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Danielle Staub

Boy some things have changed on Real Housewives Of New Jersey! Once upon a time, Danielle Staub was Teresa Giudice‘s mortal enemy, and Teresa was BFF with Jacqueline Laurita. Now, Jacqueline is completely out of the picture, and the woman Teresa once labeled a “prostitution whore” has become her bestie.

“Everything aligned perfectly,” Danielle gushed of her decision to return to RHONJ after a lengthy absence. Danielle’s decision was impacted after she bonded with Teresa over yoga and realized there would be no more table flips or country club shake downs. I am sure it did not hurt that Teresa and Danielle were also able to bond over running Jacqueline off.

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The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, past and present, have invaded NYC over the last week to attend New York Fashion Week.

Lisa Rinna was there with model daughters Delilah and Amelia, both of whom walked in various runway shows. Camille Grammer, who I believe is finally returning as a full-time Housewife next season, was also there to promote her daughter Mason‘s runway appearance. Obviously, Yolanda Hadid, mother of Mastercleanse supermodels Gigi and Bella, flexed her new and improved health and brain functioning to promote her book and support her children.

Kelly & Vicki

Kelly Dodd never fails to crush an opportunity to rise to the top! Most of us were on her side when Meghan Edmonds claimed Kelly attacked her by accusing Jimmy Dad Jeans of cheating yet failed to mention that she initially accused Kelly of having a boyfriend, but then Kelly undid all her Brownie points by trotting out a rusty ol’Gretchen Christine, Queen Plastine, to further rumors that Eddie Judge is secretly gay.

And even worse, Kelly did all of this to try and sell the idea that Vicki Gunvalson isn’t responsible for the mean and erroneous things she says. Dang does it stab me in the heart to have to even loosely defend Tamra Judge on anything (but I’m doing this for Eddie you guys! It’s like my version of bathroom porn, or something).

Josh Flagg and Bobby Boyd honeymoon

Josh Flagg married Bobby Boyd last weekend in an event populated by Bravolebrities. The Million Dollar Listing LA star tied the knot at the Beverly Hills Hotel, then headed to Bora Bora for a honeymoon.

Sonja Morgan was in attendance, along with Josh’s MDLLA co-stars David Parnes and James Harris. No Josh Altman though! Also representing The Agency was Mauricio Umansky who attended with his wife Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards.

Yolanda Hadid Lyme Memoir

Yolanda Hadid‘s brain functioning was certainly at 100% while she was compiling a list of grudges against those who spurned her while she was battling Chronic Lyme Disease. Topping that list is, of course, ex-husband David Foster, who grew sick and tired of her sickness, and also some of Yo’s ex Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills co-stars!

Yolanda’s recently released memoir, Believe Me: My Battle with the Invisible Disability of Lyme DiseaseYolanda Hadid Is Finding Love Again, Calls Out Kyle Richards For Ignoring Her Crisis, And Would’ve Stuck By David If He Were Ill!, leaves no gory detail untouched as she chronicles her Lyme journey and her life before, during, and after crippling chronic illness. Of all the side-effects, losing her marriage was the hardest. She describes her split from David as “heartbreaking,” but concedes, “so is life.” 

Vicki Gunvalson

Poor Vicki Gunvalson. She wants to be a good friend and get along with all the girls so they can have a good old fashioned whoop it up time, until she invites scandalous gossip mongers to her birthday party, then she’s all “Tell me more!”

Vicki started off on the right foot by asking Tamra Judge to coffee. She ended up in the wrong red dress when she continued to facilitate inappropriate speculation about Eddie Judge’s life. Vicki needs Spanx for her mouth, as well as for her red dress.

“When I decided to call Tamra to ask her to go get coffee it was because I’m tired of the fighting and I wanted to make amends. She has been doing everything she can to alienate me with my friends. We weren’t even speaking when Kelly and I talked about it. I don’t know why she can’t let it go and move on,” Vicki complains. Cause: accountability!

Below Deck Recap - It Ain't Easy Being Green

It’s episode two for the greenest crew Below Deck has ever had. As a result, Nico Scholly, Captain Lee Rosbach, and Kate Chastain are barely clinging on to their wits or the task of keeping Valor afloat.

Kate finally decides to turn things over to God. “Yes, I have a moronic crew,” she declares, “but he gave me easy guests.” With the guests safely ensconced on their beach picnic, she uses the time to complain to Captain Lee that she can’t continue doing all the stewarding single-handled and requests additional crew.

Joe Giudice on RHONJ

Another day, another Giudice drama! This time Joe Giudice, who has been cooling his heels in prison after a money fraud situation went terribly awry, has been barred from the prison’s alcohol abuse treatment program over his immigration status.

Despite living in America since he was a baby, and marrying American citizen Teresa Giudice, Joe never completed his citizenship requirements and is currently eligible for deportation once his 41 month prison sentence ends. Last year Joe entered Fort Dix correctional facility and was placed in a special unit for substance abuse. At his sentencing hearing, the Real Housewives Of New Jersey star told the judge that he his drinking was out of control as a result of the legal issues, Teresa’s prison sentence, and the sudden loss of his father