One more day til Kim Kardashian is a married woman. Sort of. We think. For the third time.
Kim and her family continue to parade around Paris, overdressed and with an entourage of paparazzi and KUWTK cameras. Last night Kim stepped out with her sisters and girlfriends (including bestie La La Anthony) for a bachelorette dinner and to pose for pics by the Eiffel tower and other landmarks. We're rounded up some more photos of the Kardashian-Jennerclan all around Paris flaunting their..err..fashion?
Included below is mother of the bride Kris Jenner, looking happier than ever to see the cameras, Kanye West shushing photographers as Kim pushed daughter Nori in the stroller, and the rest of the K-J crew out shopping and lunching and doing whatever it is that they do.
We're down to the final days beforeKim Kardashian and Kanye West are contractually bound in a business arrangement married. The wedding is on Saturday in case your invite didn't arrive in a timely fashion.
Most of Kim's family and friends have already arrived in Paris for a week of shopping, photo ops with the paps and lavish family dinners that are all about Kim's favorite thing – Kim! One family member who won't be in attendance for the big occasion is Kim's step-brother Brody Jenner. That's right, we won't get to feast our eyes on hunky Brody in tux. A moment of mourning, please.
It's been a will they or won't they situation as to whether any of the Kardashian sisters will "take" the Hamptons. However, judging by the jitneys of socialites leaving the posh seaside community, I'd say Khloe and Kourtney(with camera crews in tow) are about to crash the high dollar vacation destination.
So who is to blame for this horrendous faux pas? The Kardashians aren't going to be raising the bar regarding the exclusivity of South Hampton, and I'm guessing that many of the hoity residents won't be dying to shop at their newest boutique. Many angry locals are pointing the finger at a South Hampton restaurateur for bringing the krazy.
For today's installment of utterly ridiculous news featuring the Kardashians:
Khloe andKourtney Kardashian have filed criminal charges against a clown, Richie the Barber, who threw confetti at them. No, I'm not kidding. This family takes themselves way too seriously!! I understand that Khloe and Kourtney's personal space was violated, but surely they have something better to do with their time – maybe teach younger sister Kendall how to read – than worry about confetti in their hair.
"They were okay, they went in the car and drove away," Richie said about the incident, which was caught on camera for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. "Then the bodyguard came out to me. They called the cops and said it was battery, a hate crime, stuff like that. The cops came to talk to me and filed a report." TMZ reported that the cops "privately scoffed" at the complaint and did nothing to pursue the "frivolous" claims.
Kourtney and Khloe reportedly followed up with cops a few days ago – and announced that they now want to file criminal battery charges against Richie.
The members of the Kardashian-Jenner clan – including Rob! – are making their way across the pond for this weekend's big celebration – aka Kim Kardashian's third wedding.
Kim was spotted at LAX over the weekend as she set off with daughter North to meet up with Kanye West in Paris. After landing she has been spotted all around Paris with her baby daddy, but not her baby. The two were seen grabbing ice cream cones, shopping at fancy stores and causing a media frenzy in general all over Paris.
Also snapped heading over for the Kimye nuptials were Kim's sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, along with Mason and Penelope, but no Scott Disick. AND coming out of hiding was brotherRob Kardashian, who emerged to grab a flight with mom Kris Jenner! It's been rumored that Rob has been living in Florida and helping to take care of a secret baby he had with an old flame and yet other reports say he has been off at a "fat camp" and others say he's battling a thyroid issue behind-the-scenes.
On stage — and rocking some major side boob — Kendall's job was to introduce the band 5 Seconds of Summer. Instead, she yelled, "One," perhaps thinking she was introducing One Direction, her ex, Harry Styles', band. After that faux pas, instead of pulling it together, things just seemed to get worse….
I'll be happy when I can say 'Ciao' (or Kiao as the case may be) to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West after their upcoming wedding. We all know they have grand plans to fade into obscurity once married and enjoy a little down time out of the spotlight…just the two of them with daughter North–no nanny, no camera crews, no Kris Jenner.
Sorry, I couldn't even type that without cackling hysterically at the thought of Kim giving up fame for even a few hours. Bless her. Yeezy too. He isn't going anywhere. He loves attention, and he seems to believe that we want to know every tiny detail of the couple's personal lives. Why else would he tell us where North was conceived? Hey, his admission may give insight to the most recent Kimye wedding rumors!
I don't know about y'all, but I'll be thrilled when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally get hitched so all the speculation about when, where, and who surrounding their upcoming wedding can finally be put to rest…until we start speculating about baby number two, South! In fact, the only question I have regarding their marriage is WHY do I care so much?
Today's nuptial gossip brings us a totally new location for the big day, some strict rules regarding photographs (and no doubt surveillance footage) of Queen B and Jay-Z, and some hang-ups regarding that pesky prenuptial agreement. Let's start with that, shall we?