I don’t even know where to begin with this situation…seriously! What would you rather read about first? Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s mom fist pumping…into her son’s face? How about Sitch bouncing checks like he used to get bounced out of clubs in Seaside Heights?
Well, let’s start with the good news, shall we? There is love in the air for the former Jersey Shore playboy. While co-stars Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi are set to walk down the aisle soon, Mike is finally thinking about settling down as well. Sorry, ladies! Forget DTF, the Situation is DTM…Down to Marry!
It seems that a post-rehab Situation has reunited with his college sweetheart. Clearly, he met her years ago, since he was pushing thirty when the show started. Having given up his hard partying ways, he has been back together with Lauren Pesce for a few months now, but that’s enough time for Sitch to start hearing wedding bells.
Former Jersey Shore star Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino was arrested yesterday outside of a tanning salon of all places. But he was not there to GTL (Gym.Tan.Laundry.). The Situation actually co-owns the Boca Tanning Club with his family and the fight was between him and his brother Frank.
But the real question is…was this a fight or a 'fight.' Mike and the rest of his family are getting set to return to our TVs — please excuse me while I gag — on the TV Guide Network's The Sorrentinos. Which will follow Mike and his family as they open — gasp! — a tanning salon. What better way to drum up a little publicity than by getting arrested outside of the business that will be featured on the show!
We've got a situation here. I blame people's awareness on how harmful UV rays are…and that's a positive. The only good summer color comes from a bottle that may or may not turn your ankles and palms orange. But isn't orange the way the kids from Jersey Shore taught us how to roll?
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and crew took take pride in having a skin tones that rival that of an Oompah Loompah, so it's no surprise that post-reality show fame, Sitch has attempted to capitalize on the GTL lifestyle that made him a household name. Unfortunately for the employees of his tanning salon, things haven't been so rosy.
I know I say it every time I have to write about Snookiand company, but seriously, did any of you see this coming? I loved Jersey Shore, but I never thought the cast would end up actually maturing into calm, functioning members of society…and making cute babies to boot! Sure it was fun to watch them face plant in bars, fist pump in clubs, and tan until they were more orange than an Oompah Loompah, but I didn't realize it would be just as much fun to see the kind of people they've become. GTL4LIFE! Cabs ah heeya!
Snooki has since traded alligator slippers for diapers with the absolutely precious Lorenzo, and she's planning her dream wedding to fiance Jionni LaValle. The couple is expecting their second child together, and he or she will totally be besties with JWoww'supcoming new addition (a girl!)! In an adorable video posted by the reality star, Snooki and Lorenzo learn the gender of the new baby. Jionni has planned a reveal, and it's hilarious to see their reactions!
Blue or pink–what do you think?
CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON TO WATCH THE VIDEO AND FIND OUT WHETHER SNOOKI AND JIONNI WILL BE WELCOMING A BOY OR A GIRL!
JWoww and Snooki hit the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards over the weekend with their baby bumps on full display, quite a change from their hard-partying days on the Jersey Shore.
Jenni "JWoww" Farley, who is having a baby girl in July, proudly showed off her expanding waistline in a form-fitting, plunging black dress. While Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, who just announced her pregnancy last week, wore a bright floral dress, making you have to squint to see her barely there baby bump.
The tight twosome spoke to Us Weekly on the red carpet about the ups and downs of pregnancy, baby names and which Jersey Shore cast member is not getting a wedding invitation.
"I have read a lot of negativity concerning my second pregnancy, and I NEVER comment on what strangers think about my life, but when it concerns my family, something needs to be said," Snooki blogged recently. "I'm a momma bear and I will stick up for my family until the day I die, and even after that."
With that said, Snooki went back to her regularly scheduled life, which includes working out, making a living, and raising her cutie patootie Lorenzo. Yes – she still works out and she's proud of it. Cue the haters…
Snooki is expecting baby #2! Our favorite pint size Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi announced yesterday that she and her fiance Jionni LaValle will be giving her 19-month-old son Lorenzo a sibling.
Snooki is also not the only Jersey Shore alum who is expecting. Her Snooki & JWoww costar Jenni "JWoww" Farley announced back in December 2013 she's expecting her first child with fiance Roger Mathews. Our favorite party girls are trading in all night ragers on the Jersey Shore for all night breastfeeding.
The Sorrentinos will follow Mike, Linda (mother), Marc (middle brother), Melissa (sister) and Frank (older brother), showing their real lives…after reality. This is a whole new situation — pun intended — for Mike. On the Jersey Shore he was known for stirring the pot, partying for a living, crashing his head into a wall in Italy and eventually filming a season sober, after a stint in rehab. So will viewers appreciate or even like the new Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino? Famous for his bad behavior, TVGN is banking on the likability of his 'real' personality.