Despite the revelations that aired in the RHOC Secrets Revealed episode (namely that toothless Greek god is real!) Vicki said her summer was great and that she returned to Greece! She did, huh? Not to shell out for more dental procedures but on an insurance trip with Briana Culberson and her grandson Troy.
Things begin with yet another fight about Melissa Gorga allegedly cheating on Joe Gorga. I was rolling my eyes and guzzling my wine with my Milania Hair Care Hairmuffs on so I really don't know what that man was yammering on about. I was all prepared to throw my wine glass at the TV in my own Incredible Hulk Man-angsty moment when Bravo flashed us back 12 hours earlier.
And I really wish I had been prepared with my blinders on! We are greeted by Poison grinding his junk in Melissa's face. 'Happy Birthday baby – just call me Justin Timberlake cause I got you some d*ck in a box!' Melissa is like 'Where? I don't see it… Oh. Yeah that little guy. Awwww… thanks… Hi TUHREEEZA!" If I got Poison's junk in my face for a birthday gift I would cancel birthdays for the rest of my life. And Melissa had never been so happy to see her sister-in-law.
So… where's Krayonce's "SECRRRRTY!" when she needs it?!
Apparently a "huge brawl" erupted during filming forReal Housewives of Atlanta! The fight reportedly broke out when an argument over booty workout videos between Phaedra Parks and Kenya went awry!
A source tells TMZ Apollo Nida "flew into a rage" and attacked Brandon DeShazer – Kenya's assistant. The source says Apollo had to be restrained by 7 male crew members before finally backing down but Brandon was "seriously roughed up." The entire incident was caught on tape!
The couple was slated to stand trial in Newark, NJ on October 8th, but now will appear in court on February 24, 2014! Joe is already standing trial in October for his fake ID trial, the judge opted to push his other fraud trial back as lawyers for both sides petitioned for a continuance.
In this week's episode Lisa Hochstein found herself in the middle of drama galore with Adriana de Moura and Lea Black. In order to try and sway her loyalty Adriana asked Lisa to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. Meanwhile poor Lisa is also confused about why all of the sudden Lea is the Devil of Miami instead of the Mayor of Miami!
NorthJersey.com reports that the charges of assault and terroristic threats have been adjourned and will no longer go before a criminal court judge. Instead the trial will be heard in municipal court on September 26th.
The case against Johnny, filed as a result of charges being pressed by Jacqueline, Chris, and Joe, will also be adjourned and held in municipal court.
Apparently Lisa and on-screen BFF Brandi Glanville had a falling out while the cast was filming a recent trip in Puerto Rico. Now I'm pretty sure it's possible to get annoyed with Brandi – she often puts her foot in her mouth and sometimes her drinking gets a leeeetle out of control. However, sources say that Lisa has fallen out with everyone – even Yolanda Foster – over allegations of back stabbing! Brandi reportedly backed up Yolanda's side of things!
Brandi tweeted that the two had a "hiccup" in their friendship yet all seemed well when they filmed at Villa Blanca earlier this week. Or is it! “Brandi and Lisa looked really uncomfortable in each other’s presence,” a source shared with Radar Online. “They put on smiles for the cameras, but it was all for show. You could cut the tension with a knife.”
Yesterday the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion taped for an EPIC 15 hours! Seriously – is there enough booze in the world for that group to last that long?
We had thought an apocalypse came and claimed Franklin Lakes, NJ since no one was tweeting all day yesterday. Naturally we assumed Jacqueline Laurita had been nabbed by aliens, right? Nope – she was just being quarantined on a sound stage by Bravo. Luckily today she returned, tweeting: "Yesterday was a great day but VERY long!"
Teresa Giudice allegedly brought her attorney to the taping. A girl can never be too prepared! “Teresa wants to clear her name, but she’s extremely limited in what she can talk about,” a source told Wetpaint. “It’s very frustrating to her.”