“I see offensive line man, Lisa V waiting to hurl her thought-out scripted attacks regardless of whether they fit at all into our conversation, Lisa R exhaustively trying to change every topic (whether it was about her or not) to her own addiction about anything to do with addiction, Eileen trying to fake a pass by laying her earned reputation on me, and cowardly Kyle waiting to piggyback any tackle,” blogged Brandi. “Kim and I were obviously playing defense. Only I was really over it at this point.”
Look at Kaia and Kane! We’re so glad Kim Zolciak‘s decision to not post pics of herself or her kids on social media anymore lasted only 23 hours – HaHaHa – because it would be a crime to not share all that sass and cuteness.
Kim, Kroy Biermann, Brielle, Brielle’s boyfriend, Ariana, Ariana’s friends, KJ, Kash, Kaia, Kane, Kim’s stylist/friend Shun Melson, and the Don’t Be Tardy camera crew headed to the beach this week for spring break. Sounds cozy. 😉
With her minor tantrum over “rude ass people” leaving nasty comments on her pictures behind her, Kim took to Instagram to share pictures of her kids having fun on the beach. Well, mostly having fun. In the picture above, Kane’s reacting to Kaia crying about the sand. She’s not a fan. Check out more pics below.
Leah continued her “happy marriage” charade last week on Facebook, “Today makes 3 years marriage for Jeremy and I. 🙂 #ANNIVERSARY” Within minutes, however, “fans” and “inside sources” came out of the woodwork to call her bluff. Reportedly, the couple did NOT spend their anniversary together, and Jeremy hasn’t been wearing a wedding ring and has been carrying on like a single man for a lot longer than Leah wants to admit.
Lisa‘s blog – which she titled Welcome to The Hunger Games Part 2: Catching Liar! – consisted of, “I feel this reunion episode speaks for itself.” And that’s all she wrote…
“I’m keeping this blog short, because… I don’t know what else to say,” admitted Eileen. “I kind of said it all on the show. Or I’m burnt out. I’m not sure. But this is all I’ve got. I’m sorry for the F-bombs if they offended anyone. We should start a RHOBH curse jar. I’m sure we could send at least one of our kids to college with the cash!” College, Smollege. Buy Brandi a one-way ticket to Planet Trash.
The book raises the question, why would anyone want relationship advice from Bethenny given her nasty divorce from Jason Hoppy and the demise of her relationship with Michael Cerussi? “I’m owning it,” she said. “I’ve learned more from my mistakes than I have my successes in everything. I was broke not so long ago. In my business, I always wanted to be successful, and I made a lot of mistakes and I really had no idea if it would ever happen for me. It’s the same with relationships. I can still give advice on something that I’ve made a lot of mistakes in. It’s about… ‘do as I say, not as I’ve done.’ I’m still on the journey in that regard.” Yeah I’m still not sold on the idea. Brandi Glanville might as well write I Suck At Social Drinking So You Don’t Have To while we’re at it.
“It’s an autobiography of basically me before Teen Mom when I lived in PA and then when I migrated down to the South,” shared Jenelle. “It has all the details from before filming, behind the scenes, when we took breaks in between, and stuff like that. A lot of people judge me on TV – they love me or they hate me – and I just want them to see that I had a rough life growing up.”