Shocker -Taylor Armstronggot drunk and acted a fool just THREE days into shooting Couples Therapy. But, you guys, it wasn't HER. It was the EDIT. HA. I wish I could collect a dollar bill every time a reality TV star complains about editing. Taylor is mad VH1 didn't show what led up to her epic temper tantrum.
Taylor tweeted, "Fed up at this point. Lid is about to blow off. Don't like to be lied to and more family pressure than u can imagine! Dr. Jenn Berman and VH1 said no editing. This is totally absurd. You don't know the background story."
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To kick things off, Dr. Jenn informs us that Farrah's life is chaotic. So I'd like to inform Dr. Jenn that Farrah's chaos has been meticulously planned out by Farrah the Famewhore. Hold the Fame. Meanwhile, Farrah complains to Taylor about being stood up by her boyfriend-for-hire, Brian Dawe. Farrah assumes Taylor couldn't possibly understand how hard her life is because her divorce was – and I quote – probably like so easy. "I filed for divorce, then I found him hanging," shares Taylor. "So not so easy." Farrah's like, fine your life is hard, I guess, but I'm done with you. Good night. Taylor tells the camera that Farrah is the most self-absorbed person she has ever met. #PotMeetKettle
This week's Shahs of Sunset was insane. Bravo gets the ick – MJ's sex tapes – out of the way first thing. We pay for this later.Mercedes "MJ" Javid seeks professional help to recover the missing files from her computer. She worries the young, hot computer guy will copy her sex tapes. He finds the files – not a cold chance in hell he enjoys it, let alone copies them.
Next,Mike Shouhed meets with old Vegas friends, Big Baller #1 and Big Baller #2. Their office building is nice and shiny but rather empty inside – much like their secretaries. The Ballers, who finance real estate deals, offer Mike a job as their broker. He promises to think about it, adding, "I want to show everybody a big middle finger, to the entire world and say, 'HAHAHA, I'm the richest.'"
Asa Soltan Rahmati meets with a party planner friend to go over details for the Diamond Water launch party. Not much to see here. She complains about the lack of gaudy gold accessories – yet the whiners on House Hunters never stop complaining about gold this, gold that – and requests a Diamond Water bottle ice sculpture. Asa also reveals she's planning a family reunion in Turkey.
Season 18 of the Bachelor kicks off tonight with sexy fan favoriteJuan Pablo Galavis- and 27 ladies vying for his attention. Bring on the lame ice breakers, tears, and drunken meltdowns. Oh man, I love the meltdowns!
Juan recently revealed what he is and isn't looking for in a woman.
The good? "A woman that is smart, that is honest, that likes sports," said Juan. "Also somebody that knows how to dance - because I love dancing. That's one of my biggest turn-ons, like I fall in love with that."