“I’ve hired legal counsel at this point. I don’t take this lightly,” Kim explains. “It’s one thing, like I said, to kind of banter back and forth and have an opinion. This is far beyond just having an opinion.”
On last night’s Below Deck one crew member went down, another almost sunk Captain Lee Rosbach‘s reputation, and a third got labeled a bitter Betty with the bad hair. Well, you can’t say these yahoos don’t try!
As they arrive in St. Barth’s, Valor is sailing into territory usually only charted by Real Housewives. It’s high season, which means multi-million dollar yachts, probably carrying celebrities and the stakes for keeping up with the Joneses – or the Falcons, rather, are high for keeping up. This is obviously foreshadowing, indicating that an ENORMOUS f–k up will happen. And who will go down. Duh, duh, duh.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County we saw a different side of Peggy Sulahian. A fun, light-hearted, yet conniving side! I think we were supposed to really care that Diko upset Shannon Beador in a game of karmatic husbands, but eh, I mostly care about Peggy’s recipes. But first, always but first, other stuff happened. And and that other stuff was another session of Will Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge ever be put back together again? (My magic hate ball says: NOOOOOOOOOO, NEVER, EVER, EVER – JUST F–KING STOP!).
Ugh Vicki and Tamra. Again. I feel like I’m contractually obligated to write about how they met for coffee at a subliminally named place called Patch, even though we know they won’t patch anything up.
It’s official – Landon Clements is done with Southern Charm. Everyone’s favorite clueless villainess decided to leave the show to focus – finally – on finding another rich husband building a real career. Or so she says…
Since deciding to quit, Landon moved back to California and got her real estate license. Now she’s also ready to meet some eligible bachelors of the west coast. Men you have been warned!
“I’m excited to pursue other things and we have so much fun making the show, but you know, I was just ready to do some other stuff now,” Landon explained. “I love Charleston, but it’s a tiny little town, so it’s hard to keep oneself really busy.” Is it?
Brave new world over at Bravo, because after sweating for years she’d never return Danielle Staub says returning to Real Housewives Of New Jersey feels “like coming home.” Let’s hope that’s not a home in foreclosure!
“I can’t even think of words to describe how good it feels,” Danielle gushed. And the best part: her friendship with Teresa Giudice. “I was so happy to be back and a part and to have somebody to talk to, and Teresa and I were getting along well.”