Last night's episode of Real Housewives of Miami was all about family matters – and twisty, curvy, convoluted family dynamics!
It turns out Romain Zago has more than a childhood shrouded in negligent parenting as neither of his parents could give a fig about attending his wedding to Joanna Krupa. Scared of Joanna? Even worse – Romain's brother, the supposed best man, is iffy about whether or not he'll attend. Maybe they can do Skype nuptials? Joanna feels that's what they get for waiting six years to set a date. Nevertheless it made her really appreciate her family (maybe she'll stop ball-busting Marta. I mean she's finally stopped ball-busting Romain!).
It also makes Joanna understand that she truly is the only family Romain has. Better get to reproducing – or she's probably saving that for next year's storyline (if they get renewed, that is)! To celebrate their love, Romain is surprising Joanna with a romantic evening. First he rips up the prenup they were planning to sign (love, Housewives style!) then he rents a yacht and has a puppy waiting on board. Joanna is in heaven. I'm just happy Joanna found someone willing to put up with her. Better Romain than Marta – or me!
So Kim Kardashian is engaged – again! Hopefully this time will stick. I have to admit I'm surprised that Kanye West proposed – not sure why, but I do wish the couple all the happiness in the world.
And I'm totally psyched about the reality show pimp-momma Kris Jenner is undoubtedly going to have them filming. Keeping Up With Kimye, anyone?!
Anyway, according to TMZ Kanye spent $35,000 to rent out the Giants stadium last night and propose to Kim. But $35k is nothing compared to how much he spent on the 15 carat diamond Kim is now sporting on her finger!
Bruce Jenner recently separated from wife Kris Jenner. It was the best decision he ever made. It was Bruce who reportedly wanted the divorce and initiated things by moving out of the Kardashian kompound and relocating to Malibu. After being ditched, Kris admitted they are happier apart!
But the famewhoring kouple isn't going to let a little thing like publicity stunt divorce interfere with their reality television empire! This season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Bruce and Kris will reportedly begin dating and moving on from their decades-long marriage. Or not. A source told People that Bruce is certainly not ready to date since he's still recovering from everything Kris put him through. Including that disastrous facelift!
Of course, Kathy "Wallpaper" Wakile, whose presence at the reunion was negligible and whose storyline this season focused on how she doesn't get any attention and no one appreciates her, is probably not returning for season 6. At least not as an official Housewife!
I always envisioned Brandi Glanville's life as a Lifetime Movie. I mean the love triangle, the spiral into drunken misbehavior, the dating and wardrobe mishaps, the bitchy scheming new wife, the former high-flying career as a model that ended with her being broken hearted, bankrupt, alone and a single mother wandering the aisle of Target adrift in last season's designer. It's perfect right?!
And it appears my fantasy came true. Sort of. It's not quite Brandi's life story gracing the network, but she did nab a role in the upcoming feature Missing At 17. "Just found out my small part in the Lifetime Movie Missing at 17 comes out Oct 19th, I'm not an actress so this should be interesting! :)" Brandi tweeted.
LuAnn revealed that the couple's main source of frustration had nothing to do with her onscreen affair with a pirate, but with their inability to have a child. Which is interesting considering LuAnn had her tubes tied, but whatever… Details/schmetails!
Anyway, LuAnn acknowledges that their 10-year age difference was just one of the many things that caused issues in the relationship. "There was a lot of frustration on both ends in that I know that Jacques would love to have a family,” she confesses to RadarOnline.
"Charity work tonight with @SladeSmiley Always feels good to give back! Happy Hump Day!" Gretchen tweeted. Which prompted a twitter user to call into question Gretchen's motivation for doing said charity work (especially since Gretchen DID NOT list the organization she was working for or with!).