Kim and her little accessory Nori flew out of LAX on Wednesday night, with Nori decked out in a “Yeezus Tour” jacket promoting her dad – and cut off jean shorts with leggings and black hiking boots. North’s satin jacket must’ve been pretty slippery because Kim can barely keep a grip on her.
They arrived in NYC and Kim headed out on a date with Kanye, wearing matching Balmain jackets. Kim forgot to pack pants.
In honor of Wordless (WTF?!) Wednesday, here’s a pic of Kim Kardashian‘s bleached eyebrows.
Kim shared this picture, captioning it, “About last night… #KendallsBDayParty #DontBeScaredOfMyBleachedBrows #ItsForAPhotoShoot” Hold on… I see a few spelling errors… #BringingAttentionToBleachedEyebrows #ItsForAttention #BecauseImAFamewhore There. I fixed them.
Kim‘s eyebrows are GONE and Cara Delevingne‘s eyebrows are drunk. That must have been one helluva party.
So, despite reports that French was just using Khloe for her fame, she has to spin it in a positive way for her new show, right? Of course, she does! Also, because Kris Jenner told her that is how she needs to spin it…..
Kim Kardashian is trying to make a name for herself outside of vapid sex tape star, dramatic divorcee, and reality TV harlot. The name she is trying to make for herself is Mrs. West: fashion savvy, business maven, who is a force to be reckoned with! And she wants people to respect her work.
“I pride myself with my work ethic, and I work really hard,” Kim says. “I think when people hear that I might have gotten success off of a ‘reality show,’ they take that as a negative. We’re in our tenth season. We have more episodes than ‘I Love Lucy.’ We have so many milestones that people don’t think about.” Milestones… um… divorces, butt injections, child slave labor, and selling out your most intimate personal moments for attention. Got it!
Kim says she is proud of the “well-shot, well-lit home movies” which is what she considers KUWTK and cites the ability for her family to “share” and treasure these moments on film for the rest of their lives.
What did the two narcissists do in the beautiful state of Hawaii? They went to the mall and shopped at the Gap. I’m not kidding.
Extra pulled the short straw caught up with Kim at her birthday party in Vegas, and Kim dished on her fun trip to the Gap – I can’t – and her custom designed $20,000 (at the least) birthday gift from daughter North West.
Kim Kardashian works so hard y’all! The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was working the late shift last night at TAO in Las Vegas. She had to smile and pose for pictures and stand by a free cake and all they paid her was a paltry $500,000! Man, it’s SO HARD being Kim. Although this $500K was probably a little easier made than that one time she got paid half a million for a date with a creepy old guy and it was a “disaster.”
Kim and her cleavage hung out with some peasants and a few groupies (aka Jonathan Cheban) to celebrate her 34th birthday which was actually earlier this week. Also hanging out with the birthday girl: hubby Kanye West (who is actually SMILING in one photo!), momager Kris Jenner and sister Khloe. Check out Kim’s cake and other pics from the event down below.
Sidenote: I do give Kim a little credit for not having a full on panic attack when SEAS of people like that are waiting to see her (see photo in gallery). That would freak me right out. But at $500,000 I could probably afford a Xanax or two….