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Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Ask, Conceive, & Receive

by Mary on May 1st, 2013

On last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy something I've long believed was confirmed. Kroy Biermann, like children of Victorian England, should be seen and not heard. The more he speaks, the more… just no.

In other occurrences Kim Zolciak demonstrated more awesome parenting and then got in a big fight with her husband over mirrors. She needs MORE MIRRORS everywhere so she can look at herself MORE TIMES. The naked photos dominating every wall aren't enough?

Things begin with Kim and KJ being cute. Ok, let me rephrase: KJ was being cute and Kim was rocking an In Living Color bandana. That was not cute. Kim tells us she knows nothing about football and since Kroy is going to the Super Bowl (in theory), she better learn the ins and outs of the game.

I'm pretty sure Kim already has the ins and outs covered which is how she ended up married, prenup-less, with two kids in less than three years. Girl knows the game very, very well! She by SheBroke better recognize!

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Bethenny Frankel Speaks Out; Surprised Divorce Isn’t “Amicable”!

by Mary on May 1st, 2013

Oh Bethenny Frankel – this is a very sad attempt at damage control. I'm sure she has her Frankelzombies out in full-force defending her actions, but just in case the message isn't coming across the soon-to-be-divorced former reality star is speaking out about ending her marriage to Jason Hoppy.

Wanna know the most surprising thing of all? She's pretty much blaming Jason for making the divorce hard. Start rolling your eyes now! "I really did think it would be amicable. I absolutely did," Bethenny whines to People. "I wrote that entire [divorce] statement myself. And every single word, I believed to be true."

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Is Lydia McLaughlin Renting Just For Real Housewives of Orange County? Plus, She’s Still At Odds With Gretchen Rossi!

by Mary on April 30th, 2013

Housewives real estate drama! Did I mention I love Housewives real estate drama? Cause I do!

The latest lady to come under fire for where she lays her designer shoes is Lydia McLaughlin! The new Real Housewives of Orange County star admits she moved into Alexis Bellino's neighborhood before filming began, where they struck up a friendship. Or something.

Real Estalker recently unleashed some juicy details on Lady Lydia's new home. And allegedly she is renting just for filming purposes. "During filming" The McLaughlins "occupied a luxuriously appointed rented residence in the exclusive Ritz Cove enclave in Dana Point, the same affluent beach side enclave where Housewife Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim leased a house during the taping of the seventh season."

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Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy Divorce Nearly Finalized; Still Working Out Custody Arrangement!

by Mary on April 30th, 2013

Nearly a hot minute after filing reports emerge that Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are mere steps away from being "officially" divorced! Dang – Katie Holmes' divorce attorneys DO work fast!

Both parties have filed legal documents saying they agree to the divorce based on an "irretrievable breakdown" of their marriage. However there are still lose ends being worked out, reports TMZ. Despite a prenup signed before they married, a division of property is still being negotiated. Also not finalized is a custody agreement concerning daughter Bryn, who turns three next month.

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Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: See No Evil, Hear No Evil… Not On Housewives!

by Mary on April 30th, 2013

Last night's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County was a kaleidoscope of crazy. It had so much going on I didn't know where to look. We had Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers drama, Alexis Bellino's psychiatric breakdown (break through?) in the parking lot and Lydia McLaughlin showing that her true colors are bold, straight forward and every bit as Rainbow Brite as we could imagine. CHEEEESE! This girl will not do well here. Wait til she tells Tamra Barney the truth. Off with her head!

Immediately we are transported to a deep underground tunnel of despair where Tamra is sitting at the head of the table deliberating over can stay and who can go. Lucky Alexis was plucked from group and exiled. Her angel wings spread and her golden halo glowed as she floated above the riff-raff into the parking lot. Gretchen Rossi clapped with glee as if the heathens were being eaten by lions in the Colosseum.

Lydia scampered after her; jumping on Starlite and flying towards the Tunnel of Light. Don't let them rob you of a colorful world! I would have taken off my shoes, hitched up my maxi dress, and ran screaming from that den of horrors up the delivery van loading dock and right into the limo to start guzzling champagne from the bottle.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Star Jacqueline Laurita Victim Of A Break-In Attempt!

by Mary on April 30th, 2013

Jacqueline Laurita is having a one hell of a tough year! Sheesh.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star announced on twitter that someone tried to break into their home.

"I was standing right in front of the door he tried to come in. I watched him walk on my deck and in my yard. Surveillance cameras got it," Jacqueline added.

Super scary stuff! We're glad everyone is OK!

[Photo Credit: BravoTV.com]

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Vicki Gunvalson Defends Bringing Alexis Bellino To Tamra Barney’s Party On Real Housewives of Orange County!

by Mary on April 29th, 2013

Last week we were treated to part one of Tamra Barney's School of Etiquette and Social Graces. The Real Housewives of Orange County star decided to throw a party at her soon-to-be-gym and somehow the entire cast ended up being there, despite the fact that half of them hate Alexis Bellino and at least 1/3 of them (ahem Gretchen Rossi) hate Vicki Gunvalson.

Since it was Vicki who brought Alexis we were treated to several segments of Tarma complaining about Vicki forcing her to allow Alexis to destroy their presence with her fakeness. Anyway, Vicki says she just wanted to bring unity to the divided group.

"My intentions were 'pure' and I had no ill intent inviting Alexis," Vicki writes in her Bravo blog. "I feel terrible that it ended up the way it did. In hindsight, I might have done things differently if I knew what the outcome would be."

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Marisa Zanuck Confirms She Was Not Asked Back To Real Housewives of Beverly Hills For Season 4!

by Mary on April 29th, 2013

Sometimes the drama is just too overwhelming for even the most desperate of girls!

Marisa Zanuck has previously hinted that she may be leaving Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after one season, then recanted and tried to cozy up to Brandi Glanville for some producer attention, but alas she confirmed she was fired from the show for season 4.

As for what happened: “I wasn’t asked back,” Marisa candidly admitted to Celebuzz. “It's as simple as that and I'm okay with it.” Marisa acknowledges she was hoping for another season. “Let’s be honest, nobody is going to quit the show unless they have a spinoff because they either need the money or have a business to promote."

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