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Peter Thomas in Jamaica - RHOA season 8

Peter Thomas recently spilled all his shade about his divorce from Cynthia Bailey, his feelings towards Phaedra Parks and her divorce from Apollo Nida, how Real Housewives Of Atlanta has affected his life, and the new spinoff he’s filming with RHOA producers! Oh my, does Peachter have a lot to say! Per the usual.

Below, you can read all the dirt from Peter’s interview with local Charlotte Show ‘Midday With Vonyetta.

Peter adamantly defends Apollo and blames Phaedra for their divorce. He doesn’t comment on whether or not he and Apollo are still friends, though (rumor has it they are no longer speaking).

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RHOBH Pantygate

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, we learned that Dorit Kemsley and her her husband Peek-K are obsessed with Erika Girardi‘s vajanynejayne. Dorit was patting Erika’s puss more than an Erika Jayne dance routine!

Dorit told everyone that PK not only had seen the Girardi family jewels, but appraised them for value at length. I think Dorit believed the reveal that Erika ‘forgot’ how to use her lady-like manners while wearing a white micro-cocktail dress was supposed to make Erika look bad. Honestly, though, Dorit’s non-stop complaining and over-analyzing, combined with Peek-K’s stalkerish staring, over what was essentially a wardrobe faux pas in poor taste, made Extra-Cheesey Dorit look worse.

As Erika herself surmised, the entire situation was, quite frankly, fishy. Like, why was Dorit so intent on telling everyone? What Eileen Davidson dubs ‘The Crotch Chronicles’ (or “SnatchChat”) becomes what Peek-K saw up Erika’s skirt. According to Dorit: everything.

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Lisa fires James again

Get your Tom + Katie tea towels ready to clean up the muck that has become Vanderpump Rules!

Recovering from Christmas and an ultimate cookie binge, the last thing I’m in the mood for is whining from Katie Maloney and Stassi Schroeder. But, alas, I am nothing if not a consummate professional, so I have wrenched myself from the sluggish glut of a living room filled with wrapping paper (how many calories does wading through wrapping paper burn?) to complete this recap. Happy holidays! Katie just blew her life savings on $18.00 custom tea towels, and her life now consists of hatefully glaring at Tom Schwartz while folding said towels into cardboard boxes, wrapping the whole thing with twine, and mailing it. In case you were wondering wtf: that’s her wedding invite.

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rhoc-season-1

Reality Tea is ranking ALL the Housewives from every season and every city! Our list is broken down into three parts with Housewives ranked from worst to ‘best’ (or best of the worst, if you will). Below is Part 1.

What makes a superior species of Housewives? Is it class? Money? Fabulous plastic surgery and good shoes? Beautiful home? A revolving door of crazy that keeps us on our cheaply-clad toes? Is it a supportive husband? An in-home zoo of fabulous miniature fluff balls clad in their own designer wardrobe? Is it a witty zinger or indispensable advice? Is it their ability to rewrite history without irony? To crack open the egg of their emotional travails in front of cameras? Or is it their ability to deftly control the scenery while cracking a Chanel whip?

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Real Housewives Of Atlanta Season 9 Cast

Lots of news for the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta, from Phaedra Parks winning awards, to Kandi Burruss expanding her reality TV empire, to a new slot machine app based on the ladies of RHOA!

First up, Phaedra shared on instagram that she was honored by Fulton County as Atlanta’s Most Popular Attorney. She’s the bomb, y’all!

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Dorit Kemsley

Dorit Kemsley is coming out biting her first season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Not mincing words about anybody’s bits, Dorit just doesn’t believe she and Erika Girardi ‘get’ each other, so thank goodness she has her fabulous friendship with Lisa Vanderpump as a consolation prize.

According to Dorit, that in addition to being truly special friends with LVP, they are two peas in a pod. “You don’t come across a lot of people in life who you can count on and connect with. It’s great to be so playful with Lisa,” she shares. “I just love her and I can’t stop laughing most of the time.”

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Season 7

This week’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills left me wondering how Erika Girardi has never heard of a snatch guard. #BetterCallLuann It left Lisa Rinna wondering if there was a nefarious scheme to expose Erika. Pun intended.

Lipsa wasn’t present for Panty Gate, or should I say ‘Oops I forgot my panties gate,’ because she was in NYC pimpmomagering Delilah’s modeling career and advising Kyle Richards on what not to wear (I wish!).

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4th Annual Reality TV Awards

Cue the complaints that you won’t watch next season of Real Housewives Of Orange County if Vicki Gunvalson comes back [you so will watch], because the OG of the OC just revealed that she’s indeed returning for season 12 – which has already started filming! WOO HOO!

Not only is Vicki sharing that she’ll live to tell Tall Tales another season, she also appeared to hint that there’s a new lady on board, and Kelly Dodd may be out!

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