I guess sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas. Sometimes it kloses in Vegas…because no one wants to shop for overpriced, tacky, Kardashian branded klothes there. It’s a sad day for the empire built on the letter K. Those krazy Kardashians will put their names on anything, from make-up products to game apps. Unfortunately for us, the nice and normal public, nine times out of then, their kooky ventures take the kake.
However, every once in a while, the Kardashian brand just kan’t kut it. Alas, that is the kase for Khaos. Okay, I’ll stop with the “k” thing. Trust me, it’s annoying me as much as it’s annoying you!
Well, this could get awkward because Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons has yet to premiere and apparently French is a fixture on the newest spin-off. Remember how awkward it was to watch Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries break-up on TV, when we already knew it was over?? Deja vu indeed!
But what the sudden break really begs us to ask, is how real was the relationship from the beginning?
Talk about drama! The Kardashians are once again dealing with the FBI, but this time it has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. This time it is all about mama Kris Jenner and the woman who has been harassing her with nasty phone calls and even death threats.
Just kidding. The nude photo spread probably came first. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star doesn’t need to be tempted with a shiny piece of metal to show off her body… dull green paper does the trick. Or a check made payable to Kris Jenner. Such a classy family… I see more awards in their future.
Of course I’m not the only one who’s baffled by the award. Twitter exploded with outrage! They lashed out at both Kim and GQ. However, the majority of these people didn’t take the time to learn the difference between British GQ and US GQ, so they have been taking their anger out on the wrong magazine.
Can we all please breathe a sigh of relief? After months of rumored diva behavior from his youngest daughters, Bruce Jenner is putting his foot down on who they spend time with. And public enemy number one is rage-addled R&B star Chris Brown.
The breaking point came a few weeks ago, when the Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars attended a pre-VMA party hosted by Brown hours before bullets rang out leaving one attendee, legendary producer Suge Knight, shot six times.
Breaking point indeed! Now, let’s just see if Bruce can get Kris Jenner to back him in this necessary decision.
Kendall Jenner, whoops, I mean justKendall, has made no secret about her desire to rise to supermodel status. She has covered fashion magazines and held her own strutting down the runways at New York Fashion Week. But now, the 18-year-old is proving that she doesn’t need a stitch of clothing on to produce an absolutely gorgeous picture.
On Saturday, big sister, Kourtney Kardashian, shared the above photo on Instagram of Kendall and captioned it, “Saturday muse.” Muse indeed! Kendall looks sultry and sexy with messy, wet hair and just the right amount of side boob. Kourtney also tagged famed photographer Russell James, alluding to the fact that he took the pic.
Now, what was momager Kris Jenner doing while her daughter was posing nude? Doing what Kris does best — making deals!
I interrupt your weekend to bring you this truly gag inducing story. Plus, we can never get enough of the Kardashians, right? I kid, I kid. Clearly, they can’t get enough of themselves, and Kim’s recent nekkid GQ shoot is just more of the same for this crew.
The other day we asked what you thought of Kim’s bare bum and fake tan (missed it? Check it out after the jump! You’re welcome). I thought the picture alone was bad. I was so, so, so wrong. Along with the photograph, Kim also gave an interview in which she brags about her sex life with husband Kanye West, hints about another potential sex tape (she does love to star in those, doesn’t she?), and reveals that Vogue editor Anna Wintour put her stamp of approval on North’s creative name. Poor Anna. She’s losing cool points left and right these days!
Believe it or not, Teen Mom 2 won Wednesday night, with 1.553 million viewers. Also this week, 1.559 million watched the ALDC prepare for Nationals on Dance Moms and 1.018 million tolerated Josh Altman’s ego on Million Dollar Listing LA. In summary, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta, and Teen Mom 2 ruled the cable ratings this week, and I don’t know whether to weep for our society or thank all of you for the job security.