Can you sing the alphabet? You needn't go far…"A-B-C-D" Okay stop. You have reached the letter that encapsulates this entire blog post. D. As in D-List…if I'm being generous. VH1's Couples Therapy is awesome at bringing the most irrelevant and desperate reality couples together for one last ditch attempt at that fifteenth minute.
This season is no different. Producers have reached deep into their vault and resurrected some folks who are going to make for hilariously awful television. We've got some MTV clingers, a clock wearing rapper (I do love him), and a purveyor of topless ladies…just to name a few. It should be a very interesting mix, that's for sure!
Why am I not surprised? Teen bride and stripper heel devotee Courtney Stodden has just announced that Oops! She has a sex tape too!
Making sure we all know that the tape is totally like legal and will be on the market soon, the former Couples Therapy star reassures E! News that it was filmed after she turned 18. And before you really start to throw up, Doug Hutchison is not her partner in dirty!
Hollywood Exes returns for a second season with its original cast, Nicole Murphy, ex-wife of Eddie Murphy, Jessica Canseco, ex-wife of Jose Canseco, Mayte Garcia, ex-wife of Prince, Sheree Fletcher, ex-wife of Will Smith, and Drea Kelly, ex-wife of R. Kelly, as well as one new cast member, Shamicka Lawrence, ex-wife of Martin Lawrence.
Oh my good gracious. Y'all know how I feel about the ladies of MTV's Teen Mom franchise, but I'll let you in on a little secret. I've always held out hope for a slightly normal life for the first cycle's Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra. The couple chose adoption for their daughter on their episode of 16 & Pregnant, and they have faced multiple relationship and socio-economic hurdles with grace and maturity.
Both Catelynn and Tyler came from backgrounds where the cards were already stacked against them, but the pair seems determined to beat the odds. Despite family drama (his jailbird dad married her addict mom–and that relationship was nothing short of abusive), the two graduated high school and started working towards college degrees. Now, they are moving their issues to MTV's sister network. Le sigh.
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are definitely still together. Last week we questioned whether or not these two were on the outs, but they proved us wrong by being spotted having a romantic Taco Bell dinner. Here's Dourtney again, showing us how wrong we were (sadly). They're still going strong, y'all.
The Couples Therapy creepsters attended the Markus + Indrani Icons Book Launch Party, hosted by Carmen Electra, benefiting the Trevor Project.
Bobby Trendy is still around? Who knew?
P.S. Courtney, Pamela Anderson called. She wants her dress back.
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It was recently brought to our attention that Courtney deleted the phrase "Mrs. Hutchison" from her twitter bio. And a quick scroll through her timeline confirms that the last known mention of Doug is on December 22nd when Courtney says he gave her an early Christmas gift.
Right from the get-go these two couples clashed with each other and expended just as much energy butting heads as they did dealing with their own marital issues.
Last night Courtney's pimpmomager KristaKeller returned and the unorthodox mother-daughter duo sat down with Dr. Jenn to discuss their relationship and the handling of Courtney's premature sexual expression.
Krista, who previously insisted she adored Doug and was thrilled Courtney married him, continued to maintain that Courtney's provocative behavior wasn't influenced by her and is just a reflection of Courtney's natural desires. Dr. Jenn wasn't buying it and neither is anyone but the clearly besotted and duped Doug.