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RHONJ Season 7 Finale

Remember the halcyon days of Real Housewives Of New Jersey when a season finale would be a massive family feud involving scandalizing secrets of your sister-in-laws past coming out over appetizers at a Posche Fashion Show?

Or possibly a cavewoman, wearing a the fur she literally just ripped from a wild boar, chasing another woman through a country club screaming expletives, all to the background of sparkly polyester bandage dresses tripping down a runway? Yeah, well that ain’t these days.

As another finale of Real Housewives Of New Jersey is upon us we are reminded of the past, but also look towards a new dawn.

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Blac Chyna

I dunno how someone finds the inclination to cheat when they’re like 30 months pregnant, but Pilot Jones apparently thinks Blac Chyna is that girl. She denies it of course.

After a photo leaked of Blac and the singer looking quite close, rumors started swirling that she had cheated on her fiancé Rob Kardashian. Fighting back against the accusations, Blac Chyna states that Pilot is using her for publicity and money, and there’s no way an affair happened because he’s actually gay. Oh my… when it comes to the Kardsahians it can never stay klassy!

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Melissa Gorga blog

Melissa Gorga has had enough of Jacqueline Laurita‘s crazy drama, and she’s done giving her chances to do the wrong thing. Now that Melissa and Teresa Giudice aren’t giving Jacqueline any energy, Melissa wasn’t at all shocked to see her find a new target in Dolores Catania.

Melissa decided to avoid Jacqueline’s namast’ay messy on this week’s Real Housewives Of New Jersey. She actually almost skipped Dolores‘ re-done house party because she had “no desire” to deal with anymore of her “passive aggressive” drama. Thank goodness for laryngitis!

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Lisa Vanderpump

Do you want a little more Vanderfabulous in your life? Well now you can with Lisa Vanderpump‘s new Vandermoji app!

So next time you have a friend who doesn’t believe your apology is sincere, or a friend who is guilty of kaftan abuse, or an employee who just can’t stop having out of control meltdowns in your restaurant, or a friend whose drunken antics are ruining your reputation, you’ll be prepared with the perfect response!

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Real Housewives of Orange County recap

Despite appearances, nobody actually “won” on last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Orange County. Everybody lost – even Meghan Edmonds.

Kelly Dodd‘s motto is, “If you’re not first, you’re last.” Well, there ya go. Poor Meghan only lost by association. I cannot believe four so-called adult women were behaving so Jerry Springer and then jumping through hoops trying to deny, deflect, and justify their actions. It was nonstop sifting through everyone lying while pointing fingers at other people’s lies. Yep, I’m looking at you Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, and ESPECIALLY Vicki Gunvalson!

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 9 cast RHOA

We’re just two weeks away from the premiere of Real Housewives Of Atlanta season 9. This season will be a milestone in many ways, namely that NeNe Leakes is not a major part of the show in any way, and also that Sheree Whitfield has been pulled out of Real Housewives retirement to spread her shade on thick as peach jam on biscuits.

Sheree is the only ‘new’ Housewife this season, which also includes Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss, Porsha Williams, Kenya Moore, and Phaedra Parks.

In anticipation for the new season some of the ladies are releasing their season 9 taglines on twitter and instagram. You can get a sampling below!

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Brandi, Kristen, & Carole Perform The Vagina Monologues

Brandi Glanville spent her weekend in Dallas doing what she does best – talking inappropriate stuffs with other Housewives! This time she hit up Dallas with her long-time BFF Kristen Taekman and Kristen’s former RHONY co-star Carole Radziwill for a charitable performance of The Vagina Monologues.

It’s nice to see Brandi using her vaj to help those in need.

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Dolores hosts a Housewarming Party

Last night was the pre-finale for Real Housewives Of New Jersey. Since Jacqueline Laurita had laryngitis, she let Milinia do all the talking for her. Finally because at least Milania’s outbursts make a lot more sense! A silent Jacq is still deadly though… thank be the powers of the smart phone put into dumb hands.

Oh that Milania, I don’t care – I love her. Teresa Giudice acknowledges that Milania is not adjusting well to Juicy being “away.” And why should she? On Juicy’s first day in the slammer, Joe, Melissa Gorga, and the kids come over with sprinkle cookies Chinese food to check in on Teresa and the girls. They find Milania mouthing off all kinds of projecting, and Teresa is in a tailspin.

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