Tonight marks the season 7 premiere of Bravo’s wealthiest and most over-the-top Housewives, and I could not be more excited. Especially after the dark, dreary, and twisted turn last season took, courtesy of one lady, and her lemons, her Lymes, and her lack of love!
To prepare for what’s to come let’s revisit all the highs and lows from season 6!
In an excoriating Instagram post, Kenya‘s ex-boyfriend Matt Jordan compares himself to “Walter” (the original fake Kenya boyfriend) and accuses her of lying about him for a Real Housewives Of Atlanta storyline – for which he claims she never compensated him for as promised!
Good lord – are there any decent relationships in and around Atlanta?
Is there anything more confusing than a woman who is not only willing to have sex with James Kennedy, but do the sex in essentially a cot in the corner of his dorm room? Oh yes, there IS something more confusing – that this woman is willing to admit this sex on national television! The bright lights of LVP‘s sparkles reflected by Bravo cameras can cause a girl to lose her mind!
Last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta blew things up – pun intended! – from imploding relationships, to actual bomb threats, and in between, a political message.
Phaedra Parks is headed to the DNC, accompanied by Porsha Williams. Porsha explains that politics is in her blood because her grandfather was legendary civil rights leader Hosea Williams. Are we sure they’re related? I mean, Porsha thought the underground railroad was Atlanta’s mysterious subway which transported people to a safe-haven called The Mall Of America.
Craig, not known for following through on his many lofted plans, traveled to Haiti to do a little charity work. With his girlfriend Naomie, they spent Thanksgiving volunteering with the organization I’m ME, which aims to end orphan cycle in Haiti. Naomie has certainly had a positive affect on Craig!
Photos of Craig and Naomie’s service trip are below.