This week's Shahs of Sunset was insane. Bravo gets the ick – MJ's sex tapes – out of the way first thing. We pay for this later.Mercedes "MJ" Javid seeks professional help to recover the missing files from her computer. She worries the young, hot computer guy will copy her sex tapes. He finds the files – not a cold chance in hell he enjoys it, let alone copies them.
Next,Mike Shouhed meets with old Vegas friends, Big Baller #1 and Big Baller #2. Their office building is nice and shiny but rather empty inside – much like their secretaries. The Ballers, who finance real estate deals, offer Mike a job as their broker. He promises to think about it, adding, "I want to show everybody a big middle finger, to the entire world and say, 'HAHAHA, I'm the richest.'"
Asa Soltan Rahmati meets with a party planner friend to go over details for the Diamond Water launch party. Not much to see here. She complains about the lack of gaudy gold accessories – yet the whiners on House Hunters never stop complaining about gold this, gold that – and requests a Diamond Water bottle ice sculpture. Asa also reveals she's planning a family reunion in Turkey.
Season 18 of the Bachelor kicks off tonight with sexy fan favoriteJuan Pablo Galavis- and 27 ladies vying for his attention. Bring on the lame ice breakers, tears, and drunken meltdowns. Oh man, I love the meltdowns!
Juan recently revealed what he is and isn't looking for in a woman.
The good? "A woman that is smart, that is honest, that likes sports," said Juan. "Also somebody that knows how to dance - because I love dancing. That's one of my biggest turn-ons, like I fall in love with that."
Apparently Jon Gosselin & Liz Janetta join the fun later. He probably has to wait for the lunch rush to pass and get his balls from Kate's hilltop mansion before he can fly to L.A. Jon's new simpler life is so hard, you guys. So so hard.
Taylor and John arrive first. The former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star recaps her past – she had the "perfect house" and the "perfect husband" in Beverly Hills. Taylor says, in reality, she endured six years of emotional and physical abuse from her late husband, Russell Armstrong.
Rounding up the hottest reality TV stars of 2013 was no easy task. But there was one person we all agreed on here at Reality Tea – Brody Jenner!
Keeping Up with the Kardashians is not my cup of tea. I've seen enough of it, however, to know that the eye candy that is Brody is the best thing to ever happen to that mind-numbing show. Will I watch? Still no. But I will most definitely enjoy Brody's increased presence in the media while he sits under the big top of the Kardashian Famewhore Circus.
Look below for my list of reality TV's hottest stars. It's not perfect, I know, but it's my opinion. Enjoy!