The duo has already taken Miami in one of the family's bazillion spin-offs, and if it isn't broke, why fix it? Kris Jenner is determined to shove her offspring down our throats in as many ways possible, and this time the folks of East Hampton will have to sacrifice their summer for some reality vapidness. Somewhere the Countess is rolling her eyes!
Joan Rivers — the hilarious host of Fashion Police — recently filmed and released a comedy sketch with Ray J for her WE TV show Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? — spoofing Ray J and Kim Kardashian's famous sex romp. A sex romp that happened in 2003 and was "illegally" released in 2007. A sex romp which also — I might add — made Kim Kardashian a household name and catapulted her family into superstardom. Seriously, if there had never been a sex tape, there would not have been a reality show. And it begs the question, if there had never been Keeping Up With the Kardashians — Would we even know the name Khloe Kardashian?
Speaking to TMZ, Reza said, "That is some desperate sh-t."
"That is some desperate sh-t," repeated Reza. "He had to have her standing behind him to get her on that mother f–king cover." Reza went on to suggest Kanye PAID for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star's Vogue cover.
And the backlash begins…Anna Wintour can't be surprised that fashionable hell has broken loose since revealing Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be gracing the upcoming cover of Vogue. Sure, the magazine's editor-in-chief is the unlikely biffle of the angry tiny rapper, but I figured she'd stick to her guns about featuring Kimmie Kakes in the iconic magazine. Clearly, I was wrong! Anna even addresses her decision in her letter from the editor. She wants you to stop hating on Kim, y'all!
People reacted immediately to the announcement, with one celebrity going all vampire slayer on the situation. After learning the news, legitimate celebrity Sarah Michelle Gellartweeted, "Well…I guess I'm canceling my Vogue subscription. Who's with me?" Her diss was retweeted almost 10,000 times and favorited more than 12,000. Ouch. In light of SMG's sting, Kim's bestie Jonathan Cheban felt the need to respond. Of course he did! Let's begin with Anna though, shall we?
Khloe Kardashian just cannot quit Lamar Odom, at least according to sources who spoke to Us Weekly. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has been very open about her painful and public split. And truth be told, the public was on her side. I mean who would side with a guy who has been accused of having major drug addictions and multiple infidelities?? So why oh why would Khloe take him back?
Khloe started the rumor mill herself when she phoned in to Australia's 2Day FM Breakfast With the Stars radio show on and said "It's definitely not anything I'm through. I'm going through it, but I'm not through it." And reliving the entire ordeal on her family's hit show has been tough, to say the least. "It's really hard to watch yourself on TV. It's definitely different in that the world has to watch, too," Kardashian explained. "It's definitely not the easiest thing to do, but it's what my life is."
Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Kris Jenner, has been spotted with former Bachelor star Ben Flajnik periodically since announcing her separation from Bruce Jenner. Rumors were rampant that the 58-year-old momager extraordinaire and the 31-year-old winery owner were dating and at the very least had an ulterior motive for constantly being photographed together. Now, In Touch Weekly claims that they can put all the rumors to rest.
According to the magazine, Bachelor Ben is hanging out with the reality megastar in order to help score himself a new reality gig. A source revealed to In Touch why they might constantly be hanging out together. "He's using her," says the source. "He wants a new reality show."
This may be the saddest thing I've ever written. The rumors are true, Kim Kardashian has indeed landed the cover of Vogue. I don't know how. I don't know why, and it all but confirms that the magazine which has been in a slump for years has officially fallen to disgrace. (Ok, so that's my opinion at least).
Kim and fiance Kanye West grace the cover together under the caption "The Fashionable Live And Surreal Times #WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple" Fashionable should be used loosely. And talked about isn't exactly a compliment, but Kimmie Kakes has certainly arrived. Hopefully she'll be a little better dressed at this year's MET Gala. #NotLikely