Perhaps Teresa and Joe Giudice are getting all their sex out of the way just in case Joe does time in the slammer, but whatever the case the Real Housewives of New Jersey star dishes to Star Magazine that Joe just can't keep his hands off of her or other women allegedly.
“My secret to a great marriage is to make sure you give it to him every night,” Teresa advises.
She elaborates: “My husband is always poking me in bed, and I think, ‘Can’t I have a night off?’” Never missing an opportunity to plug her product – like a good little Bravo minion – Teresa claims her Fabellini wine is the perfect aphrodisiac!
“It gets me in the mood, and Joe just shows up." Thank you for that vomit inducing visual and now I need to go get my mind erased.
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TELL US – SEXYTIMES WITH JOE AND TERESA: DO WE NEED TO KNOW?
Dang these reality TV people have record breakingly short marriages and engagements, don't they? A mere month after announcing her egnagement on Watch What Happens Live a certain whiskey-loving reality star is calling it quits with her fiance for a minute!
GG Gharachedaghi has officially broken off her month-long engagement to long-time friend/short time love interest Omid Kalantari. The Shahs of Sunset star has been friends with Omid for years and over this last season we've seen their romance blossom.
GG's rep confirms to Us Weekly that the couple no longer has plans to walk down the aisle. Earlier this week GG shared that things were "rocky" with Omid, but she was confident and optimistic they would work out if they took things slow. I guess with quickie engagements comes quickie realizations that working it out is too much work. Ugh – work.
It's a shame GG couldn't hang onto that gorgeous ring a little longer.
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TELL US – DO YOU THINK GG AND OMID WILL WORK IT OUT OR ARE THEY OVER FOR GOOD?
Oh there's always some shady drama business where the ladies and ladies' accouterments of Real Housewives of Atlanta are concerned!
One of RHOA's two resident heel-wearing hairdressers Lawrence Washington apparently has some skeletons in his closet as well. Lawrence entered the scene as She By SheBroke's constant companion and stylist, the two have since had a falling out over Lawrence allegedly destroying Sheree's hair. Did he destroy it because his cosmetology license was revoked and he is on probation?
According to court documents filed in the State of Georgia, Lawrence's license expired in March 2008 and he did not apply to have it reinstated until 2011. And what was he doing during that time? According to the documents illegally practicing as a hair stylist – and singeing weaves on RHOA, that's what! Lawrence also owns his own salon.
What say we about Vanderpump Rules except that these girls are seriously a mess. How any of them can possibly have boyfriends is a straight-up mystery to me.
Taking a break from Stassi Schroeder's ridiculous Jax Taylor entanglement – albeit a brief six second break – we are treated to the terminally insecure and immature Kristen Doute on a girlfriend tantrum bender.
Apparently everyone in LA is a part-time Sur employee and a maybe model/maybe hooker and they often live together and hook up. And sometimes when six degrees of Sur happens they run into each other at amateur staged for Bravo TV modeling shoots. Such would be the case with Kristen and boyfriend/concealer lover/musician/maybe hooker bedding Tom Sandoval.
Last night the ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continued arguing, battling, passive-aggressively sniping, and being fake to each other. They all need some hobbies.
Things begin back in the Moroccan restaurant of horrors. If you can imagine things got even more atrocious. As if Mauricio Umansky whining and shrieking at Brandi Glanville wasn't bad enough, then Taylor Armstrong started with the drunk histrionics.
I think Camille Grammer said it best: "Taylor, nobody cares. We've already heard your story." This time Taylor's drunken syrupy gaze blurriedly turned towards Yolanda Foster who is apparently a bad, bad, bad person because she's married to a rich man and doesn't act like an ass every single minute. Maybe Taylor should do master cleanse. It can't hurt and it's probably better than the wine cleanse she's been doing for the past couple years.
Taylor makes some threats about how she knows what really goes on with David Foster as one her "best friends for twenty years" was married to him. She's referring to Linda Thompson. And if you recall when Taylor arrived at Yolanda and David's home the man married to one of her best friends for a zillion years had no idea who she was. It wasn't all wine and roses then either, was it Taylor. Well it was all wine…
The Kardashians are baa-aack! Like they ever went away. Or ever will. I hope I didn't jinx us, but I've heard that they only thing that will survive an apocalypse are cockroaches, twinkies, and Kardashians!
It appears Giggy is fine, but gave Lisa and Ken quite a scare no doubt.
In other Lisa news, she took to her Bravo blog to discuss the Moroc-can't behavior of the girls last week. Lisa was equally appalled by the situation and impressed that Ken stood up for Brandi Glanville.
"We are all meeting at a Moroccan restaurant, sans Adrienne [Maloof] andPaul [Nassif]. I had heard that they had removed themselves temporarily from our group. I had no idea where the individual relationships stood. I wondered ifKim [Richards] would be hauled over the coals for not having Chad's birthday at the Palms, but maybe she had a pass!" BUUUURN!