Last night on Real Housewives of Atlanta things were light on crazy and heavy on confusion, double-speak, and tiaras. The most confusing thing happening was figuring out what languagePorsha Stewartand hubby Kordell are even speaking. I mean Porsha definitely lives in a world of her own vocabulary where meanings and pronunciation are like, kinda, irrelevind – right?!
As for Kordell, he's the king so he do what he wants and decided to tackle a little problem of Housewives diplomacy. There's no use! Is Kordell an otherworldly genius or just… um… well, not?
In other antics Cynthia Bailey decided being the hostess of a pageant also made her the queen of all she sees. Lady Bailey was rocking her little rhinestone tiara all over town in the hopes some fool would take notice of her regality – which also equated with being a biatch. I'm sure Porsha would describe it as bitchgality.
So let's begin… Kordell is turning the big 4-0. Which is like the new 15 or something. To celebrate his bithday Porsha is throwing him a Harlem Renaissance themed party. Since she's also helping Cynthia with the Miss Renaissance pageant, she's busting out a pageant gown-cum-Josephine Baker collection of dresses that are perfect for the twirl and wave. She's been reviewing Kenya Moore's Miss USA footage and practicing in secret.
'Here she comes… Miss America. Oh I mean, Miss WHOOOOOOO-S-AAAAAAAA…. '
Well, well… it took 2 minutes in famewhore kingdom before the negative aspects of reality TV (aka ruining your life!) is striking the stars of Buckwild!
First there were allegations that the show is staged (as a West Virginian I can attest that it is!) and now Salwa Amin, the oldest of the group, has just been arrested for drug possession in WV early this morning! Oops. The "Curse of Jersey Shore" comes early, y'all!
TMZ reportsSalwa ( aka"Bengali in Boots") was arrested for "possession with intent to deliver," i.e. selling or distributing drugs. Unfortunately it's considered a felony offense in WV! She's scheduled for an arraignment this morning.
Whoooa nelly! Whomever sold Heather Dubrow's lavish Orange County mansion landed quite the commission check!
The Real Housewives of Orange County star unloaded her fully-customized, stunning mansion (which includes a fireplace in one of the master bathrooms) for a whopping $16.45 million!
AOL Real Estate reveals the home was never publicly listed and sold through private sale in December. Heather and Terry purchased the gorgeous property, which overlooks the ocean, in 2004 for $3.3 million and spent an additional $7 million constructing the house from scratch.
First up, Phaedratells OK! that she has only put on a paltry 11lbs as she rounds out her second trimester and her doctors only expect her to gain 15-16lbs total by the end of her pregnancy! Huh? Is she even eating for one? "It's a little low," Phaedra concedes, "but I'm sure the baby will be healthy."
"I'm very busy: I'm a full-time student, full-time mom, have a law firm, work in a funeral home, I'm involved in the community, have a husband… So you know, I really don't have have time to think about food as much as some people. I live to work, not live to eat."
Real Housewives of New York is one less romantical couple. After Carole Radziwill and rock star boyfriend, Russ Irwin survived RHONY Takes St. Barth's together, you would think they could make it through anything, but apparently not!
Caroleconfirms with Us Weekly the pair has split after a two-year relationship. "Russ and I have decided to call it quits," she said.
Carole says it's appropriate that the break-up happened just in time for Valentine's Day where she traditionally celebrates all by her lonesome. "I haven't celebrated Valentine's Day since the fifth grade when the boy I had a crush on gave me a valentine, only to find out later that he gave one to the entire class, including the boys," Carole jokes.
In a new interview the Real Housewives of Orange County couple says things are better then ever between the sheets and elsewhere. Is Slade paying his child support yet? And their babymaking and marriage plans will be a "hot topic" on the upcoming season 8.
"This is the happiest we’ve been in the four years since we’ve had a relationship," Gretchengushes to OK!. "Our relationship continues to get better and better. Everyday we find some more that we love about each other and it’s just a really blissful relationship."