Because we live in an unfair, shallow world where Kardashianskeep making money, Kendall & Kylie Jennerare experiencing more business growth – for merely existing, I guess – while mom Kris Jenner is not having a problem finding single young men to date her in the wake of her separation from husband Bruce. Ugh!
Just months after big sister Kim’smobile app, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Universe, was released to 12 year old boys everywhere, Kendall & Kylie have announced that they too will be joining the universe Glu Mobile where you can “Create your own aspiring celebrity and rise to fame and fortune!” (according to the itunes product description).
The Douche Lord has spoken, and He sayeth the way to sobriety is through eating herbs. Yes, herbs. Sort of. Scott Disick is checking into Rythmia Life Advancement Center in Costa Rica today for another stint in rehab. Not just any old rehab, but a rehab that promises sober living by asking its patients to ingest the African psychedelic shrub Iboga “to send patients on a vision quest,” according to TMZ.
TMZ reports that ScottDisick had one hot mess of a weekend in Atlantic City, where he did…you know…what Scott does best: multiple tequila shots, a bit of stumbling around without shoes in public, and eventually going missing from his room at 5am. In a press release Scott said, “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I’m ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.”
In today’s Reality Bites news roundup, we have Joanna Krupa and Joyce Giraud branching out into a new scripted series, Kanye West landing a role in the upcoming “Zoolander” sequel and Gigi Hadid slamming reports that she was snorting cocaine at a recent event.
Joanna Krupa And Joyce Giraud Are Actresses Now
Former Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa has teamed up with former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Joyce Giraud for a new scripted series. Joanna reposted the photo above from Darren Bettencourt, captioning it “Super fun and creative lunch! by @db_creative “Just finished a creative business lunch with two of the stars of my scripted series. Thank you @joannakrupa and @joyce_giraud, I can’t wait to tell the world what we are working on. Dream big because anything is possible, and as long as you are a good person, good things will happen to you.”
Welcome Back Kardashians! Surprise, surprise the premiere episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians opens with Kim Kardashiandoing a nude photo shoot. Kim and Kanye West are trying to have another baby which means they are apparently having sex every opportunity they can get. It’s kinda gross because Kim tells everyone about 8 seconds after they have sex that they just had sex. Her make-up artist commented about the glow she had on her face post-bathroom romp at the shoot and it’s just eeww. Khloe was standing in the corner (Still playing with her hair a gazillion times a day) while Kim was getting primped and air puking at the same time. Kim detailed the path of Kanye’s sperm making their way to her egg as her eyelash glue was drying.
Kourtney decides to visit Bruce Jenner at his bachelor pad in Malibu and check-up on him. Side note: It appears Bruce has had more plastic surgery because he does look a little different in the lips/cheek area. He seems lonely and misses his life with Kris. The Jenners have parted from the Kardashians and now it’s a house divided post-divorce.
The two most grounded, normal, and–in my opinion–gorgeous people to ever make their way onto Keeping Up with the Kardashians are sharing some exciting news. Unlike their Kardashian kounterparts, they made their announcement in a grounded, normal and–again, in my opinion–gorgeous manner…via Instagram.
Brandon Jenner and his wife Leah Felder Jenner are expecting their first child, and that is going to be one beautiful baby! Brandon is one of Bruce Jenner’s six children from three marriages, and he and Leah, along with his equally good-looking brother Brody are often featured on KUWTK. However, Brandon and his bride seem to be polar opposites from his Kardashian step-sisters. Thank goodness.
Hot on the heels of very public feud with her former beau Kanye West, the spurned Amber Rose is being “inundated” with reality TV deals! Is she ready to tell what she knows about the twisted world of Kim Kardashian and Kanye?
Kim Kardashian isn’t going to be intimidated by Sharon Osbourne and PETA. In case you missed it, Sharon tried to publicly shame Kim over her love of fur but apparently Kim couldn’t care less. The Keeping Up with the Kardashiansstar has been flaunting some major fur (and skin) in Paris this weekend. She even managed to flip them a double finger by stepping out in two fur pieces at one time.
Kim is also showing off a whole lot of cleavage this weekend, too. And has had a few touch ups on her new blonde hair already. It has to be close to fried after all that processing.
We have four new attention grabbing looks in the gallery below. Tell us which one you think is the worst. Are any of them not a fail?
All hail Lord Douche-ick Disick! It’s hard being royalty, especially when the United States’ version of royalty is over-paid, under-educated, over-exposed reality personalities who are famous because someone who is related to someone they once or thrice procreated with was tee-tee’d on (I’m old and Southern, sue me for not being cruder..in this instance at least!) for a multi-gajillion dollar sex tape. Such are the conundrums of Scott Disick.
Sure, the reality star is NOW famous (for lack of a better word) in his own right. He’s got three kids with family kash kow Kim Kardashian’s sister Kourtney, and the pair have a slew of spin-offs under their over-priced (but kind of classless) belts. But let’s be honest, Scott’s infamy is a product of his entitled behavior and penchant for booze and pills (allegedly). Plus, he’s a Lord, y’all, and he does what Lords do, like shattering mirrors in drunken rages, hating on his girlfriend’s family (warranted, so he’ll get a pass), and shoving dollar bills into the mouths of waiters who fail to cater to his every gross whim. Klassy!