"Kar-dashing through L.A., a pimp momager in tow, a baby with Kanye, a sex tape doesn't make her a —OOOOHHH Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! It's Christmas time with the famewhoring klan of K-W-U-T-K!" Altogether now! Wait, you're not ready to go caroling in September? Don't let Kris Jenner hear you!
In case you are the most naive and gullible person on the planet and/or have been residing under a rock for the last five years, you realize that reality shows are anything but real…and that goes triple if your last name rhymes with Kartrashian or Money-Spenner. Don't believe me?
It's hard being Kim Kardashian, y'all. Not only is her entire being under new management (thanks, Yeezy!) with a new style and a new PR machine, she's also trying to lose her North West baby weight and figure out who will be the godparents for her daughter with Kanye. It's a lot of pressure for Kim, especially given that she's still in the throws of making a monumental life decision…should she get bangs again?
The IB Times dishes on what Kim's trainer has to say. Speaking on Kim's much anticipated weight loss (and by anticipated, I mean, who cares?), Tracy Anderson shares, "Kim is taking as much time as she wants to just be with the baby. She's not even concerned with working out. Kim is amazing as a mom, she's so connected. I knew when I was training her she would be a great mom. She was concerned with all the right things," adding, "Little North is beautiful, she's got the most beautiful skin."
In the wake of the Lamar fiasco, Kim Kardashian is parting ways with the long-time Kardashian family publicist and hoping to create a new identity for herself besides sex tape vixen and reality TV queen. You think she'd be more grateful for the brave soul who made these do-nothings famous!
“Kim wants to set herself apart from the Kardashian p.r. machine, and Kanye West advised her to build her own team.” a source told Page Six.
The hotness that is Brody Jenner (I'm sorry, I can't help it!) has been on a surfing vacation in Indonesia for the past few weeks. Unfortunately for Brody, the waves haven't been too kind to him as he's been hanging ten. Fortunately for me, Brody has been posting pictures of his injuries (and his lovely body) on Instagram so his followers can keep up with what he's doing.
According to Brody, he's been in a constant battle with a coral reef, and the reef seems to be winning. He scratched up his back pretty badly when he first got to Indonesia, and then he had another mishap a few days ago. Saturday Brody posted the above picture, sharing, "After this wave I realized it was not the best idea to pull in to the barrel at onshore Bankvaults on the first wave of the set. After this wave I took 3 monsters to the head on dry reef and tore apart the same shoulder I injured on the first day of the trip.. On my way home, grateful it was not worse…"
Ouch! Very glad it wasn't more serious. When he wasn't getting pummeled by reefs, Brody enjoyed a nice long vacay in Indonesia. Check out the pictures after the jump!
Scott Disick reminded us once again what a charitable and humble family he belongs to.
TheKeeping Up with the Kardashiansstar took to Instagram to show off a slew of classy pictures, sharing his obsession with money, designer names and peasant hating. In the above shot, he shows off his "hundred dollar bill toilet paper". Scott wrote, "I know yall didn't think I would actually use toilet paper!" Wiping your ass with money is always the better choice, you know, rather than helping people.
I get that being the smarmy jerk is Scott's "thing" on the show and he seems to make it a character that he plays to rile up the peasants (aka anyone of us not in the Jenner Kardashian family) and sometimes his antics amuse me for just that reason. But this just feels beyond tasteless and tacky, tacky, tacky.
See the rest of his photos and klassy kaptions below.
Lamar will be arraigned on September 27th and if convicted he will likely land probation and alcohol awareness classes since he is a first time offender. Hopefully he doesn't turn into LiLo!
No word on what Khloe thinks on all of this, but sources connected to the star tell People (print edition) that she wants to save her marriage and hasn't given up on Lamar. She continues to wear her wedding rings.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was caught making a video of herself while driving! In the clip, (probably fabricated by pimpmomma for some attention) Kendall is showing us how to Keek up with the Kardashians!
Kendall posted the video of herself posing and dancing while behind the wheel to Keek yesterday and it's clear she inherited the Kardashian gene for being more fascinated with her own reflection than anything else! Kendall didn't even attempt to watch the road, but who cares about such a thing as safe driving, right?!
Wasn't Kris Jenner just telling us Kendall was the 'responsible one' on the mid-season finale last week? A video of Kendall keeking and driving is below!