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Last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey newbie Amber Marchese got a baptism by garbage fire. And her husband Jim Marchese tried to act all big, important, and like principled and ish – not on my Jersey! 

Melissa Gorga, behind-the-scenes s#*!-stirrer and perpetual wannabe victim, tackled the double-trouble twins with some gossip and found that Teresa Giudice isn’t the only person who flips-the-f-out! 

Before all that, Joe and Melissa embark upon a new career – one they’re suited for! Joe bought a big ol’ garbage truck and announced they’re in the garbage business. At first I thought he meant they ARE the garbage business, which of course, but they are for real compacting garbage. This type of garbage is a truck specifically designed to incinerate important papers. And if Juicy or Chris Laurita‘s “paperwork” are any indication – I say that truck is going to be doing a lot of business! Also now they can finally “smoosh” all evidence of Melissa’s past – like the Lookers! paychecks!

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scheana marie and fiance mike shay black/white dress

Scheana Marie Jancan is officially Mrs. Mike Shay! I guess she’ll no longer be known as Eddie Cibrian‘s floozy?!

Mike announced the news when he wrote on Twitter, “So excited to marry my best friend tmrw! I love you sooo much sweetheart!”

Of course, the wedding will likely be the season finale for Vanderpump Rules, which is filming its third season now. Tons of Scheana’s co-stars were there according to twitter and instagram. 

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La Toya Jackson's First Night in Newsical the Musical

Danielle Staub‘s bankruptcy is officially over! After she bought a new Mercedes of course. 

Unfortunately instead of paying back her creditors, the court allowed the former Real Housewives of New Jersey star to excuse $200,000 in debts. And lucky Danielle screwed her former sex tape again in the process! 

Stephen Zalewski, who starred in Danielle’s tape (along with a bagel), sued her for $100,000 for defamation after she accused him of leaking the tape on purpose – and Stephen won! Well the courts allowed Danielle to discharge that debt. Which means Stephen lost twice: once when he schtupped Danielle and again when he didn’t get his money from her! 

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jenelle evans confronts nathan about drinking

On last night’s Teen Mom 2, Jenelle and Nathan continued to be a study in dysfunction. Chelsea Houska may have broken the law, and Leah Calvert battled Corey Simms and his insurance company over Ali’s much-needed wheelchair. 

Jenelle Evans is still pregnant. But lucky girl was blessed by the court gods who don’t want to deal with her because her latest charges have been dropped. Barb brings Jace over, where he knocks over a plastic slide and nearly maims his cousin while Babs freaks out. Jenelle sits there and stares at the ground. Barbara worries about Nathan Griffith leaving Jenelle alone for 30 days – what if she gets on some ‘pregnant and single’ app! – while he goes to jail for his DUI. Barb is anxious that without Nathan, Jenelle will have to get herself to school alone. Jenelle is how old? Oh right – mentally she’s 12. And that’s generous.

However, Barbara is also worried because Nathan is violent. To be accurate, Nathan is Dr. Fakeyl and My. Lyes and he could snap at any moment – especially when his friend Mr. Alcohol joins the party! Jenelle claims they’re getting along better because they talk now. Oh that’s nice – I’m sure they have plenty of insightful things to say. Either that or the Dr. Phil Home Therapy app they downloaded and bought cliff notes for told them to just talk til they’ve got laryngitis. Hooked on Phonics Psychology, y’all! 

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carole radziwill red leather dress

Carole Radziwill seems really appalled by Bravo’s version of reality – or at least some of her Real Housewives of New York co-star’s versions of reality!

After having her career questioned along with her integrity – and having to put up with a season of Sonja Morgan‘s delusions, Carole has had enough and is calling BS on this season’s shenanigans! 

First she outs Sonja as a liar who tried to make LuAnn de Lesseps look bad for her own benefit! Carole reveals that Sonja’s revisionist history about her sprained leg and chasing Harry down the street to claim her one true love! “Sonja may have run through the streets of New York chasing Harry (which, she didn’t) but then she fell and sprained her ankle, drunk in the same club with Harry and LuAnn and Heather [Thomson] and Jonathan,” Carole states.

 

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eileen davidson to join rhobh

If Bravo is trying to prove to us that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is real life maybe they shouldn’t hire so many actresses! Just kidding – actresses usually have dramatic and fun lives! 

With Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia fired, Bravo is trying to find exciting replacements. Lisa Rinna has already signed on for the cast – finally – but now her former Days Of Our Lives co-star Eileen Davidson is also reportedly joining the cast. 

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shannon beador heather dubrow

Well it may be too little too late, but Heather Dubrow is finally admitting that her gossiping was off the chain and she owes Shannon Beador an apology!

However Heather did not feel Lizzie Rovsek‘s dinner party was the place for Shannon to pursue that apology – or any other kind of drama for that matter. 

“If Shannon was looking for an apology from me, why at a dinner party? Why start the party with ‘do the Dubrows want to take us down’? Why not talk to me privately before the party? I ran into Shannon at the hairdresser a couple of hours before the party and we made polite conversation. I was sort of hoping we could have a nice time at Lizzie’s party, put some distance between our troubles and THEN talk,” Heather explains. 

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kris jenner releases cookbook

There is always another Kardashian product to be hawked!

Kris Jenner, the pimpmomager matriarch of America’s first family of famewhore is now releasing a family kookbook!  In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites will hit shelves in October and will show you how you can eat to get that famous Kardashian derriere! 

“I finally got so tired of sharing my recipes one-by-one with everybody that asked, that it just made sense to do a book and put it all together,” Kris explained. I’ve only seen Kris cook once on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I’m sure the family’s favorite restaurants are donating some recipes. Seriously – whenever they are eating on the show it’s takeout or in restaurants or complete crap convenience food (like Kim always eating Ramen Noodles!).

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