I had high hopes for Siggy Flicker when she first appeared on Real Housewives of New Jersey wrapped up in bandages from her face lift, sipping lobster bisque from a straw. That moment set the bar pretty high in my eyes. And apparently that bar was a little too high since (in my opinion) Siggy has zero involvement in any of the show’s story lines and is just there to promote being a “relationship expert” by fixing the trouble between the ladies.
I don’t blame her since so many women have given their careers a boost from being on these shows, but I just wish that she provided some sort of juicy story line. I feel like such a hater, but I’m just speaking the truth, I want more from my RHONJ ladies.
Jacqueline claims she “can’t remember” the last episode, adding, “So I’m just going to share my thoughts on Melissa Gorga because…why not?” She says Melissa is a “two-faced trouble making RAT!” who lies. A lot. “The list is a mile long. It’s insane. I will save some of her lies in my back pocket for a later time.”
It was so heartbreaking watching Teresa Giudice and her four daughters praying in that bed after Joe Giudice went into prison. No matter how you feel about the Giudices and their illegal activities, you have to admit that it was an emotional episode – or you just have no soul, I don’t know. Flash forward to the present time, Tre shared an update on Joe and talked about celebrating her seventeenth wedding anniversary with her husband behind bars and how he is asking John Legend to get involved.
Real Housewives of New Jersey viewers will never forget Teresa Giudice yelling “prostitution whore” and flipping a table in response to Danielle Staub during the show’s first season. They brawled at a country club and went tit for tat at the reunion. And now the two biggest personalities in the show’s history were spotted doing yoga together. Wait. What?
Before unraveling that mess, Melissa focuses on Juicy Joe’s departure for “camp.” She writes, “I think we can all agree that last night’s episode was so raw and emotional. No matter how you look at the situation, it is heartbreaking to see a family go through something like this. Teresa [Giudice]and her girls are incredibly strong. I’m so happy that we were able to be there for them and have the kids spend time together with Joe Giudice before he went away.”
Last night Real Housewives Of New Jersey lost one of its greatest assets when Joe Giudice left for prison. Just think – all it took for the Gorgadices to mend their family feud was for Juicy to get incarcerated!
The episode begins counting down the days before Joe goes “away” for 41 months. No one feels it as deeply as Teresa Giudice, who tries to make each moment count with special activities for the girls to bond with their dad. First is a little Magnolia Bakery plug to decorate cupcakes for the birthdays Joe will miss while locked up. Also, there was glitter and we know Teresa has never been able to turn her back on an errant piece of glitter.
I really live for it every time Kim DePaola aka the notorious Kim D shows up on Real Housewives of New Jersey. She is always up to no good and she is a shameless shit stirrer, but she really makes good TV. I would hate to deal with her in real life, but she never fails to entertain me.
I always look forward to a Kim D appearance. I bet other people feel the same way, so I wouldn’t be shocked if Kim D’s appearances increased the ratings for Real Housewives of New Jersey. She’s the ideal cameo appearance. I love how we aren’t forced to get to know her as a main cast member, but she just shows up for the gossip and drama. That is really all I want from Kim D and she always delivers.