I never thought I’d say this but the best thing about last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion was Erika Jayne-Girardi patting the puss. Aside from that it was all journeys all the time from the Yolanda Foster Files, which has more confusing story lines than The X Files (which actually isn’t too much of a stretch in the weirdness department!).
Lisa Vanderpump is wearing battle armor designed by Tom Ford. Initially it sounds like he made it for her, specifically, but then Andy notices Erika was wearing “the shirt version” in her interview talking head. The color looks better on LVP. Not wanting us to forget that she’s chronically ill – for even a moment!!! – Yolanda’s dress resembles bandages and medical gauze. I’m surprised she wasn’t wheeled out on a stretcher with Daisy insisting Glam Squads cause co-infections. Maybe her seat on the couch reclines?
I figured that the ladies would have been worn out from arguing about the same exact thing over and over again, but I was wrong. Apparently they could not even sit next to each other on the plane ride home without coming to blows, so Kyle decided to to take things into her own hands to try and prevent even more craziness from occurring.
Here’s your random tea tidbit for the day! Michael Jackson died in Yolanda Foster’s bed! Sounds insane, right? But it’s apparently true! Yolanda Foster was a guest on WWHL last week and after the airing was over, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star dropped this amazing bombshell on Andy Cohen.
This morning on Radio Andy, Cohen revealed that Yolanda and Mohamed Hadid used to own the house Michael rented at the time of his death and the bed he passed away in was actually Yolanda’s bed – her bedding and all, she told him. Andy wasn’t 100% sure if he was supposed to share that or not… but there it is!
Earlier this week Brandi Glanville posted an Instagram snap of her bare behind, citing Kim Kardashian for inspiring her to show that moms can still be hot. Now the Famously Single cast member is claiming that it wasn’t so much inspiration as it was blackmail that made her post the sexy snap.
On her podcast, Brandi said that an ex-boyfriend was basically threatening to release some “sexy photos” he has of her if she didn’t play nice with him in the press. So, Brandi decided to head him off at the pass.
“We did it! We made it through all 20 episodes and, as expected, we are all barely hanging on by a thread emotionally. After seeing some of the recent blogs, it appears that some of us may not be doing as well as others and are lashing out and hitting below the belt. For a woman who works 18 hours a day, has 250 employees, three shows on Bravo, three restaurants, eight dogs, five swans, two tiny horses, two grown kids and a 70-year-old husband to take the time she took to write that mean blog last week…WOW! Eileen is a such a good, solid human being and friend, and she absolutely does not deserve any of this.”
“Never in a million years could I have imagined what would take place this year on RHOBH. It’s been emotional, turbulent, and downright ugly at times. Yolanda has had it the toughest. She’s continued to battle Lyme and been isolated from our group at times because of it. She’s suffered from the controversy and confusion surrounding the Munchausen comment. On top of all that, she’s had to endure the ending of her marriage to David. Now she’s in her new home as a single woman, and I hope this next step is full of great new beginnings. I loved when she and Erika talked about her best days being in front of her. It shows the kind of woman she is: strong, loving and positive.”