It's been a big week for Kim Kardashian, y'all! Not only did she celebrate her thirty-third birthday, but she got engaged for the third time to tiny rapper Kanye West who finally made peace with Jimmy Kimmel (seriously, I am still laughing about that!). If that wasn't enough, new daughter North West debuted this week on Keeping up with the Kardashians. As you could expect, Kim kept it klassy for all of these events.
Let's begin with the show, shall we? Confession time…I. sometimes every once in a while rarely watch KUWTK. I'm not even that ashamed of it. In fact, I tend to find the majority of the family (read: Bruce Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian—who grates on my nerves like the remaining family members when I read stuff like this–and the Jenner boys) likeable on the show. The entire shiny E! klan is separate and different from the fame lovers I love to loathe in the 'loids. That said, Kim was just plain gross on this week's episode, and I don't give two flying flips about her third (and no, I don't think this one's the charm) wedding.
Tonight is Kim Kardashian's big ole birthday bash in Las Vegas and one of Hollywood's largest media outlets was BLACKLISTED from the soiree by pimpmama Kris! Access Hollywood went public with the behind-the-scenes insanity, claiming that they were given the boot from tonight's festivities and it's all because they were HONEST when they gave a less than stellar review of Kris' craptastic talk show this summer!
AH wrote on their site, "first, her talk show was not great and she is not a talk show host, no shame in that. The landscape is littered with failed talk shows… Bethenny is finding that out right now…"
Last weekend Kylie and a group of friends, including Jaden Smith, sauntered into a BH hotel around 8:30 pm. At first Kylie was jovial and polite to staff, having a good time and easy to deal with. But all that changed when she was told no!
"She was a complete nightmare," a source reveals of Kylie. "She started out really nice. But when she didn't get what she wanted, it was like someone flipped a switch."
The couple who filmed their over-the-top proposal will likely be airing their big day on TV as well, but there's a snafu in getting hitched! Kanye wants to get married ASAP but Kimmie Kakes wants to wait. Probably until she loses the rest of her baby weight.
Us Weekly has the first footage of Kim's third engagement (her second staged for a reality show and also her second Lorraine Schwartz ring!), and it features Kanye dropping down on one knee, Kim accepting, and a flood of K-fam members and hangers-on (Jonathan Cheban!) rushing the field.
I know you all are going to be soooo surprised by what you're about to read, but Kim Kardashian's engagement to Kanye West was filmed for reality TV! I knew pimpmoma Kris Jenner wasn't going to let the ultimate publicity stunt, ratings ploy go to waste – especially with interest waning in America's First Family of Reality Television Atrocities!
In the wake of several unfortunate Kardashian events, including allegations that Kanye would never propose to Kim and that their relationship was fake (I believe it – at least from his perspective!) Kanye planned a big honking proposal – with Keeping Up With The Kardashian kameras in tow!
A member of the orchestra dishes that she was paid four-times her normal rate and required to sign a non-disclosure agreement before performing at the Kimye Proposal Show. The musicians knew 2 days in advance what Kanye was secretly planning and snagged $1k each for the gig.