Things kick off with Kimmie Kakes and Bruce Jennerenjoying a father daughter lunch. Kim is on a mission to drop the post pregnancy pounds so she can squeeze into a skin tight wedding gown. Kim decides to talk Bruce through the logistics of giving her away. Apparently Kim wants a solo walk for the first leg of her aisle walk and for Bruce to collect her after she passes the first fountain. Bruce likens the whole thing to a relay race. I think he was looking for the word circus. Tom-ay-to, Tom-ah-to. Changing gears, Bruce feels like all the embellishments on Kim’s crazy shoes looks similar to his a$$ when his hemorrhoids are acting up… yep when it comes to this family nothing is off limits. I think ‘dangleberries’ may have been used in this sentence but I was too busy vomiting to be entirely sure.
Kendall Jenner has been taking the high fashion modeling world by storm for some time and now it seems she feels like she no longer needs her famous last name to become the supermodel she dreams of being.
A day after killing it on the red carpet at the VMAs, it seems that Kim Kardashian is returning to her television roots. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has previously filmed guest spots on “CSI: NY,” “Drop Dead Diva,” and “Brothers.” (never heard of it) And wasn’t she in a Tyler Perry movie? So quickly I forget.
Anyway Kim is set to bring her “acting” to another TV show this fall. But this time it is on a major hit show.
Kendall and Kylie Jenner need to go back to hanging out with Jaden Smith! The Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars have been spotted recently with convicted woman-beater Chris Brown and d-bag of the decade Justin Bieber.
Well now those new friends are not only making us question where Kris Jenner would draw the line with her youngest kids and their choice of friends, but it is also putting them in danger.
Although Kim has waded into the waters of producing reality TV before — remember the short lived show about her publicist/best friend Jonathan Cheban — this time, Kim has more experience and a completely different show concept.
Kourtney and her partner, Scott Disick, just bought the house a few months ago, so needless to say they are none too pleased. And the are going after the former owner, claiming he knew about the mold and tried to cover it up.
Things begin with Kim and Kourtney Kardashian discussing Khloe’s new love interest – French Montana. Kourtney is perplexed at who he is and also who Khloe’s new posse is that she is being photographed out and about with. Apparently Khloe has a posse now? I guess that’s one of the perks that comes with dating French Montana? #RapperLife I think Kim’s a little jelly of all the attention Khloe is receiving. Kourtney finds it strange nobody has met him. Kim finds it strange that Khloe would ever date a guy who isn’t black. Kourtney compares Khloe’s secretive behavior to her previous relationship with Lamar. I guess Khloe tries to not scare off her romantic choices by introducing them to her family too soon. Instead she likes everyone to meet at her weddings instead. #NoTurningBackAtTheAltar The girls come to conclusion that Khloe is just a shady lady.