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RHOA Charity In Houston

It is the particular ability of Real Housewives to turn the doing of something good (or straightforward) into a giant diabolical mess of bickering, tantrums, and meltdowns. The Real Housewives Of Atlanta headed to Houston to do some charity work after the devastation of Hurricane Harvey but brought a new kind of devastation all of their own making. Thanks, but no thanks!

I don’t want to imply nothing of merit happened on this trip, but competing charity events in hurricane-destroyed towns, complete with all the accompanying Housewives histrionics, may be a new low. Possibly? Maybe I should try to be more positive and instead believe the ladies were so overcome with emotion from their good works and seeing people who lost everything that in turn they lost their heads? Naaaahhh.

Kenya & Porsha

On tonight’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta the ladies try to show their itty-bitty little good sides by doing some charity. I mean usually they show their badonkadonk in thongs side, so I dunno this could be a nice change?

Except, of course, Porsha Williams and Cynthia Bailey end up battling over competing charity events scheduled simultaneously. Because good must be equal to evil! 

Abby Lee Miller

Abby Lee Miller‘s reign of terror is about to be unleashed on the masses once again! Abby has managed to secure early release and is getting out of prison after serving just half her time!

The former Dance Moms star was sentenced to one year and one day in prison for bankruptcy fraud, but will be released on February 20th following only six months of incarceration. Abby has been in a California women’s penitentiary, and upon release will transition to a halfway house in Van Nuys for the unknown duration. 

Margaret Josephs Leopard Print

At this point I think a shady backstory and financial problems are pre-requisites to be on Real Housewives Of New Jersey, so no wonder Margaret Josephs makes such a great Housewife!

Margaret lives in a $1.125 million dollar mansion with her contractor husband Joseph Benigno – but maybe not for long, because on December 15, 2017, Unity Bank filed a notice of foreclosure against the couple. 

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave

Last season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills I suspected something was misfiring inside Dorit Kemsley‘s brain because she just didn’t seem to ‘get’ certain things. Now I wonder if the reason she changes her hair so much is because instead of a brain her head is filled with extra pieces of hair. It’s plausible, right? And yes, once again last night was The Dorit Show, and I dunno… Lisa Rinna is a better TV host!

You guys – I am about to make a startling confession and I fully expect to be stoned with carbohydrates and Payless Shoes for this, but I have to do it. So here it goes: I truly believe the Housewife most like myself is Lisa Rinna.

No, I have not secretly written a book on how to suck D (yet! *wink, wink*), but when it comes to getting a tasty piece of gossip or knowing something I shouldn’t, I, like Lipsa, cannot help but blurt it out at inopportune times.

Dorit Kemsley leather jacket

Dorit Kemsley is trying to move on up in the real estate world. Or down…to the Valley? The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star has been trying to sell her enormous, freshly-renovated mansion but there have been no takers so they just dropped the price.

After six months on the market for $12.75 million, Dorit and PK have done a $1.8 million price reduction and are now asking $10.95. I’d say Dorit should use Mauricio as her listing agent, but she already is…. 

Stassi Schroeder

Of all the things that make ZERO sense about Vanderpump Rules, the two that stand out the most are Kristen Doute and PatrickStassi Schroeder‘s, Zen For The Douchebag’s Soul, sometimes-boyfriend. Yes, for me, this has overshadowed the tedium of Jax Taylor behaving atrociously and getting away with it. Again.

For instance, why is Kristen going to the opening of James Kennedy‘s See You Next Tuesday DJ gig at SUR? Doesn’t she despise her cretin ex boyfriend with the passion of a thousand disturbed bees? Don’t ALL of them actually hate James?! Hasn’t the hatred of James Kennedy been a storyline for, oh, I dunno – the past 3 seasons?! Apparently Kristen would go to the opening of an envelope, though, and when being on Vanderpump Rules is your only J-O-B…

Ariana Madix

On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules the group is reeling from Jax Taylor‘s second betrayal of Brittany Cartwright and it leaves the girls’ team divided from the boys’ team! Oh my.

Tom Sandoval blames Ariana Madix for getting involved and sharing a recording with Brittany that captured Jax canoodling with Faith Sowers. Why do I imagine someone standing over them with a Fisher-Price tape recorder to get these goods? Ariana is disgusted with Tom for taking Jax’s side, and suggests they should break up! Break up over Jax… kids – his shenanigans are just not worth it!