I'm just gonna admit it: Kyle Richards is making me very crazy! Despite wasting an entire season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hillscomplaining about how she didn't want to talk about the cheating allegations lobbed at her husband Mauricio Umansky, Kyle has talked about them non-stop, every. single. chance. she. gets.
At yesterday's final reunion segment she spent an exorbitant amount of time ranting at Lisa Vanderpump for bringing up said rumors on camera because it "hurt her feelings" and brought attention to something she must on some level believe doesn't want out there. Despite extracting an apology from Lisa and promising to move on and move forward, Kyle devotes her final Bravo blog to blaming Lisa for igniting the cheating rumors.
As the Kardashian family traumatizes Thailand with their famewhoring while they film for Keeping Up With The Kardashians they have been posting selfies and beach photos galore. Kim took it one step further by uploading a totally corny and embarrassing slow motion music video of herself posing on a boat. Really cringe-worthy.
Gretchen Rossiand Slade Smiley are moving forward with this charade of a marriage whether Bravo wants to film it or not! Of course they are. I mean they'd probably film it with their own home video camera and webcast it if it got them some attention.
Gretchen announced on instagram that the couple is actively scouting wedding venues and at the top of their list is the gorgeous North Carolina Biltmore. I certainly hope Slade has caught up on his child support payments before splashing out on such a lavish and pricey event!
Or you know they could just sell the rights to their nuptials like they've sold the rights to everything else.
Of course we have to begin by rehashing the same regurgitated storyline about Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump, and the cheating tabloids that never were. It's like Kyle forced Bravo to put in her contract that this matter must be discussed – at length – once per episode.
In her latest Bravo blog, Snarlton explains that dealing with Splits is pointless. "I refuse to start a shouting match with this grown woman who is overbearing and who is obviously extremely angry. What's the bloody point when she wouldn't allow me to answer any questions but just shouted over me?" Carlton complains.
"When a person can call me such horrific names like anti-Semetic, compares my religion and symbol to serial killer Richard Ramirez, and then immediately admits that she did know what a pentagram looked like — why would I deal with such a vile being?" Carlton questions.
Oh man – this latest news bit is alllll about the classiness!
Natalie Guercio was at Delilah's Gentleman's Club in Philadelphia to judge an Entertainer of the Year event where she proceeded to get into a fight with the security.
The Mob Wives star claims Renee Graziano the bouncer got so enraged he punched her IN THE FACE! No word on what caused the fight, but Natalie was so furious she went off on the guy and according to witnesses "called him every name in the book."
On this beautiful-ish Monday morning, I'm a bit sluggish. Perhaps I was lulled into a stupor by Cynthia Bailey's passive non-action on last night's rather tepid and boring episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta? The wine was not able to keep me – or the episode – afloat. But alas, there were some bright spots.
We're still in Mexico where NeNe Leakes is telling Peter Thomas that he's like a bitch, no wait he's not really a bitch he just wants to be one of the bitches, but not an actual bitch, he's just in bitches' bizness. So he's a bitch but she didn't mean to call him a bitch she was just pointing out that he was acting like a bitch. If you're confused, you are not alone.
Well, well… it seems two egomaniacal, desperate for drama, truth-stretching, attention whores can't get along. Who wouldda thought it?! Anyone who did not see this coming is dumber than Porsha Stewart a rock!
According to sources Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville are already on the outs during the filming of Celebrity Apprentice. And we're only ONE challenge in! In actuality, however, they didn't like each other before filming even started and now that they're forced to work together all hell is breaking loose! "They were feuding long before they ever got on set, so it’s only gotten worse now that there’s a competition involved," a source explains to Radar Online.