Words cannot express how excited we are for Real Housewives of Dallas. In less than two weeks, we finally get to meet the new cast, Cary Deuber, Brandi Redmond, Stephanie Hollman, LeeAnne Locken, and Tiffany Hendra, and find out if Bravo will actually deliver the “glamorous galas, scintillating scandals, and enormous egos” they promised us. It can’t be worse than Potomac, right?!
While we wait as patiently as possible, let’s analyze Brandi, Tiffany, LeeAnne, Cary, and Stephanie‘s taglines, which Bravo unveiled yesterday. My personal favorite: “I’m not a trophy wife, I’m a lifetime achievement award.” That belongs to Cary. Look below for all the Real Housewives of Dallas Season 1 taglines.
While some reality TV stars make a huge production out of going to church on Easter <cough-Jenners-cough-Kardashians-cough> for the paps, others enjoy quality time with family. Of course, they are still reality stars, so they share pics on social media. Here is a roundup of our favorite pictures from the weekend.
Above: Kim Richards shared, “Happy Easter from our family to yours! Missing our Kimberly today! Hurry home little one!”
Porsha compliments Andy on the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, “You were on fire. Your follow-up questions were shady as hell.” Speaking of shade, how about Porsha’s digs at Peter Thomas and Cynthia Bailey?! Does Porsha think Cynthia knows the truth about Peter? “I don’t know what Cynthia knows,” she says. “All I know is that if she’s happy, I’m happy for her. She is the one who is married to him. They seem to be doing well today. Good luck, guys.”
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week.
Our favorite reality TV stars, like Heather Dubrow, Jenni Pulos, and Robyn Dixon, love to show off their adorable kids and family photos on social media. It is tough to narrow down, but here’s our pick for the sweetest photos this week.
“It was a good time for me,” Sheree said about her decision to return to Real Housewives of Atlanta. “My kids are about grown .. and I just felt like I’m in a much different place. I’m in a lighter place. Before it was so heavy. I was going through a lot – going through a divorce and a child support battle, so right now, I’m just really enjoying life and having a good time.”
Lisa applauds Bravo for filming the Lyme gala and explains that she was not able to attend because she was scrambling to get her passport in order before the Dubai trip. “I couldn’t go as it was noticed that I had only five months left on my passport and that is unacceptable when traveling to United Arab Emirates. It was all a bit of a panic to renew it in four days. The thought of going all the way to London 22 hours there and back was not something I relished, especially as we had another long flight to Dubai the next day – we tried everything. Anyway I was sent with an escort, LOL, to London just in case I didn’t come back in time. Had I known what lay ahead in Dubai I would’ve stayed longer.” Now the drama..