So far, nothing much has been too shocking about the divorce of Bruce and Kris Jenner. We knew they were separated, we knew they still get along, so it was just another day in entertainment news when they filed identical divorce docs earlier this week.
Which should come as no surprise if you tune into Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Even after their separation in June of last year, Kris and Bruce still remained friendly, often attending family dinners together and continuing to co-parent all of their children.
But c’mon, this is a multimillion dollar divorce, someone has to be upset. Or lawyers have to be fighting somewhere behind closed doors. This cannot be so easy.
Despite their relationship upheaval, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are pregnant and forging on – and according to sources the couple is excited to be welcoming another girl!
Kourtney is about six months pregnant with her third child. “Kourtney is so thrilled; she had wanted a girl from the very start,” a friend revealed. I wonder if Kourtney, who just wrapped filming Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons, will reveal the news on their show.
I guess sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas. Sometimes it kloses in Vegas…because no one wants to shop for overpriced, tacky, Kardashian branded klothes there. It’s a sad day for the empire built on the letter K. Those krazy Kardashians will put their names on anything, from make-up products to game apps. Unfortunately for us, the nice and normal public, nine times out of then, their kooky ventures take the kake.
However, every once in a while, the Kardashian brand just kan’t kut it. Alas, that is the kase for Khaos. Okay, I’ll stop with the “k” thing. Trust me, it’s annoying me as much as it’s annoying you!
Well, this could get awkward because Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons has yet to premiere and apparently French is a fixture on the newest spin-off. Remember how awkward it was to watch Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries break-up on TV, when we already knew it was over?? Deja vu indeed!
But what the sudden break really begs us to ask, is how real was the relationship from the beginning?
Talk about drama! The Kardashians are once again dealing with the FBI, but this time it has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. This time it is all about mama Kris Jenner and the woman who has been harassing her with nasty phone calls and even death threats.
Just kidding. The nude photo spread probably came first. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star doesn’t need to be tempted with a shiny piece of metal to show off her body… dull green paper does the trick. Or a check made payable to Kris Jenner. Such a classy family… I see more awards in their future.
Of course I’m not the only one who’s baffled by the award. Twitter exploded with outrage! They lashed out at both Kim and GQ. However, the majority of these people didn’t take the time to learn the difference between British GQ and US GQ, so they have been taking their anger out on the wrong magazine.
Can we all please breathe a sigh of relief? After months of rumored diva behavior from his youngest daughters, Bruce Jenner is putting his foot down on who they spend time with. And public enemy number one is rage-addled R&B star Chris Brown.
The breaking point came a few weeks ago, when the Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars attended a pre-VMA party hosted by Brown hours before bullets rang out leaving one attendee, legendary producer Suge Knight, shot six times.
Breaking point indeed! Now, let’s just see if Bruce can get Kris Jenner to back him in this necessary decision.