Siggy Flicker may be Real Housewives Of New Jersey‘s resident (self-appointed) relationship expert, but I’m questioning her sanity and her advice. I mean for all this tawk about soldiers, she’s sure turned into one of Jacqueline Laurita‘s right quick! Jacqueline’s bite is just as scary as her bark, so I get it.
As Dolores Catania warns, Siggy better stop throwing salami and provolone into the pen because when she runs out the Jacqocerous is going to get very angry and chomp her hand.
Honestly, Dolores is far more capable as a relationship expert when it comes to the chaos of Jersey than Siggy.
Melissa Gorga isn’t kidding when she describes Jacqueline Laurita‘s behavior in Vermont as “all all sorts of CRAZY.” Because, well, Jacqueline’s behavior in general is pretty much completely crazy.
The ladies of Real Housewives Of New Jersey tried to take a relaxing vacation, but “obviously that didn’t happen.” For Melissa, At least one thing was cleared up in Vermont – she had a serious epiphany about Jacqueline!
“That night in Vermont confirmed for me that Jacqueline is a sh–ty friend, completely unstable, and someone that NEVER had an interest in helping our family or being my friend,” seethes Melissa.
Nobody puts a Housewife on a budget! It’s not surprising that a Housewife and a banker are not getting along, but it is surprising that Dorinda Medley got so tipsy during a recent lunch that she reportedly smacked one with her heel!
Last month, Farrah and Sophia announced plans to open the children’s boutique “Sophia Laurent.” Sophia is very much a part of running the business, apparently. The seven year old is such a savvy entrepreneur that she has been earning money “since she popped out!” brags Farrah.
We can always count on Heather Dubrow to focus on herself instead of the low-base bullshit drama of her castmates. So when the candle flame starts to flicker, we also know she’ll be the first one out the door scooting home to a life of champs and Chanel.
Well, it wouldn’t be Real Housewives without a shady finance situation! Dorit Kemsley hasn’t even gotten her official Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills tagline yet, but she’s already a perfect fit considering her businessman husband PaulKemsley filed for bankruptcy a few years ago!
In 2012, Paul claimed to be $10 to $50 million dollars in debt, with numerous creditors in the US and abroad suing him for repayment.