Kim Kardashian is the reigning queen of Tacky Tuesday. I almost saved this for Wordless Wednesday, but I just couldn’t wait that long to share it. Kim Instagrammed a racy photo showing off her bare butt for the new winter issue of Paper Magazine. She’s hoping it will break the internet. The unedited snap is below.
Kim also balanced a champagne glass on her ass. She’s classy like that, y’all. She captioned the pics, “Paper Magazine new cover alert! – such a honor to work with the legendary Jean-Paul Goude!!!! Shot this in Paris. Can’t wait for you to see the the whole issue.”
She also shared, “And they say I didn’t have a talent…try balancing a champagne glass on your ass LOL #BreakTheInternet#PaperMagazine.”
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French Montana celebrated his 30th birthday last night with a few friends slew of reality TV stars. Naturally, where there are cameras, there are Kardashians.
Khloe Kardashian chose to forgo all underwear and wore a practically sheer Grecian-style dress, showing off a slit nearly up to her navel and a nipple here or there, on her body. Kim Kardashian wore her usual dim bulb blank stare on her face. Kris Jenner wore her new boy toy on her arm.
Kim and her little accessory Nori flew out of LAX on Wednesday night, with Nori decked out in a “Yeezus Tour” jacket promoting her dad – and cut off jean shorts with leggings and black hiking boots. North’s satin jacket must’ve been pretty slippery because Kim can barely keep a grip on her.
They arrived in NYC and Kim headed out on a date with Kanye, wearing matching Balmain jackets. Kim forgot to pack pants.
In honor of Wordless (WTF?!) Wednesday, here’s a pic of Kim Kardashian‘s bleached eyebrows.
Kim shared this picture, captioning it, “About last night… #KendallsBDayParty #DontBeScaredOfMyBleachedBrows #ItsForAPhotoShoot” Hold on… I see a few spelling errors… #BringingAttentionToBleachedEyebrows #ItsForAttention #BecauseImAFamewhore There. I fixed them.
Kim‘s eyebrows are GONE and Cara Delevingne‘s eyebrows are drunk. That must have been one helluva party.
So, despite reports that French was just using Khloe for her fame, she has to spin it in a positive way for her new show, right? Of course, she does! Also, because Kris Jenner told her that is how she needs to spin it…..