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Kim Kardashian Compares Herself To Elizabeth Taylor In A New Selfie

by Mary on December 11th, 2013

So, apparently Kanye West's delusions of grandeur are contagious! Kim Kardashian posted a frankly insulting selfie comparing herself to film legend Elizabeth Taylor. If ever there was a 'bitch please…' moment, it's this one!

As a huge Liz Taylor fan, I am disgusted that the Keeping Up With The Kardashians famewhore thinks she comes anywhere close. But yeah, I'm sure Kanye will be writing a new rap about how Kim is the greatest living legend of our time in about … oh now!

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Lamar Odom Getting His Life Together? Khloe Kardashian Inspired A Pop Song? Trailer For The Hungover Games!

by Lauren on December 11th, 2013

Is Lamar Odom finally taking responsibility for his bad behavior in an attempt to get his life back on track? Will Khloe Kardashian Odom still be around if and when he does…or will she be too busy inspiring the young lads of One Direction 2.0? It's a lot to take in, I know!

Starting with Lamar, he's changed his plea from "not guilty" to "no contest" in his recent DUI offense. Radar Online is reporting that Lamar will have his license suspended automatically for a year for refusing further chemical testing after his arrest. A source tells the site, “Odom pled no contest to first offense DUI, and the refusal to take further testing after he was arrested was dismissed."

A spokesperson for the California Highway Patrol shares, “He did what no one should ever do, he refused the chemical tests. That means that his license is revoked and Lamar could get the most powerful attorney in the world and he is still not going to have a license for a year.”

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Who Wore It Best: Kim Kardashian Vs. Carmen Electra Edition

by Reality Tea on December 11th, 2013

Model and actress Carmen Electra was spotted on the red carpet at the Latin Grammy Awards last month, wearing the same $5,000 Saint Laurent dress as Kim Kardashian wore in her family's "Christmas card".

It's not clear who technically wore the dress first, since the Latin Grammy's were in November, around the same time Kim shot that messy monstrosity of a "holiday card".

Carmen may want to consider a new stylist so this never, ever happens again! The last thing you want is to follow Kanye's lead on what to wear.

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Kim Kardashian Speaks Out About Charity Donation Criticism

by Reality Tea on December 10th, 2013

Kim Kardashian took a lot of heat recently when she put up some eBay auctions and shared that the proceeds were being donated to help victims of the typhoon in the Philippines. But it was discovered that just 10% of the auction was earmarked for the charity and fans criticized her. Kim took to her Celebuzz blog to defend herself over the controversy, using her mom's church and her other charitable acts as examples.

Kim wrote, "I feel compelled to speak about something that is in my head and my heart. Over the years, I’ve had to grow a thick skin. Being in the public eye, there are times I feel like I get criticized for any and everything I do. I’m used to it now. I just choose not to feed into negativity or become consumed by it. The problem comes in when I get attacked for giving and trying to help people. My dad always taught me the importance of giving back. I don’t publicize everything I do to help charities and people all over the world. I do it because I want to. I do because my dad taught me to. I do it because it’s the right thing to do. So for people to attack me for giving 10% of my eBay auction sales to the people of the Philippines, that hurts."

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Spoof Article Claims Kanye West Is The Next Nelson Mandela; Kanye Believes He’s Putting His Life “At Risk” For His Art!

by Mary on December 9th, 2013

Ugh… I need to lie down immediately after writing this. Seriously – I feel faint and I feel disrespectful even addressing this malarkey.

The first bit of news is not Kanye West's fault, save for the fact that it's totally believable given all the nonsense and highfalutin comparisons he's spouting. A self-described "Global Global Satirical Newspaper of Record" called The Daily Currant published a spam article claiming that Kanye referred to himself as the next Nelson Mandela.

The quote, falsely attributed to Kanye, read, “Mandela was working in South Africa, which has, like what, six people? I started my magic here in the USA and then I took my business global. I liberate minds with my music. That’s more important than liberating a few people from apartheid or whatever.”

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Bruce Jenner Mocks Kris Jenner In New Movie Role; Kim Kardashian Shows Off Baby North’s Social Life!

by Mary on December 6th, 2013

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner are separated but not really. In fact one could say they can't really get each other out of their hair – or their fish tanks!

Bruce is reportedly being seduced with a multi-million dollar tell-all deal which will blow the lid off the Keeping Up With The Kardashians empire and expose all the dastardly deeds of pimpmama KJ. But before all that he's signed onto play a Kris-esque character in The Hungover Games! The movie is a spoof of blockbuster hits The Hunger Games and The Hangover and Bruce will play the part of a futuristic sports announcer alongside Hank Baskett.

I would be concerned about Bruce's acting ability but he's been acting like he loves Kris for years, so… Anyway, you can catch a trailer of the of the film below. In it Bruce wears a wig that mocks his wife's idiosyncratic hairstyle and some atrocious lipstick that is probably Kroma Beauty!

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Ben Flajnik Shoots Down Rumors Of A Kris Jenner Romance; Plus, Is A Bruce Jenner Tell-All Worth $15 Million?

by Lauren on December 5th, 2013

Just when I thought pimp momager Kris Jenner couldn't get any worse, she posts the above picture of herself on Instagram (captioned "Date Night"–gag) sporting tween duck face and dining with Francine from the PBS cartoon Arthur. On the heels of the tabloids covers touting a not-so-secret romance between the icky reality star and former Bachelor Ben Flannel, er, I mean Flajnik.

And what does poor estranged husband Bruce Jenner think of all this messiness? For his sake, I hope he realizes that life is far better out of Kris' klutches. I wonder if he ever gets the itch to spill what he knows about loyal and doting wife. We all know if the tables were turned, she'd do it in a heartbeat!

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VIDEO: Kanye West Throws Another Public Tantrum; Commissioning A Portrait Of Kim Kardashian!

by Lauren on December 4th, 2013

I can only say "bless his heart" so many times before I stop meaning it. I think I probably stopped meaning it about twenty "blesses" ago when it comes to Kanye West. The man's ego is out of control. I'd really like to sit down with him for just fifteen minutes to see if he really is as painfully egotistical as he seems. He could style me. I'd wear a crystal mask and report back the truth. It's an open invitation, 'Ye. You can even bring ~~Marilyn Monroe~~ Kim Kardashian. No, no, don't bring her. Regardless, call me!

The tiny rapper has been especially douchetastic this week, throwing a temper tantrum on stage at a Florida concert and commissioning what I'm sure he considers to be the next, no make that the first and best, Mona Lisa. I'm sorry DaVinci, but Andy Warhol's niece? She's got the best painting of all time. Of all time! ~~Bless his heart~~.

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