Last night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills battle lines were drawn in the mythical sand using witches wands and Louboutins. Did I mention the witches were also wearing Louboutins, because yeah… Beverly Hills and all that.
So Brandi Glanville invites us all over to her bathroom to watch her take a bath while the editors blurred over her ladybits. Jennifer Gimenez stopped by because doesn't one always entertain while they're naked?! They talk boys; Brandi and JR's relationship isn't going anywhere and Jennifer thinks he needs dumping.
Brandi goes on a date with JR where she confronts him about not ordering a drink first and oh yeah – taking a couples trip to Texas without 1/2 of his coupling. That half being her! Apparently JR was with all his friends, who are couples, but he didn't want to bring Brandi.
JR is pretty unapologetic about the whole thing and it triggers Brandi's "trust issues" since in case you have been living in a black hole or on Mars and weren't aware, Brandi was cheated on you guys. She was like SO cheated on and like she needs to discuss it forever and ever and ever and ever because she apparently doesn't have anything else going on besides Botox and drinking.
Brandi Glanville sometimes has a hard time keeping her comments to herself. But what's a girl to do when she has so many comments to make?!
Last week Brandi's potty mouth got her in trouble with Yolanda Foster when she took it upon herself to gossip about Yolanda's ex-husband Mohamed Hadid and his alleged extramarital affair with Joanna Krupa. But oh no, Brandi did not stop there! She then gave us some extreme potty mouth when she discussed Joanna's nether regions. I'll never look at shellfish the same way again…
"I have met most of these women only once and consider them friendly acquaintances — but I don't actually know any of them personally other then Lea Black," Brandi says of the Real Housewives of Miami cast. "Yolanda and I had both heard that this woman from RHOM had an affair with her ex during their marriage. While at a Bravo party this other woman started to walk up to me — and when she saw Yolanda turned and ran the other way."
A source told E! News the "intimate party" included friends Jennifer Gimenez and former beauty queen Adrienne Janik (who was briefly rumored to be a contender for joining RHOBH) and Brandi's on-again/off-again realtor boyfriend J.R. "All in all, it was just a really nice dinner. Everyone, especially Brandi, had a good time."
The former Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsstar obtained a temporary restraining order against Dimitri as a result of the incident which occurred on October 15th and 16th in a Houston, TX hotel room and claims she was held victimized for hours in fear for her life. Sources reveal this was not the first timeCamille was harmed by Dimitri.
Speaking out to Access Hollywood, Dimitri denies Camille's claims although he does not offer any reason for why she would accuse him of domestic violence. Admitting, "There was a verbal altercation. And it was heated." Dimitri maintains he did not physically assault Camille.
Brandi wants to take digs at Lisa? Whatever. She's not about to lower herself to Brandi's level. Brandi wants to bad-mouth one of Lisa's best friends? Hold up. Lisa's not about to let her get away with that nonsense.
Adrienne Maloof is finding plenty of things to keep her occupied now that she's no longer a cast member on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Like the super original business venture for all current and former housewives – launching a jewelry line. (I guess we should give thanks that she didn't opt for releasing a single, right?)
Adrienne has been promoting her new "Gypsy Jewelry" and her newest boytoyJacob Busch is along for the ride. Mizz Maloof was at the Glendale Galleria this past week to celebrate her new jewelry line and to show off the pieces. Adrienne posed for pics with her new beau, but apparently didn't spring the extra $$ for a real sized step and repeat to pose in front of. Sorry, it had to be said.
Reflecting on this week's episode Yolanda discusses her treatment for neurological Lyme disease and also the treatment of some of the Housewives towards each other.
"I am the shell of the woman I used to be so the hardest thing for me is to accept my limitations and deal with the feeling of inadequacy due to not being able to do all that I used to," Yolandawrites in her Bravo blog. "I truly miss me being me!"
The reality star hasn't remained mum on her scary situation. Camille has taken out a restraining order against Dimitri, voiced her anger on Twitter, and now she's appeared on daytime television to talk about her experiences. Good for you, girl. No need to sweep anything under the rug!