When it comes to Farrah, two things are certain: she has no shame and she knows what to say to get a headline. So of course a publisher of smut books would want to hitch a ride on the Farrah Express. They will have to sit up front though. The caboose is closed for repairs.
Farrah's first stop: Radar. To talk about Sophia, her five-year-old daughter, reading the erotica. When she's older, of course, but now is a perfect time to talk about it. #EyeRoll
The pear-shaped diamond is so crazy big we thought it was an April Fool's day joke. We weren't the only ones, so Lily came back to add, "For those of you that think it's an April Fool's joke, so did at first I when Dhar got on one knee!! That was his whole plan, he's so funny, romantic, and crazy like that."
Sure, I felt bad for her, but I'm pumped up about a Mariah-free Quad on my TV. #SheHilarity #QueenBeeBeGone #QuadLikesHashtags
Quad took to her Bravoblog to entertain and educate. "Yes honey the ladies of #Married2Med are back," she began. "I must say since season one, a lot has changed and for good reason. We have added new faces, discovered new personalities, and revealed FAKE friends. #UlteriorMotives"
"Derek is great," shares NeNe. "He's a great choreographer. I've watched him dance over the seasons and I know how dope he is. What I like is that Derek knows that I am known for being fabulous – not that Tony didn't know that – but maybe he didn't know how to bring that out."
I cannot explain the feather sticking out of Derek's crotch in the above picture. I also have no words for Derek and NeNe's tribal-inspired jazz number. Derek looks like a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz flapping his arms around next to giant NeNe. I can't – watch the video below.
No elimination tonight – last week's and this week's scores and viewer votes will be combined to determine who goes home next week. Will NeNe survive?
Is your relationship on the edge? Do you need Couples Therapy but you are not a reality TV star who is desperate for another 15 minutes of fame? If you answered yes to either question, today is your lucky day. Fox is casting a new reality TV show titled Couples Retreat.
It's Wife Swap meets Temptation Island. Couples who sign up for Couples Retreat "agree to go on a fantasy weekend with the opposite-gender partner of a similarly matched couple" in an attempt to fix their troubled marriage or to reboot their stale marriage. Oh, yes, this is trashy reality TV at its finest.