I always assumed Kim Kardashian's new blonde hair was in an attempt to look like Beyonce, but nope – turns out that's not the right blonde icon. Because according to Kanye West, Kim is the new Marilyn Monroe. I really just cannot even dignify that with a comment except to burst out laughing. This is your brain on egotrip, kids!
Speaking to Chicago's Power 105 Radio, Kanye continued to spout off in yet another insanity-laced rant. I mean it's bad enough he tried to say Kim is better than Michelle Obama (she's not), but now he's comparing his creativity to that of Disney innovator Walt Disney. “I’m more like, a Walt Disney or something.”
Nobody seems to learn that Kanye West doesn't take it well when his art is made fun of! Seth Rogen and James Franco just shared this hilarious spoof of Kanye's music video "Bound2", with Seth playing the part of shirtless Kim Kardashian.
The two were working together on the set of their upcoming movie "Interview" and decided to take a little break. They recreated the Bound2 video shot for shot.
I hope Seth and James are prepared for the Twitter fury that Kanye is about to unleash on them. They should've consulted Jimmy Kimmel first. Although he didn't say much after the SNL spoof, did he?
Who can keep up with the ever-changing stories of Kim Kardashian and her kemistry-challenged love Kanye West. Seriously… Bound 2… cannot recover from the travesty.
But aside from all that, Kim and Kanye believe you want to see more of their photoshopped and forced relationship on TV, which is why they're probably planning a televised wedding. Of course. Somewhere Kris Jenner is STILL jumping up and down for joy!
Kanye has apparently had quite the change of heart since wanting Kimmie to share less of her personal life, because now he is definitely Keeping Up With The Kardashians!
Kanye, of course, has a lot of parameters about how a filmed wedding would go down. "If they choose to film the wedding, it will be filmed by them, not a TV crew. And they'd sell it to a network," a source tells Us Weekly.
Kendall Jenner turned 18 on November 3rd and wants us all to know she's officially an adult. And can share nearly nekkid pictures with her seven million Instagram followers anytime she wants to. Not that mama Kris would've ever stopped her before, right?
The Keeping up with the Kardashians star shared the above photo (minus the stars, of course) and wrote, "sneak peak of today's shoot with the amazing @nomadrj … can't wait for you guys to see the rest of the photos!" Kendall then showed off a whole lot of backside in another snap (see below). "Behind the scenes today.. literally lol."
Kanye West dropped his latest bit of genius on us via the Ellen DeGeneres Show, his new music video for 'Bound 2' – featuring fiancee Kim Kardashian.
Kim is striking sexy poses while laying on a motorcycle and then straddles Kanye topless while sitting on the same motorcycle as some arty sexy stuff happens. Clearly we may not be evolved enough or intelligent enough to understand the deep, deep meaning of this work of artistic genius. But he's allowing us to watch it anyway.
The video and lyrics are a little NSFW, so be careful if you have little ones running around.
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Well, it seems that these crazy kids are really trying to make it work. While there have been divorce rumors galore since it came out that Lamar Odom was suffering from addiction issues and multiple alleged affairs, Khloe Kardashian appears to be standing by her man. I can only imagine what Kris Jenner thinks about this!
Khloe has been out and about lately (most notably at a sex themed nightclub with her underage half-sisters), but the couple hasn't been seen together in public since the news of Lamar's troubles were first reported. Sources and insiders (all fifteen billion of them!) have said everything from they are destined to split to they are going work through their marital woes. Who knows?