Deep in the middle of Real Housewives of Orange County, it was a beautiful clear night overlooking the Pacific Ocean. It could have been the setting from a movie, but instead it was real-ish life. And from Heather Dubrow‘s palatial lawn stars dotted the sky of what should have been a perfect evening. Sadly, an evil eye had befallen the enchanted party and instead of an evening of friendship, love and celebration – it was one recriminations, accusations, and petty slights.
‘Perhaps the drinks flowed too abundantly?’ Heather thought to herself. ‘Perhaps I was too liberal with the invitations?’ she pondered. But then she remembered, she had sold her soul; let it all slip away and now Bravo owned her – they owned her home, her celebrations, and even her name. Well, at least for next couple years. Oh, well might as well make the best of it. Champs for all!
Last week there were issues over a bow. Some loose ends were left untied and Sarah Winterchester, the faux-heiress (who left her holler for the wilds of Orange County), was being shown the door at this exclusive party. Sarah began to realize the Xanax in her purse was a bad idea (OK, I made that part up). Also a bad idea – letting herself be talked into attending a party where she was out of her element, nervous as hell, and wearing the dress she bought at the adult superstore on Sunset. All in all, mistakes were made and she would suffer for them. One can escape the trailer park, but never really escape the trailer park. Just ask Tamra!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is shaping up to have some serious drama this season! Except the drama basically seems like a reboot of last year’s nonsense with the same feuds, the same annoyances, and the same contrivances.
Since it is my duty to report the crazy, filming has started and with it silly petty feuds have continued. Wetpaint reveals that the ladies recently filmed in Vegas – where ex-Housewife Camille Grammer tagged along. Didn’t she get fired?
They’ve gone country – look at them boots! Recent gossip has been speculating that Bravo is hoping to explore it’s southern roots and expand their Real Housewives franchise below the Mason-Dixon line. Real Housewives of Atlanta has long remained one of the most popular of the Housewives franchises and with all the recent country fascination it seems the network that has brought us wealthy ladies behaving badly from everywhere wants to get in on the action!
Rumors have been circulating for a while that a Real Housewives of Dallas was in the works, but we haven’t heard much about an alleged franchise in quite some time. Perhaps with all the other Texas reality shows, Bravo is thinking the lonestar state is played out. Now comes rumors that a Housewives series from the birthplace of country music and the Grand Ole Opry may be coming our way. That’s right, y’all Real Housewives of Nashville! Woo-HOO! I would so love this.
On last night’s episode of Real Housewives of New York drama over London continued. The city that likely paid Bravo to keep Pinot Singer from outside it’s fair confines for fear of what may occur has stood its ground and used Holla Thomson as the first offensive round in protecting its citizens from the wrath of pinot. That’s right, Heather proves that NOT inviting someone on a cast trip actually causes more drama than inviting them. How did she swing this one?
Things begin with a friendly lunch between Ramona, Aviva Drescher, and Carole Radziwill. Carole giggles nervously a lot as if she’s afraid to breathe wrong in the presence of the hair-trigger Ramona who is already on the wine. Was it even noon? Ramona shoves some skincare down everyone’s throats in the form of gifts.
Sonja Morgan was supposed to attend but bailed feigning illness. The girls launch right in to discussing Holla, who “talks a lot” and apparently it’s very hard to weed through a conversation with her. Carole and Aviva seem awkward discussing this given that Pinot approaches a conversation in much the same way. Who exactly were they talking about? Pinot or Holla?
Bravo released a statement to PEOPLE announcing that Jill isn’t going to be gracing our screens as a Housewife anytime soon. “We wish Jill the best, but there is no consideration of her returning to the series,” a Bravo spokesperson remarked.
Well there you have it! Next!
ARE YOU HAPPY OR SAD THAT JILL WON’T BE RETURNING TO RHONY?
Oh, Real Housewives of New Jersey – never a dull moment. Magazines and tabloid activities have been all the rage this season and Melissa Gorga isn’t about to get herself excluded from the ‘look at my cover!’ madness.
To prove that people want to put her on the cover of magazines just like a certain she who shall not be named sister-in-law from hell who recently agreed to go to therapy, Melissa unveiled the cover of Boardwalk Journal Magazine on Twitter.
Sources tell TMZ that the Basketball Wives star’s car was re-homed earlier this month with a “no-return order,” which means even once she pays the bill she’s still not getting the car back!
Jenn owes a whopping $92,000 on the 2006 white Bentley, which is allegedly already scheduled to hit the auction block. Despite the car going to a new home, Jennifer is still responsible for the remaining balance. No bueno!