hurts going down. Sometimes reality is as jagged as the edges of a broken wine bottle.
As Sonja presided over her interns from her UES townhome, all of them looking up at her with searching eyes so full of hope and promise, Sonja shook her head and smiled a misty smile; if only they knew that someday their ambitions would be stuffed in Neimans bag and returned. That they would be deemed unmatchable and undesirable. That the lessons learned in fifth grade would come back to haunt them. That sometimes extending the olive branch only means something if there are olives on the vine.
Real Housewives of New York started out on a beautiful day in Central Park. Heather Thomson and Aviva Drescher are getting together to talk shop. Aviva has something very pressing to impart. She is determined to keep the peace – but more than anything she is determined to be liked by everyone. So, she pushes the childhood insecurities out of her mind and soldiers on.