Keeping up with the Kardashians

You Caption It! Kris Jenner On The Dance Floor!

by Mary on September 14th, 2012

Kris Jenner is the trainwreck that just won't quit. And oh gosh, I love her for it! The Keeping Up With The Kardashians' pimpmomager kan't keep it klassy to save her life.

Just after Kris got her boobs redone on TV and tried to show ALL her kids (and their respective spouses) the newly refurbished goods, she attended a charity event with Lance Bass where she donned a LEATHER MINI DRESS (caps necessary for dramatic effect) and got drunk enough to table dance!

Oh Kris J – don't you ever stop being you. And thank you Jesus you are not my mother! Although I wouldn't mind being rich for doing nothing…

Give us your best caption of Kris' new career, cause I got nothing but shock on this one!

[Photo Credit: Kris Jenner's Twitter]

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Kris Jenner Caught In NBC’s 9/11 Snafu And Thought Honey Boo Boo Was A Dog? Plus, Simon Cowell Wants Khloe As X Factor Host!

by Lauren on September 13th, 2012

You know, I often think that if we normal people would just ignore all things Kardashian, the family would slowly fade into obscurity. Of course, I realize the irony of me wishing this would happen while blogging about them. I also realize it is never going to happen if non-normal (read: wacky celebs and "news correspondents") people keep giving them the time of day.

That said, I have an announcement to make. I am now watching Good Morning America for the first time ever. I don't know why I waited this long as I think George Stephanopoulos is hot, and I adore Amy Robach. The TODAY Show is dead to me. I'm sorry, Al Roker. I'll always think highly of you, as I know the show stripped you of extra time with your best pal Ann Curry, but to Matt Lauer (I blame you for Ann!) and the rest of the morning show's cronies, I say, for shame. (P.S. I still heart you, Willie Geist!)

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Kim Kardashian’s Charlotte Appearance is a Bust; Kendall and Kylie Jenner Drop Out of High School

by Lauren on September 10th, 2012

Awkward! Oh how the ~~mighty~~ famewhores have fallen. I bet even if there wasn't a picture and title with this post, you'd automatically know which family I was talking about, right? Those krazy Kardashians are always in the news, and the most hilarious part is that these days, it never seems to be positive news. But do they care? Of course not!

In today's Kardashian news, Kim doesn't feel the love in the Queen City, but she does feel it from the Queen B. Plus, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner decide that high school is just too much for their uber busy schedule. It's hard being a teen, y'all!

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Honey Boo Boo’s June Is Making Memories…And Money; Kris Jenner Thinks June Exploits Her Daughters–The World Laughs!

by Lauren on September 7th, 2012

Who isn't addicted to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? Not only has the show spawned some epic one-liners, I really think this cheese ball consuming, mud bogging, auction food buying, subtitle requiring family really does care about one another.

Now June Shannon, the forklift foot suffering matriarch, is speaking out to all her haters…and she even has a famous hater among them!

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Kim Kardashain and Kris Jenner Klash Over Kimye Spin-Off; Plus Beyonce Snubs Kim!

by Lauren on September 5th, 2012

You know the old addage…another day, another Kardashian spin-off. The newest rumor swirling is a show centered around everyone favorite dressing alike couple, affectionately known as Kimye. Don't you all want to watch the cameras follow Kimmie and Kanye West as the sisters take their Kardashian Kollection across the pond?

While I think he's a arrogant jackleg with a Napolean complex, doesn't Kanye has a pretty successful music career he needs to tend to instead of downgrading to the world of reality television? Of course, if Kimmie and pimpmomager Kris Jenner can't agree on the tone of the show, he may not have to make that dreadful decision.

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PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Shop In NYC; See The Kardashians’ Travel Aliases

by Reality Tea on September 4th, 2012

Kimye takes New York! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West didn't hit the beach for their Labor Day Weekend, instead the celeb couple spent their last days of summer in NYC together.

Kim and Kanye did some "regular people" activities like hit the movie theater together and then later were photographed as they hit the stores in SoHo for some shopping.

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Kim Kardashian Settles Old Navy ‘Look Alike’ Lawsuit; Compares Rise Of Rap Music To Reality TV

by Reality Tea on August 30th, 2012

Remember that time Kim Kardashian stamped her feet and swore that Old Navy was trying to use a copycat version of her for their commercials and she threatened to sue? She did. And she won. Seriously.

For those who don't remember, Old Navy used singer and model Melissa Molinaro in a commercial in early 2011. She looks similar to Kim but that could be said for MANY women out there. Kim felt Old Navy was deceiving consumers since some of her Twitter followers mistook Melissa for Kim, so she sued them.

I hadn't heard much about the case, so I thought maybe Kim decided to drop that bit of ridiculousness, but that wasn't the case. Even though legal experts felt that Kim's case was a little far-fetched, Old Navy was ordered to pay Kim off.

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Kim Kardashian Tweets Wedding Gown Pictures…Anyone Shocked?

by Lauren on August 30th, 2012

I just kan't kontemplate Kim Kardashian's antics anymore. Will she ever just give it a rest? Who am I kidding? We all know the answer to that question. Kim's newest attention-grabbing ploy involves her posting twitter pics of herself (of course) trying on a wedding dress. I know what you're thinking…isn't she still technically married to Kris Humphries? Um, yes. Yes she is. I am sure she hopes that this will have tongues wagging about a potential wedding to Kanye West. As if I care…I think they are a perfect couple! They will have to get a pretty big house though…just to fit both of their egos!

While the dress is a beautiful Emilio Pucci creation, is it wise for Kim to be rushing down the aisle again so soon. Her last marriage only lasted seventy-two days–it probably took her longer than that to open all the gifts! Kim posted the photo last night with the cryptic caption “Late night fitting #pucci” presumably to get her followers talking. Bless her heart.

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