Lilly and Dhar got engaged on April Fool’s Day. On April 16, Lilly said she and her new fiance jumped right into planning not one, but two, huge weddings. Fast forward five months, it sounds like once that initial “OMG, we’re engaged! Must plan everything! Right now!” madness wore off, wedding planning got pushed to the back burner.
Oh well. I mean, if we don’t get to see Lilly plan the wedding and drive her glam squad crazy in the process, Coconut spin in circles down the aisle, or Lilly and Dhar say “I Do” to each other, does it matter? #kidding
Homeschool and Farrah Abraham should never ever share the same thought… unless Farrah is the one being taught. So, when Farrah let it be known that her daughter, Sophia, started kindergarten via homeschooling, I was stunned into silence. The job required lies and delusions vaccination failed me that day.
Since then, the former Teen Mom star has shared more details about Sophia‘s homeschooling situation, and I am happy to report that Farrah is not Sophia’s sole teacher. Whew! And of course Farrah took this opportunity to suggest that Sophia is only as smart as she is because Farrah is such an amazing mother.
Teresa hasn’t blogged lately… but she has a few things to say this week!
“This blog is way overdue and only because of one reason. I have been totally disgusted with what Victoria, Teresa Giudice, and Amber have brought to this show,” said Teresa. “That repulsive episode of lies brought my parents, my son, and my nephews a lot of pain. And it did not stop there. Jim Marchese took it further and continued to spew these lies all over the media. What kind of a man would go after mothers and children?”
Sweet little Audriana Giudice celebrated her fifth birthday on Sunday. And Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice shared the above picture of the birthday girl, adding, “Happy 5TH Birthday to my Princess AUDRIANA!” See more pictures of Audriana‘s big day, which included a trip to FAO Schwarz and a yummy looking dessert in New York City and a Frozen-themed birthday party with family at home, below.
By no means am I Giudice supporter, but I have to admit that the pictures tug at my heart strings. I cannot help but to wonder if Teresa and Joe Giudice will be able to celebrate Audriana‘s sixth birthday with her… Milania‘s 9th birthday… Gabriella‘s 10th birthday… Gia‘s 14th birthday… In my opinion, Teresa and Joe absolutely need to serve time for their plethora of crimes, but that does not mean I don’t feel for their four girls.
Still, Melissa took to her blog to share her thoughts on the episode, starting with the 9,000-square-foot home Joe Gorga plans to build. “A Joe Gorga house is impeccable,” Joe said on RHONJ. “When you open up those history books and you look in Rome, that’s what I build. I just have that gift. I’m the Michelangelo of New Jersey of building homes.” History books? I think he meant Beaver Habitats For Dummies.
Some seasons, like this one, the only reason I turn on the premiere is to see my favorite pros dance. Luckily I always find a star or two to root for along the way. But my interest fades a little bit each time one of the pros I like to watch – Anna Trebunskaya, Tristan MacManus, Chelsie Hightower, Kym Johnson, and Maks come to mind – leaves the show.