I fear Lilly Ghalichi's party has set the tone for the entire season. Lilly and Mercedes "MJ" Javid do not like each other – never have, never will – and now their childish feud is going to drive a wedge between MJ and Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi. I don't think MJ even considered going to Lilly's party untilReza stirred the pot. Suddenly Reza couldn't bear the thought of MJ feeling humiliated if/when she was turned away from the party for not RSVPing. Really? Either Reza asked the great and powerful Oz for a heart since we saw him last or he's feeling the heat and desperate to redeem himself.
Asa kept her opinion on the matter short and sweet. "I have to say I'm a bit over the whole RSVP thing," she blogged. "That horse is so dead." YES! Reza, on the other hand, took the scenic route to Asshatville.
Yes, it's true. Lilly Ghalichi has come to realize she doesn't belong on Shahs of Sunset. Has Christmas come early? Is she gone? Doubtful – but y'all know she'll bellyache about it until the cows come home.
Like a good little bravolebrity, Lilly took to her weekly Bravoblog to complain about her Shahs of Sunset co-stars, namelyMercedes "MJ" Javid.
Lilly jumped right in, "I can't believe MJ is still so intimidated by me when I walk through the door," adding, "I don't understand what I've done to make her feel so insecure other than exist."
Amber Portwood shocked us when she asked a judge to send her to prison eighteen months ago. Now, out on parole, the former Teen Mom star is making plans for the future and working on her relationship with her daughter.
In a recent interview, Shawn Portwood insisted his sister is clearheaded and sober now, adding that Amber's working hard to rebuild her life.
"Amber's focus is college," said Shawn. "Then she wants to start her own drug rehabilitation program." Sound crazy? Maybe not!Amber was released from prison after serving only seventeen months of a five year sentence mostly due to selflessly helping other inmates better themselves.
Season eight of Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiered to over three million way back in June. Yes, June. Five months later, the season finale drew an audience of 2.33 million, making the season average 2.428 million viewers.
To kick things off, Mike Shouhed visits MJ to help her express her dog's anal glands. Seriously. The only thing I'll say about this is, the free alcohol is a nice touch, but there are not enough tequila shots in the world for that. Then we learn TMI about MJ's shower habits. Pass the tequila. No shot glass necessary.
Next Lilly meets up with Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi. So, these two are exploring their friendship, and Lilly's totally on board since GG is "skinny and pretty". She might cut a bitch, but at least she does it in a size 2 jean, right? GG reveals she's been dating a new guy for the past five months. Lilly gives her the side eye because she saw her making out with not-the-new-guy at the birthday party. GG says she was on a "two day break" so it's all good.
But, if you're an Asa lover, I have a very special interview to share with you. If you're not an Asa lover, I have a very special interview to share with you too.
Speaking to metro.us, Asa said her nutsoDiamond Water experience has been amazing, though her naysayer Shahs of Sunset co-stars haven't been 100% supportive of her vision. "No, there was definitely some hater-ation, and some naysayers talking shit," she said. "I’m a survivor and everything I have, I have worked hard for. Diamond Water is my dream, nobody else has to believe in it except for me, so I don’t care what other people say."
To kick things off, Mackenzie buys a pair of chaps for Gannon. Ha! Why not? Dressing the baby like an adult cowboy makes perfect sense when Mackenzie doesn't have a job, Josh doesn't have a job, and Gannon, despite winning the family IQ race, is too young to have a job.
An excited Mackenzie calls Josh to gush about her superfluous purchase. He accepts the call – listens – but rushes off the phone without ever expressing a single emotion. Phone calls are hard, y'all. Mackenzie's friend points out that Josh is barely alive, adding, "He needs to get a pulse in touch with his feelings." Mackenzie says she totally heard excitement in Josh's voice.