Y’all, I’m torn. On one hand, I enjoy watching a show on Bravo that doesn’t revolve around incessant bickering and pettiness, but on the other hand…that chef, the language, Kim Zolciak Biermann’s new face that she’s denying! What’s up with all of that? Don’t Be Tardy is certainly mindless entertainment, but I feel like it’s also killing my brain cells…but what reality show isn’t these days?
Last night’s installment begins with Kroy and the obnoxious chef playing pool as Gloria the assistant brings downstairs the overly excited tiny pups with their red rockets glaring in Kim’s face. As Kim complains about the puppies x-rated doggie parts, one creature pees on Brielle’s bum and everyone gets into an overly ridiculous conversation about how many sacs hold the testicles in both canines and men. Kim has felt the balls and sacs with her pooches and her husband. That’s a tad too much information for this blogger!
The mother of six took to instagram to brag about her thigh gap, under the guise of showing off her shoes. Kim has to keep it right and tight and hot and sexy for Kroy!
Above Kim shared, “My feisty followers want me to take my pics closer up so you guys can see the detail!! How’s this 😉 and listen I turn my feet in so you can see my damn shoe not to have a thigh gap cause I have that anyway!! #DownAtEmory #NotPregnantSoDontTryIt shoes:Jimmy Choo shirt:Dont Know jeans: citizen of humanity”
Kimadded, “THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! This is the text I got from my boss this morning!! Tears were streaming down my face feeling soooo blessed, so grateful! I love you guys!! #ThankYouGod #ThankYouToAllMyFans #Celebrate”
Geez Louise! Just the preview for the upcoming season of Don’t Be Tardy gave me the spins–I’d almost forgotten how quickly that theme song infiltrates your brain and refuses to leave! Good thing I still have some of Kim Zoliciak Biermann’s mango sparkling moscato to get me through the premiere. Kidding…if a bottle of wine goes a week (much less a year) in my house without being opened, there’s a reason.
The episode begins with Kim and Kroy wrangling their youngest children as KJ helps their full time chef Tracey. Should I be bothered that Tracey just said “ass” in front of a four-year-old? Brielle enters dressed in her mother’s hand-me-downs from the first season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and in tow is her boyfriend Slade. Yep, there are at least two of them in Bravoland now! He changed his college plans just so he could stay in Atlanta and be close to his love. The family is celebrating Ariana’s constant string of straight As as Brielle brags about being on the top ten list of most absences. With Kroy as a free agent, everyone is frazzled about the possibility of moving, and the older girls are hellbent on staying in Atlanta.
Brielle Biermann didn’t just inherit her mom’s looks, she also inherited her sense of humor. Kim Zolciak’s eldest daughter is taking a moment out of her family’s hectic Don’t Be Tardy promotional schedule to give her mom a little crap.
Everyone on Twitter has been posting the “Straight Outta” pics in promotion of the release of the movie “Straight Outta Compton.” Brielle took it one further and instead of posting their city of origin – she poked fun at her reproducing mom! Brielle stamped a family photo from her graduation carnival with a hilarious “Straight Outta Condoms.” Kim responded to the Tweet, “Soooo my daughter @briellebiermann thinks she is funny #IDidLaugh #AllInGoodFun #SenseOfHumor #KashWasSleeping.”
Kim Zolciak went from Real Housewife to actual real-life Housewife and she also went from Real Housewives Of Atlanta star to having her own spinoff as a mom of six, married to NFL player Kroy Biermann.
Don’t Be Tardy is returning for its fourth season and Wigs N Cigs is dishing all about how her life (and her kids’ lives) have changed since reality TV, what fame really means, and her rules for marriage in the public eye, and why she refuses to let internet haters affect her.
“I always wanted to be famous – my whole life,” admits Kim. “You can look at the journal I wrote at aged twelve where I said I can’t wait to have my own show by the time I’m 30. I was 29 when I started on Housewives.” But is it all that she envisioned? On fame, Kim says, “A lot of people want it but they don’t realize what comes with it. Your whole life is scrutinized.”
Kim Zolciak-Beiermann has taken to Instagram to defend her daughter, Ariana Biermann, in response to alleged comments that Ariana “has finally lost weight.” The Don’t Be Tardy star posted a photo of Ariana yesterday, captioning it with loving words for her daughter: “My sweet, smart, motivated princess @arianabiermann she has the biggest [heart] and is even more beautiful on the inside…”
Then launching into an attack on perceived haters out there, Kim continued, “and you LOW LIFE a**holes who have the audacity to make your rude comments, ‘she finally lost weight’ ‘she finally came into her own’ WTF is wrong with you! You are the problem with society. What possesses you to sit behind a computer and write a negative comment?!!!!”
Kim Zolciak is getting some much-needed time away from her 5 minor kids by hanging out with her oldest daughter Brielle, now 18!
Kim and her mini-me in plastic surgeryBrielle went on a quick trip to LA, where they hung out with Khloe Kardashian. Because good influences! And Kim got some facial work done. Because good influences!
TheDon’t Be Tardy star share a couple photos from the trip, along with her getting “coolasered.”