Season four kicks off January 2 at 9/8c and will feature Jon Gosselin and Liz Janetta, Taylor Armstrong and John Bluher, Ghostface Killah and Kelsey Nykole, Whitney Mixter and Sada Bettencourt, and Farrah Abraham.
VH1 has released the first trailer, with special focus on Jon, Ghostface Killah, and Farrah. While I could do without Jon's whining, Farrah's eye roll at the 0:15 mark is not to be missed. Enjoy!
Farrah will appear on Couples Therapy alone. No & for Farrah. An inside source recalled, "Farrah was desperate to be on it last season, but since she couldn't get anyone to go on it with her, Catelynn and Tyler from Teen Mom were cast instead."
Despite the fact that Farrah wants us to believe she and Brian Dawe are an item, the source added, "Well, she still can't find anyone to go on the show with her so they are allowing her to appear solo! Basically they are going to bring people from her past – family, friends, ex-boyfriends – to help her understand why she can't make any of her relationships work and they fail."
Courtney Stodden left little to the imagination as she tried out for the Miss Farmers Market pageant helped promote Pink's Hot Dogs' new Veggie Dogs in support of PETA. Courtney was wearing any attention-grabbing lettuce leaf string bikini.
Courtney's parents of the year, Alex Stodden and Krista Keller, and her husbandDoug Hutchison were on hand at Hollywood and Highland as she strutted around, making everyone in the vicinity rethink their salad selections for lunch yesterday afternoon.
It all makes perfect sense now. Why do a solo sex tape when you can walk the streets of Hollywood & Highland nearly naked instead?
Courtney and Doug filmed a new video for "Passion and Pleasure", a love and sex therapy course with Dr. Ava Cadell. They're reportedly taking a couples course on relationships and other things that we won't talk about. Courtney was proudly showing off her swag bags as they left the building.
Clearly Courtney hasn't updated her wardrobe since getting her new implants – they barely fit in her dress. Let's call this another case of "if I have to see it, so do you". Because we're in this together. Right? Right?
One Couples Therapy promo clip shows Tyler doubting if he wants to spend the rest of his life with Catelynn. He also says, "I don't know if I'm ready to be married," andDr. Jenn Berman advises, "You cannot walk down the aisle if you're not ready and 100% committed." Naturally, Tyler's revelation hurts Catelynn, and now fans are beginning to wonder if the Teen Mom couple will marry on July 13 as planned. (Rumor is no July wedding.)
Can you sing the alphabet? You needn't go far…"A-B-C-D" Okay stop. You have reached the letter that encapsulates this entire blog post. D. As in D-List…if I'm being generous. VH1's Couples Therapy is awesome at bringing the most irrelevant and desperate reality couples together for one last ditch attempt at that fifteenth minute.
This season is no different. Producers have reached deep into their vault and resurrected some folks who are going to make for hilariously awful television. We've got some MTV clingers, a clock wearing rapper (I do love him), and a purveyor of topless ladies…just to name a few. It should be a very interesting mix, that's for sure!