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Teresa Vs. Jacqueline

As someone who has written about the exploits and shenanigans of Real Housewives for many moons, Real Housewives Of New Jersey is the only show which leaves me emotionally exhausted.

On one level, it’s a nod to their ability to remain raw in front of the cameras, years after years of doom and gloom fighting. However, on the other side, their lack of self-awareness means season after season after season someone – Teresa Giudice, usually – is gonna be accused of a maelstrom of denial that the other ladies have no idea they are also wallowing in. So sometimes you need 5 Xanax – maybe 10! – to get through it.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta recap

Well, Real Housewives Of Atlanta went low quick. Like lower than the dip in Kenya Moore‘s hellish driveway!

Last night the ladies were throwing out the dirty buttermilk on each other. So, turn your prayer cloth into a strainer and start diluting that crud with holy water before you serve it up with biscuits! (That made no sense, but it sounds Phaedra Parks -ian).

Things begin at Moore Manor where Kenya is hosting a housewarming party. I know, I know… whoever heard of a housewarming party for an unfinished house? But even worse – whoever heard of a housewarming party for the ghosts of one’s past in the form of unwelcome guests. Unless of course you’re related to the Addams’s Family or Ebenezer Scrooge.

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Porsha Crashes Kenya's Housewarming Party

One might think Kenya Moore is savvy enough to have SECURITY! at her Moore Manor Housewarming party, but considering that she barely has a front door, maybe that’s expecting too much? As a result Porsha Williams scurried herself through the entryway and crashed the party!

On tonight’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta, the public opening of Moore Manor rages on but Kenya is forced to abandon her select THOT-free guests to confront Porsha on her THOT-less arrival. (see what I did there?! HA). Of course, Porsha isn’t the only unwelcome guest…

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Teresa Giudice with her mom and daughters

With Joe Giudice in prisonTeresa Giudice is abandoning her infamous Christmas Eve celebration – site of the infamous Sprinkle Cookie Mysteries! – for a new tradition with Joe and Melissa Gorga. Let’s hope some furtive fambly member doesn’t throw whatever cookies Teresa in the trash.

“Being home is just kind of going to be sad, so I didn’t want to be home,” explains Teresa, “because it’s just us.”

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Lisa Vanderpump - WWHL

Lisa Vanderpump believes true love can happen on Vanderpump Rules, although not without some serious trials and tribulations. This season Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney will put her theory to the test.

The scandal plagued couple finally becomes a symbiotic unit when they tie the knot, but Lisa reveals their I Do nearly ended with an I Don’t!

“The journey towards the wedding was pretty much a roller coaster.” reveals Lisa. “It just seemed so complicated, the scenario – you’ve got all these people with different opinions.”

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Rob Kardashian daughter Dream Kardashian with Amber Rose

Well, the foxes in the Kardashian hen house continue to infiltrate, and by that I mean Amber Rose! Yesterday morning Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna welcomed their daughter Dream Renee Kardashian, born by C-Section. One of the first to meet the newest Kardashian lady was Amber, the very notorious ex of Rob’s very, very annoying brother-in-law Kanye West.

“A Dream come true #DreamKardashian,” Amber wrote alongside a sweet pic of her holding Dream (above).

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Kenya Moore throws shade at Sheree Whitfield

Kenya Moore believes Sheree Whitfield is jealous and embarrassed that Moore Manor rose to the occasion first, and that Kenya’s accomplishment is completely self-made.

“I thought Sheree would be happy to see how far I’ve come, but all she was capable of doing was tearing it down,” complains the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star.

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Melissa

This season Melissa Gorga attempted to shift her attention from family feuds and petty drama to building envy and making amends with Teresa Giudice. Now that she’s changed her priorities, Melissa sees former friend Jacqueline Laurita for exactly who she is.

“This season I definitely found my voice, although I’m not sure that voice was heard much at the reunion,” begins Melissa. “I think my face says it all. I look completely disgusted, and I am.”

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