If I can’t have a Caroline Stanbury spinoff, I hope the show returns, but with a few changes to the cast. Caroline can stay, of course, along with Juliet Angus. I enjoy Caroline and Juliet’s friendship. Marissa Hermer, a people pleaser who likes everyone, Julie Montagu, whose estate brings major travel porn to the show, Noelle Reno, a pot stirrer who likes gold, can stay. Annabelle Neilson seemed uninterested and checked out all season, so she can go, and I hope to never see Caprice Bourret again.
Bravo caught up with the Ladies of London, as it’s been nearly a year since they ceased filming, to see what they’ve been up to the past year, who are still friends, and which moment from the show they most enjoyed.
On Brandi Glanville‘s podcast, she talked to reality TV star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. As a former fan of Jersey Shore, Brandi gushed about how much Nicole has changed. “I’ve actually watched her blossom into a beautiful young woman,” she said. “I’m proud of her. I feel like a mama bear.”
Mama Bear went on to talk over her little cub constantly and complain about the media’s obsession with her partying. I mean, she got wasted one time in ten months on her birthday. Get. Over. It. If Nicole were an itty-bitty cub in need of a Mama Bear, she’d be better off being raised by a pack of rabid wolves.
Despite Brandi‘s insufferable whining, Nicole managed to talk a little bit about how motherhood has changed her, her own new podcast, Naturally Nicole, her friendship with Jenni “JWoww” Farley, and when fans can expect Snooki & JWoww to return.
Former Real Housewives of New York star Jill Zarin was also spotted… for reasons unknown. I have a feeling Jill sniffed out reality stars in Vegas, popped a squat, and hoped someone would pose for pictures with her. Oh Jill…
The event at Caesars Palace paired each of the housewives with a high roller from the casino for silly games. One game was walking on a runway. Of course, Kenya‘s no stranger to a runway, but she got ahead of herself and took a major spill. There are no words to describe what she did next! See video of Kenya’s fall and snapshots of the Bravolebrities below.
Kanye West is the male version of Farrah Abraham. Anytime either Kanye or Farrah give an interview, I get a headache trying to make sense of it! I sit and stare at the words, hoping they will unscramble themselves, but they never do.
Kanye talked to GQ shortly after his wedding. The result is what I have come to expect from Kanye, scrambled nonsense yet strangely entertaining.
Kanye compared his new wife, Kim Kardashian, to a dinosaur. Because she’s “cool” and “rarely seen” just like a dinosaur. Um, rarely?! First, when was the last time Kanye saw a dinosaur? Second, Kim can be seen 24/7 via Instagram.