Last night on The Brandi Glanville Show – formerly the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Brandi bragged about making out with a 23-year-old meathead mover, stalked her on-again and off-again boyfriend J.R., and apologized to Adrienne Maloof for her offensive mouth letting Lisa Vanderpump force her to say mean things. Seriously Bravo? Where, oh where, is Eileen Davidson?? I need way more Beverly Hills and way less Beverly Hillbillies.
Brandi took to her blog to explain the situation with J.R, gush over the only two people on the show who still tolerate her, Yolanda Foster and Kim Richards, seethe with jealousy over Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump‘s riches, and pat herself on the back for apologizing to Adrienne after two years. Did Apollo Nida write a how-to book about Real Housewives apologies?
Kim credits 310 Nutrition. “I love it. 310 Nutrition does it again.. 310 cleanse is magic! It’s the fastest way to drop a couple pounds I’ve ever seen. It’s not fat you drop… it is the junk in our gut!! And believe me we all have junk in our gut. I feel so much better, I stocked up for after Thanksgiving dinner!”
The People of the Instagram – like the Children of the Corn but way scarier – accused Kim of wearing a waist trainer and/or photoshopping her pictures. So the Don’t Be Tardy star showed the People of the Instagram a bare belly shot, adding, “Ain’t no waist cincher here!” Check out that selfie below.
Kim shared, “Wow! My twins are 1 yrs old today! I can’t believe it!! It seems like just yesterday I told Dr. Hood I feel different this pregnancy. I couldn’t stay awake seriously though and he did an ultrasound and BAAM 2 sacs!!! I couldn’t believe it!!! Although twins run high on my moms side I still was in shock! What a blessing!! Kaia and Kane you have brought us so much joy!! Your brothers and sisters simply adore you and I never imagined I could love 6 kids like I do! My heart is full, my family is complete, and I want to shout from the sky THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!! #imsoblesssd #imsograteful #6kids #3and3″
Kim shared a sneak peek of Kaia and Kane‘s birthday fun on Instagram. See the photos – as well as a flashback video – below.
There was no shortage of shade and tension on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. Kenya Moore spent her on-camera time with her Aunt Lori and Claudia Jordan this week, but it didn’t stop her co-stars from talking ish about her. Like a good little bravolebrity, Kenya’s firing back in her RHOA blog.
First, Kenya gave a shout out to her Aunt Lori, “The one constant in my life is that I can count on my Aunt Lori to dispense sound advice. She is always the neutral party, who is often the moral compass of the show. And my take away is forgiveness should not come with conditions, neither should apologies.”
Vicki and Brooks recently sat down with US Weekly to talk about the cancer, the status of their on-again, off-again, on-again relationship, and which of their Real Housewives of Orange County co-stars have offered their support.
Vicki said she knew something wasn’t right with Brooks prior to the diagnosis. “He hadn’t been really looking good.” She added that she “burst into tears” when he told her. “I don’t know a lot about Non-Hodgkin lymphoma. All I know is – coming back for a third time – it’s not going away.”
About her upcoming wedding, she shared, “I always loved the ’20s era and the look of everything. Me and Jionni actually watched the movie together and it was actually Jionni’s idea to do a Great Gatsby theme wedding. We invited 300 people, but with everybody bringing a guest, it’s more like 400.” That’s a lot of people! And the wedding party includes 17 groomsmen, 15 bridesmaids, and 8 children, including Lorenzo and Giovanni.