Last night Real Housewives of Atlanta was a total filler before the finale episode, which meant it was low on drama as Bravo lets us go into withdrawal in preparation for next week!
Things begin at Kandi Burruss' housewarming party where one furious former beauty queen is storming around, causing a tornado and unleashing the twirl of death. She's knocking over plants, tossing things at unsuspecting guests, laser eyebeams seeking her next victim as everyone cowers in fear hiding behind their wine glasses. It's only Kenya Moore, but that's like saying it's only the atomic bomb.
As Walter Jackson and "date" scurry out the back door, Kenya's mane of death is twirling faster and faster and faster while she screams "SECURITY!" until Don Juan is dispatched to guide this furious storm to the safety of the parking lot. There, her only victim may be an unsuspecting Bentley – its life cut perilously short by an enraged Miss TWIRL-S-A.
Kenya rants and raves about how Walter is stalking her and ruining all her social functions by showing up to intentionally destroy her. 'Get this Bentley out of my way Don Juan because I swear I'm about to pretend it's Walter and render it impotent. Oh wait – Walter is already impotent. Didn't you know?!'
Bravo is inundating us with a whole host of outrageous new reality shows. As if Real Housewives wasn't enough to cause severe trauma and cardiac arrest, they've found even crazier, wilder famewhores to shove down our throats!
One of the new series hitting the network is Married To Medicine. Featuring four women who are married to prominent Atlanta doctors and two women who actually are prominent Atlanta doctors, the show promises to bring high drama to go along with high-incomes and advanced degrees. Cause I totally want my dermatologist purse-checking someone at an elite social event before strolling into the office to perform a peel.
Um… what?! Holly Madison, star of Holly's World, gave birth to daughter Rainbow Aurora two weeks ago. And while she is totally enamored with her daughter and with being a mom, she is not thrilled with the post-baby pounds!
Hollytells In Touch she is giving herself an incredibly brief SIX WEEKS to lose the 40lbs of pregnancy weight she gained. Uhhhhhh… that's me being speechless. I'm pretty sure that's a new insane, totally crazy record even for Hollywood standards!
The itty-bitty, uptight reality star is reacting to what it was like to be on the popular show and talking her relationships with co-stars and the fans!
Lilly says she joined the show after running into Reza Farahan while drinking tea. "I was just sitting there having tea, and he was two tables away. At the time, I was in the market for a house, and he told me that he was a realtor. Our friendship began that way. He asked me if I would try out for the casting on the show and I decided to do it." Why do I not believe this story?
Molly was Bethenny's assistant for two-years and Bethenny purchased the apartment in Molly's name via MYC Trust. Which means Jason could have little to no claim or stake in the property. Does anyone recall seeing Molly on any of Bethenny's shows?
It's almost time for Caroline Manzo to return to our television screens on Real Housewives of New Jersey. I know you're all so excited! In the meantime, while we await her redheaded fury, we can busy ourselves reading her new book, Let Me Tell You Something…
Since the book drops next Tuesday, Caroline is working overtime getting the message out that this is something you need to buy. In an interview with the NY Daily News, Caroline discusses how people perceive her, dealing with difficult people, and how she handles the onslaught of accusations from fans and co-workers.
Caroline believes she often speaks for the group when she chooses to confront people. “When I address something, it’s usually with a hard hand,” she concedes.“It’s fast and furious.”
I am sure I am not the only person who is sheerly astounded by the arrogance that is Farrah Abraham. From deciding she's a writer and a chef, to telling her three-year-old she has hideous eyebrows, Farrah sure does think she knows everything!
Monday night the former Teen Mom star got arrested for a DUI. Farrah blew a .147 on the breathalyzer which is twice the legal limit in Omaha, NE where she was nabbed about 1am.
According to the police report, thankfully secured by TMZ, Farrah put up quite the fuss with the cops as well. Why am I not surprised! Farrah was pulled over when she almost took out a police car making a super wide, drunken turn.