Porsha Williams is all like zen now. The first victim of the new outlook is Kenya Moore! Porsha test-drove her anger management therapy when she showed up an uninvited plus-one to the Moore Manor housewarming party, and was shown the door.
Porsha “pretty much expected” Kenya to kick her out, but is tired of drama with her Real Housewives Of Atlanta co-star, and wishes Kenya would have just been the bigger person – for once – both at Moore Manor, and during the Escape Room get-together.
Kristen Doute swears she is a whole new girl, and because of that, this season of Vanderpump Rulesis her favorite one yet. Considering how every other season has literally been in the toilet of the SUR bathroom for Kristen, I can’t imagine how things could get any worse?
According to Kristen, season five “feels like a throwback to season one with everyone being back together.”
Kristen insists she has learned from her mistakes. “It was a huge wake up call seeing this stuff on TV,” she describes. Unfortunately, many fans are “still stuck on ‘Crazy Kristen’ and ‘Why are you trying to stalk Tom Sandoval and trying to break up Ariana and Tom?’ It’s like, that was four years ago!” laments Kristen. “There’s been a change.”
Uh, exactly how many ‘spinoffs’ is Khloe Kardashian gonna try? Apparently an infinite amount. Her latest attempt is called Revenge Body where Khloe will be empowering poor plebeians through her inspiration advice.
Khloe, who’s tried her hand at hosting time and time again, is now repackaging herself as a fitness and empowerment guru. Shouldn’t she stick to obsessing about belfies on Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Guess not! Instead she is letting people know that if their booty don’t quit, their lives will be legit.
Last night Lisa Vanderpump hosted World Dog Day and declared it a mandatory requirement for all Vanderpump Rules stars to own a dog. James Kennedy is exempt, however,because obviously Lisa cares about the welfare of her furry friends!
OK, just kidding – they didn’t have to own a dog, but it might as well have been a decree. Some of them <ahem… Stassi Schroeder…> were so eager to suck-up to Lisa via dog-loving they adopted two poor doggies, and dressed them up in bonnets fit for English Tea.
Before we dealt with dogs, however, we had to deal with pussy cats. And also bitches. All in a days work at SUR, right!? The bitch is Jax Taylor who has been spreading news of Kristen Doute petting Brittany Cartwright‘s kitty-cat all over SUR.
Anybody… well damn, too bad! Shannon and David did a vow renewal, and none of us understand how emotional, loving, caring, amazing David was ’cause the cameras didn’t show it. Only Vicki Gunvalson understands! See, she and Donn did this lil’ thing called a vow renewal, but 15 minutes later, they were divorced and Brooks Ayers had infiltrated the Coto. Empty Love Tank will drive you into the arms of the wrong love.
While Apollo has been ensconced in Fort Dix Federal Correctional Facility to serve an eight-year fraud sentence, he managed to entice another woman to marry him. Sources close to production say we’ll get to hear all about it on Real Housewives Of Atlanta later on this season.