I have a confession to make: I love (and miss) those crazy kids from Jersey Shore. Admittedly, I wasn't onboard when MTV's train wreck originally started, and my dear friends who raved about it and subsequently got me hooked piddled off after the second season. I didn't. Granted, I had to watch it for Reality Tea, but I so would have watched regardless…however, it was nice to have the guise of the blog to hide my true addiction. I could GTL (well, technically just "L") with the best of them. On the rare occasion I call for a taxi, I whisper "cabs a heeya" to myself when it arrives. True story.
Vanderpump Rules' Scheana Marie recently said that wedding spin-offs are "boring," and it's the only thing on which I will EVER agree with her. However, I'd totally watch Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi walk down the aisle. Of course, I'd want the entire gang (sans Jolie Trashbags) involved. Alas, I don't think I'll get my wish of televised Seaside nuptials (although my fingers remain crossed!), but it seems that Snooki's wedding to fiance (and dad of the cutest tiny guido gorilla juicehead toddler) Jionni LaValle is full steam ahead. After a year long engagement, Snooki has finally started planning the exciting event!
Now, JWoww and Rog are sharing the gender of their little one. Roger took to Twitter, joking, "Been 4 years trying to figure out one girls brain. Now I get to try and figure out another one. Grey hair is in my immediate future." Oh Rog…I'm sure they make product to cover that!
Former Jersey Shore star JWoww is pregnant! Jenni Farley and fiance Roger Mathews announced their big baby news on her blog yesterday afternoon. Who can blame her? Being around that adorable little guy of Snooki's, anyone would get baby fever!
JWoww posted a photo of her ultrasound, explaining that she wanted their fans to be the first to know that they were expecting their first child together, due in July. The "Snooki & J-Woww" star wrote, "Merry Christmas from within! Roger and I couldn’t have asked for a better Christmas gift this year! We wanted to share this exciting news with you all first because you have been a part of our lives these past few years and seen the love between Roger and me develop and blossom."
The former wild child and self-proclaimed meatball was anything but a health nut when starring on the MTV hit. However, after giving birth to her first son, the pint-sized party girl became less about public drunkeness and more about being a good mom, getting fit, and building her brand. Now, Snooki is talking about her weight gain which occurred while competing on the show that is usually known for slimming down it's contestants.
Please spare me. I used to be a gym, tan, laundry fanatic. No, I didn't go to the gym or tan obsessively, but adored the drunken fools of the Jersey Shore who did. I still find myself saying "cabs are heeyah" on the rare occasion I take a taxi somewhere. Of course, for the most part, those crazy kids are all grown up (kind of) and having children of their own. We should all be very afraid!
The most recent parenthood convert is DJ Pauly D who is embroiled in a legal battle with the mother of his five-month-old daughter Amabella. What kind of hybrid name is that? She is a precious baby though!
Amanda Markert is not happy over the unwanted media attention that Pauly D has brought her way since he shared that he's the father of Amanda's daughter, Amabella. The mother of his child took to Twitter to share her frustration over all that has transpired this week and it sounds like Pauly is the one reveling in all the press coming his way. I mean, he certainly hasn't been on our radar since Jersey Shore came to an end…
Amanda defended herself, sharing that the only person she told about her baby's paternity is Pauly himself. He's the one who ran to TMZ, etc, to give them the headlines and drag her through the mud. Pauly's even now claiming that Amanda is using him for fame. But if you read this woman's Twitter (which is now protected), she does not want any part of the spotlight.
Yesterday it was reported that the two are locked in a custody battle and Pauly believes baby mama Amanda Markert is unfit so he wants full custody. He's trying to get a Las Vegas judge to decide in his favor, meanwhile Amanda filed a custody suit in New Jersey!
The former Jersey Shore star also believes Amanda is an unstable fameho who was looking to get knocked up so she could score 18 years of child support. Supposedly supporting this is a photo she posted of five-month-old daughter Amabella (WTH with that name, people?!) surrounded by hundred dollar bills. And some tweets she posted announcing she just wants like soooo many baby clothes and costumes (COSTUMES people?!) for her baby girl.
Now the former VIP Hooters waitress (seriously people?!) is trying to sell some text messages allegedly from Pauly in which he tried to convince Amanda to have an abortion and said he would pay for it.