On last night’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy, the Biermanns are back from Spring Break and hanging out in the kitchen discussing Ariana’s obsession with a shirtless Justin Bieber and Brielle quietly announces that she has cheerleading tryouts coming up. Kroy Biermann practically spits out his Gatorade and calls her bluff. Brielle is serious though you guys! She wants to spruce up her resume for college. Forget debate team or serving food at a soup kitchen those are like soooo lame. Even Kim Zolciak eyeballs her like she is nuts.
Lana, the nanny overhears this nonsense and immediately busts out splits, a la Joe Guidice style to everyone’s applause. Newsflash, Brielle is as flexible as bamboo. Brielle is screwed. So screwed in fact, Kroy bets her 1,000 hours (did he say dollars? I hit rewind like 12 times and couldn’t tell if it was hours or dollars. I’m sticking with hours.) of work as his assistant if she quits. She agrees and game on!
Since the beginning of this season of Don’t Be Tardy, we have seen Kim Zolciak’s husband, Kroy Biermann limp around Zolciak Manor both with and without a cast. The cast came courtesy of a season-ending torn Achilles tendon that Kroy received last September, causing him to miss the rest of the season with the Atlanta Falcons.
Well, as the 2014-15 NFL season gets underway, Kroy is healthy and ready to go. So is Kim worried at all about Kroy returning to the game that hurt him so badly?
Kim Zolciak and Kandi Burruss may hate each other but they still share a stylist! Shun Melson, who is a regular on Don’t Be Tardy, and known for putting together Kim’s over-the-top version of mommy chic, is using the reality TV platform to do what else: hawk some product!
Kandi announced on twitter that Shun is starting a T-shirt line of her own!
“My girl @shunmelson started her own t-shirt line! If you don’t know she’s one of the elite celebrity stylist in the entertainment biz & u should follow her if u aren’t already!” Kandi gushed.
In this week’s new episode of Don’t Be Tardy, the Biermanns are hitting the white sandy beaches of Destin as they finally have a clear sunny day (Day 4) while on Spring Break.
They’re certainly enjoying the fun in the sand as Kim Zolciak notes their home afforded them a private beach. Hmmm…I can see people, lots and lots of people directly next to them and more homes and hotels where it looks like public access to “their” beach (Am I missing something?). Brielle wants to go for a joy ride on the jet ski and Kim says “No” because she doesn’t want to worry about anything happening to Brielle. There still is a bit of tension lurking between Kim and Kroy Biermann from their argument last night about how in-tune Kim is to Brielle’s teenage growing pains (drinking, drugs, etc.) Kim and Kroy are taking the twins for a stroll on the beach to smooth things over and remind each other how much they love each other and how crazy raising 5 more kids will be (ya think??!!!).
I don’t think it’s a secret that Don’t Be Tardy star, Kim Zolciak, has an affinity for the finer things in life. From her wigs to her jewelry to her brand new home, Kim likes nice things. And who can blame her? But what happens when her husband, Kroy Biermann, tries to tell her enough is enough when it comes to very pricey Louis Vuitton luggage? Well, not much.
“OK so let me just say I love Louis Vuitton and I always have, from purses to shoes to luggage and more… What can I say? We have plenty of luggage, Kroy is correct in saying that, BUT we all have our own suitcases/trunks, so it wasn’t until I was packing for spring break that I realized the twins needed their own suitcase too. Shun to the rescue! She brought over exactly what I wanted (and some additional pieces she knew I would love too). I kept EVERYTHING! Work hard, play hard. I do like to treat myself, and Kroy agrees and he LOVES to spoil me too…plus my birthday was right around the corner.”
What a birthday gift! And speaking of the finer things in life, what is the deal with Kim and lottery scratch-off tickets?
Love & Hip Hop Atlanta saw a dip in viewership on Monday night, with 3.435 million watching Mimi struggle, but VH1’s ratings powerhouse still won the night. The random Thursday night episode did not fare well, however, with only 2.158 million tuning in. But guess what… it still won the night!
On an all new episode of Don’t Be Tardy, it’s that time of year again – Spring Break! For the Biermanns that means packing up the Louis Vuitton luggage and hopping in an RV and heading for Florida. I never thought I’d write Louis Vuitton and RV in the same sentence, there’s a first time for everything.
Finally, Kim Zolciak is not pregnant this year for the trip and she’s looking forward to refreshing her Botox and going commando because they’ve rented a home with a private beach in Destin FL.
As they are packing clothes for the twins, Kim can’t wait to get them sunburn (Vitamin D is incredibly healthy, speaks the woman with the tanning bed in her basement) and she happens to notice that the twins need Louis Vuitton luggage to match everyone else.
As they are rattling off the list of people accompanying the Biermann family on this vacation, Kroy states that the mode of transportation will be RV. What does RV stand for, you say? Don’t ask Kim, she has no idea.
Kim then decides to do a domestic luggage inventory in her closet and realizes that yes, spending thousands of dollars on luggage for 3-month old twins makes total sense. Complete and total sense – it’s tradition dammit.