I'll be happy when I can say 'Ciao' (or Kiao as the case may be) to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West after their upcoming wedding. We all know they have grand plans to fade into obscurity once married and enjoy a little down time out of the spotlight…just the two of them with daughter North–no nanny, no camera crews, no Kris Jenner.
Sorry, I couldn't even type that without cackling hysterically at the thought of Kim giving up fame for even a few hours. Bless her. Yeezy too. He isn't going anywhere. He loves attention, and he seems to believe that we want to know every tiny detail of the couple's personal lives. Why else would he tell us where North was conceived? Hey, his admission may give insight to the most recent Kimye wedding rumors!
I don't know about y'all, but I'll be thrilled when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally get hitched so all the speculation about when, where, and who surrounding their upcoming wedding can finally be put to rest…until we start speculating about baby number two, South! In fact, the only question I have regarding their marriage is WHY do I care so much?
Today's nuptial gossip brings us a totally new location for the big day, some strict rules regarding photographs (and no doubt surveillance footage) of Queen B and Jay-Z, and some hang-ups regarding that pesky prenuptial agreement. Let's start with that, shall we?
Well, I'll tell you where he doesn't fit…at the Penthouse nightclub where the above-mentioned klan was partying on Tuesday night! Fear not though, Lamar still has something in common with the Kardashians (and now French) in that he's being captured by E!'s cameras, which thrills him to no end, I'm sure.
Ka-kching! It's a kash kow known as a Kim Kardashian keremony! Unless you've been in outer space testing out Kim and Kanye West's honeymoon trip, you know that Kimye is set to walk down the aisle Memorial Day weekend in Paris. Kim has been adamant that her third wedding will be a more intimate and un-televised affair, but rumors are flying around that she is going to rake in upwards of $21 million on her nuptials and the surrounding events. That's a whole lot of flower walls and ugly dresses!
How is Kim kashing in on the big event? Well, consider her marriage to the tiny rapper to be like the Olympics or a local charity party. It's all about the sponsorships, y'all! Apparently people are willing to give Kim (and Kris Jenner, too of course!) just about anything for free to get some exposure. I guess it makes sense given this family is known for total over-exposure!
Hey guys – Kim Kardashian needs some superficial attention over her appearance again! What would this woman do without social media – I am frightened just imagining it!
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star boasted that Kanye West gifted her with a giant wall of now-wilting flowers for her first Mother's Day, and since Kim never wants to let an opportunity to self-promote go to waste, she staged a so-called impromptu photoshoot in a see-thru white dress (negligee?) in front of the giant floral obstruction!
Today is Kim Kardashian's first Mother's Day and Kanye West wanted to celebrate in a big way and by that we mean with the biggest, oddest, tackiest thing he could find. Kim took to Instagram to show off her gift, along with a new photo of her spending time with her daughter North (whom internet has nicknamed igNori).
Kanye's interesting gift to Kim? A WALL of flowers. Kim shared, "I woke up to a wall of roses, hydrangeas and peonies!!! I have the best fiancé in the world! I love you so much baby!!!! #HappyMothersDay." Kim wanted us to fully grasp the flower wall, so she even shared a video so we could take it all in (see below).
In a photo that momager Jenner posted to her Instagram account earlier this week, she posed with Khloe's new man and captioned the photo, "I love you papi @frenchmontana #nobunight."
Montana knows his Instagram manners, because he in turn, put the exact same pic on his Instagram page and replied, "I love you Mami @KrisJenner."
Ahhhhhh, I hope he doesn't end up smoking crack and cheating on Khloe the way someone else did…At least her love life is looking up, because her plans to film her new reality show this summer have hit some road blocks.
Oh my gosh, y'all! Kim Kardashian is thinking. That's totally gonna mess up her Botox.
Kim has insisted that since becoming engaged to Kanye West she's been the victim of a couple racist incidents. Which is interesting considering all of Kim's previous boyfriends have also been African American.
In her new Celebuzz Blog, Kim ponders racism in modern America and lectures us all about how it's like so not OK! However racism and homophobia remain prevalent in our society today and are not to be taken lightly, so I applaud Kim for addressing the issues.
"I never knew how much being a mom would change me by making me dress even more horrible than ever before. It’s amazing how one little person and the love I have for her has brought new meaning to every moment. What once seemed so important, now feels insignificant," the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star says.