This weekend, James was in Vegas DJing a pool party at, of all places, Hard Rock Hotel’s Rehab, but on his return flight to L.A. a drunken and out of control James got into a huge screaming fight with Lala. Which led to theVanderpump Rules star being ejected from the flight for being “too drunk.” Oh bother…
Last night’sReal Housewives Of New York left me feeling like Dorinda Medley! I watch this show! It’s supposed to be fun! None of you can “betave!” (And yes – I was swinging a vodka bottle as I ranted at the TV – ironically the TV, which can’t hear me, provided the same non-reaction as the Housewives who were physically standing right in front of Dorinda!)
Also, I’m just gonna say it – I’m tired of Bethenny Frankel. This is not HER show. That spinoff was CANCELLED. Time for Bethenny to recognize where she stands; maybe Bravo gives her special snowflake treatment, but she’s rolling in the same muck as all the other harridans she pretends to be above, and her despot tyrannical behavior is just annoying.
When she wasn’t berating children on the dance floor, Abby Lee Miller was allegedly committing bankruptcy fraud! Last year Abby was indicted, and if convicted is subject to a $5 million dollar fine plus up to five years in prison.
The Dance Moms star has asked for repeated delays in the case as she travels back and forth between Pittsburgh and L.A. to manage her dance studios and reality shows. Last week Abby requested another extension – her sixth! – for pretrial motions. However, sources report that this latest extension may be the result of Abby negotiating a plea deal with the U.S. Attorney’s office!
Sydney Holland, the very recent ex of Viacom and CBS mogul Sumner Redstone, apparently wants to reinvent herself by becoming a cast member on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Well – that’s one way to get out of your mega famous’ billionaire ex’s shadow! Move over Yolanda Foster there’s a new mega-accomplished gold digger in the 90210!
Sources say that Sydney officially pitched herself to Bravo producers by creating a “sizzle reel.” Oh dear… do we think Sydney’s reel featured her dining with Giggy at PUMP? Or possibly attended a Lyme IV drip with Yolanda? Or shopped Kaftans at Mumus By MeanieMcMessiniessToo? Or perhaps – oh, perhaps! – patting a puss in Erika Jayne‘s empowered panty chapel?!
(If any of this happened, I need to see all of it in the Secrets Revealed episode.)
Tamra has been training for months by lifting weights, doing a ton of cardio at CUT Fitness, and eating super clean – then she grabbed her glamsquad and showed off her muscles in an itty-bitty sequined bikini. #AbsForJesus.
Below are photos from Tamra’s fitness competition and also the RHOC finale party.
Travis‘ birthday is the most important day of the year next to Jesus’ birthday. In fact, Travis is like the second son born in the miracle manger. At least according to Stephanie. (And Travis.) Therefore this warrants a lavish, over-the-top affair in which Stephanie proves that importance that is Travis’ ego, so she decides to throw a a Gatsby-themed party to celebrate the living incarnate of holiness on earth. With Stephanie in charge, Travis is practically pooping his pants that he may end up with a party at Bounce It Out! where Brandi and Stephanie slurp Jesus Juice through booze googles while dry humping the slide.