If there’s one thing we’ve learned in all our years watching (and reporting on) reality TV is that these people need a lot of therapy! Thank goodness some genius figured out how to kill two birds with one stone by inventing reality television therapy. That way these ‘stars’ can indulge in both their addiction to extending their 15 minutes, and potentially seeking some much-needed help. Do I have Dr. Drew to thank for this?
Well if there’s any relationship that has come full circle it’s Bethenny Frankel and Luann de Lesseps. Bethenny blew up Luann’s life by outing Tom D’Agostino as a cheater, but in the wake of Luann’s drunken and disorderly arrest Bethenny is supporting her fellow Real Housewives Of New York star.
“We all have high points, low points, times we feel confident, times we feel less confident and so… ” Bethenny said in defense of Luann, who she’s “been texting” while Luann is in rehab. I’d say a failed hook-up in the wrong hotel room resulting in a mugshot is definitely a low point…
On Wednesday evening Kieffer was arrested near Pittsburgh, PA after authorities responded to a tip about a suspected meth lab in the basement apartment where Kieffer was living. There had been multiple complaints about the lab and police had been investigating for weeks before finally nabbing Kieffer!
As with everything on RHONJ there are 13 sides to the story, and the truth is obscured at the bottom of a fake Chanel bag underneath leopard print, glitter, and salami. So of course that’s also the situation surrounding the sudden closure of Gorga’s Homemade Pasta & Pizza.
According to a source although the Gorgas (and one Giudice) are no longer part of ‘Gorga’s’ the restaurant remains open, in the same location, but is being run by Joe’s now ex-partners, who are still using the name Gorga’s.
And to whom do we owe the honor of dragging Camille from her peaceful slumber? Why Dorit Kemsley, of course. I never condone a lady calling another lady a c-u-next-Tuesday, but I must thank Dorit for reawakening the pernicious side of Camille!
There are so many things you don’t want to learn from a Real Housewife. The list honestly is endless, however, I never thought I’d have to add “blow job tips” to that already overwhelming list. Apparently I do, and it falls right under “money management” and above “drinking habits.” As always: Thanks Lisa Rinna! So that’s just a preview of last night’s raunchy, ribald, and Do-RITNOWSHUTYOURMOUTH’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills.
While most of these women are stuck in California with construction, heat waves, and the crushing woes of work, Lipsa and Erika Girardi are headed to Japan where apparently The Daughters Rinna are big-time celebrities. I’m pretty sure Lipsa hired paparazzi and a roving pack of obsessed fans to follow Delilah and Amelia around, but there was a huge crowd to greet them at the airport and an impromptu red carpet, as Lipsa stood idly by babysitting 300 pieces of luggage and being ignored.
Katie Maloney is once again being embarrassed on national TV by Tom Schwartz‘s lack of commitment. Most of us might give up the ghost
to Tom Sandoval, but not our girl Katie – she is hanging on til her dying day. After all, til death do them part, right?!
After bragging that the first year of marriage was “bliss” the Vanderpump Rules star got a reality check (and not the kind signed by Bravo!) when she learned Tom 2 had a drunken make-out with another SUR hostess. Oops! Tom blamed the Jagger, and Katie admits she still hasn’t fully dealt with “having this bomb dropped on me.” I mean it took her how many years to deal with Tom 2’s first cheating episode? Which is exactly Katie’s biggest issue with Tom’s latest betrayal.
Cynthia admits to being both “sad and proud” of her mom’s testimonial, but was ultimately glad that Kenya Moore encouraged her mother to participate.