Last night on Real Housewives of New Jersey we open with the drama at the First Responsers Ball, where the pillars of RHONJ society congregated in their Partay Citay deluxe luxury couture vinyl posche-y firehoochie ensembles (basically this is like the MET Gala of Franklin Lakes, NJ, here people).
Of course not everyone was in the party mood, despite the finest quality vinyl they were wearing. Amber Marchese had her hair yanked out and her husband had his authority questioned. Jim Marchese whispers in Poison’s ear (not in the way that gets the poison flowing), that he is a “dumb f***” then walked out the door. And Poison, our jr muscle man hopped out of his chair, swimming in his fireman couture, and followed Jim to demand an apology.
Jim does not fight – he’s an attorney and an upstanding citizen who will just have you arrested. Then sued. Oh yes – Jim is a grown man who does not brawl in someone’s basement wearing a low-rent version of Kappa Kappa Gamma’s Halloween party garb. Nor does Jim exchange blows on the snow covered sidewalk of a New Jersey McMansion.
Jacqueline and sister-in-law (and fellow resurrected Housewife) Dina Manzo don’t speak after the last time they were on RHONJ together, and Dina has vowed never to do a reality show with family again. Too late because Jacqs needs the money and attention!
Despite a public twitter feud (mostly perpetrated by Ashlee Holmes) at the beginning of the season which exposed how strained Jacqueline and Dina’s relationship is, Jacqueline’s intentions for returning to RHONJ reportedly have nothing to do with confronting Dina or getting into a public fight. And then of course there was the rumor that Dina got Jacqueline fired in the first place…
Kim Zolciak and Kandi Burruss may hate each other but they still share a stylist! Shun Melson, who is a regular on Don’t Be Tardy, and known for putting together Kim’s over-the-top version of mommy chic, is using the reality TV platform to do what else: hawk some product!
Kandi announced on twitter that Shun is starting a T-shirt line of her own!
“My girl @shunmelson started her own t-shirt line! If you don’t know she’s one of the elite celebrity stylist in the entertainment biz & u should follow her if u aren’t already!” Kandi gushed.
The Peter Gunz repopulation project continues! Peter and wife Amina Buddafly gave birth to their first daughter together last week on Tuesday, July 29th.
Amina announced the good news by thanking fans for the support, “Thank you guys for all the well wishes and nice comments and messages!!! haven’t gotten thru all yet but I’m so happy we’ve made a beautiful gorgeous precious angel who I can’t take my eyes off of…just enjoying some private time for now but you know we will share more soon.”
Heather states that she hates to even defend her Berkshires home to Ramona, “who is acting like a pretentious brat and quite frankly, is being ridiculous. There is almost nothing worse to me than elitist behavior. That and foul ignorance.”
According to sources, Ramona and Mario quietly split again because he refuses to stop his affair! “She threw Mario out in late July because she discovered he was back with his mistress,” reveals a source. “Once again Mario made a fool out of Ramona.”