Kandi Burruss' ideas about planning a wedding in 5 weeks are as crazy as Joyce's ideas about, well, anything – but most specifically Todd Tucker. Last night was illuminating because it seems Mama Joyce gave Kandi's father Titus 'The Todd Treatment' way back when they were married! So let's dive right in – it's juicy, but in the manner of a car crash or Lindsay Lohan wandering around Rodeo Drive sans panties.
Kandi meets her dad for dinner to see if he'd be willing to officiate her ceremony. He is of course in agreement. Kandi reveals that for many years following her parents' divorce Titus, now a pastor, was barely around and she did not see him for years. And it turns out that likely has everything to do with V For Vendetta: The Mama Joyce Modus Operandi.
Kandi Burruss is facing wedding opposition from Mama Joyce, obviously, but is her father Titus prepared to give his daughter away to Todd Tucker?
On tonight's episode of Kandi's Wedding, Kandi asks her father to officiate the wedding but gets caught in more family drama. Plus, Todd is reeling from Mama Joyce's accusations against his parents and Kandi's wedding planning committee deals with Carmon's departure! A preview is below!
Speaking of Cody, is she, as Ramona Singer claimed. a wayward girl being preyed upon by an aging perv or, as Sonja Morgan believes, a nice girl with a good head on her shoulders who is in love? There's also been some confusion about Cody's name (is she really called Cody?) and her profession (does she really have more money than George?). Cody's brother spoke to Radar Online about his sister's history and established that she is certainly not after George's money. I think that's even worse – I mean that implies she enjoys George's personality. <shudder>
Kenya Moore's men are nothing short of ummm… invisble? She's been accused of faking relationships and secretly dating a married man, but the Real Housewives of Atlanta star recently posted an instagram of a mans ear and said she was "in love". (Miss Lawrence?) Maybe we'll actually see this one, like all of him. And maybe, just maybe, it won't be a fauxlationship. One could hope…
Anyway, Kenya is currently on a European vacation. Someone is taking her photo, although she hasn't revealed who exactly she's with. Well – at least we know it's not Apollo Nida – he's not allowed to leave the country courtesy of that whole federal indictment thingy.
The sole Kardashian male (I'm not countingBruce Jenner– sorry!) has been battling his weight and all but disappeared from public life this year. Then he bailed on Kim Kardashian's massive wedding fiasco, very publicly leaving Paris the day before the nuptials took place amid reports of Kim fat shaming him. Butt, perhaps, Rob had a crystal ball that told him of the chaos.
This summer Porsha will serve as the Dish Nation's summer guest host to offer "her distinct perspective on breaking celebrity news, and of course, comment on the latest gossip surrounding her fellow TV housewives," says the press release.
Last week was the premiere of Kandi's Wedding, while we were all hopeful Mama Joyce had undergone a lobotomy, personality transplant and a change of heart, she did not have time to visit the wizard on her days off and was, alas, completely unchanged!
This week she continued her crusade against Todd Tucker, accusing his mother of being a "hoe" and his deceased father a "pimp". WhileKandi Burrusswas also dealing with that incident, her bridesmaid, best friend, and past Mama Joyce victim Carmon quit in the midst of planning the Coming To America themed wedding. Needless to say, it was a bad week!
In her Bravo blog, Kandi discusses Mama Joyce's mouth and behavior and where things stand with Carmon now.
I just want to get out of the way that Aviva Drescher's father George is disgusting. Now Ramona Singer is no slouch when it comes to inappropriate comments and unfathomable rudeness, but at least Pinot mostly restricts her mouth to inserting her pinot-soaked foot in it and spilling out gaffes of astonishing social ineptitude. George, on the other hand, takes it to the level of grotesque and I am frankly insulted that Bravo expected viewers to enjoy that.
In the midst of George and Ramona's argument last night on Real Housewives of New York, she was matched level-for-level with him in trashy, inappropriate comments, although Ramona's comments are as inappropriately lewd in terms of insulting rudeness as George's are in insulting sexual harassment. I'm not going to really repeat what was said save for the fact that if I were Ramona I'd be contacting the EEOC about harassment in the workplace! Yuck and yuck and more yuck!
It would have been nice if one of these two self-righteous hubris-obsessed blowhards could have taken the highroad instead of mutually sinking to an abhorrent level, but alas… not gonna happen right? In other news Sonja Morgangot drunk – send a press release!