I’m ninety nine percent sure that it’s too late for me to get adopted, but if this was a realistic possibility, I would love for Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann to take me in. I feel like they are always on these tropical vacations and that is a family tradition that I could really get behind.
I have no idea where Kim and Kroy are this time- which is probably a good thing given all of the recent stories about reality star security breaches these days- but they are on a beach (again) and I’m so jealous (again).
Reality star Kim Zolciak has been giving us a look at her life since way back in 2009 when she hit our screens on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She doesn’t hold back much when it comes to sharing intimate details, but the Don’t Be Tardy star felt compelled to share a long “fun facts” post on Instagram this week, accompanied by a bikini butt shot, naturally.
The mother of six shared everything from her natural hair color to her fitness routines and plastic surgery admissions. We think a few details may be a little open to interpretation, but see below for Kim’s long “get to know me” post.
It looks like Kash Biermann is healing up nicely! Reality star Kim Zolciak shared another update on Kash’s dog bite and included a photo of the wounds he suffered. And it’s seriously breaking our hearts to see his injuries! Poor little man.
Kash was bitten and rushed to the emergency room just two weeks ago, causing Kim to have to bail on her scheduled WWHL appearance. She thanked the doctors and nurses for doing everything they could to help their family during the scary ordeal.
As per usual, Kim denied getting her nose done and threw some insults at Kenya Moore. She addressed her son Kash‘s trip to the emergency room after he was attacked by a dog. She also attempted to clear up that weird tweet she sent to Chrissy Teigen offering up her daughter Brielle Biermann for oral sex to get John Legend tickets. Basically, she was laying the framework to return to Real Housewives of Atlanta next year.
It was only a matter of time before Kim Zolciakput her name on a swimwear line. After years of posting mirror selfies of her bikini body, capitalizing on her social media following to start a bikini line is a logical next step. Sure, “swimsuit designer” is a common occupation among the Real Housewives, so I don’t feel like the world is lacking when it comes to bathing suit options “designed by” reality TV stars, but she does have six kids to feed.
It feels like Kim is currently endorsing or “designing” every type of product under the sun, so I’m really not shocked that she will now be selling bikinis. It’s pretty easy to make fun of Kim for her constant promotion, but to be honest, if I could make a shit ton of money by posting about brands on Instagram and putting my name on random products, I would do it too. Get after it while you can, Kim.
The Don’t Be Tardy star was scheduled to appear on WWHL but, obviously, abruptly canceled her appearance to be with Kash. Kim shared that post-surgery, Kash is doing amazing – even better than hoped – and shared an updated photo of him recuperating in bed (alongside a huge leopard-print blanket).
Kash spent the night in the hospital, but Kim reports that he’s going home today! Kim thanked support from fans and Ninja Turtles for keeping Kash’s spirits up.
Before the scary weekend spent in the hospital with her son, Kim Zolciak was a guest on The Real, which aired today. Kim sets the record straight on the rumors of daughter Brielle Biermann getting butt implants and also addresses her return to The Real Housewives of Atlanta – it’s not a done deal just yet, despite reports stating otherwise! She also shares what we can expect this season on Don’t Be Tardy – she teases there’s something big going on!
On returning to The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim explains, “I’m in talks, but I don’t want to come back full time. I have Don’t Be Tardy, so why would I want to do that? I would do both.” She explains that full time would mean “the whole season, reunion. No.”
When asked if she’d like to just do guest appearances here and there, she says, “a few of them. Listen, they pay, so…. I got six kids to feed, honey. I’m not dumb.”