You can't see me, but I am laughing so hard at this story. It is amazing on oh so many wonderful levels, and it involves two ladies who eat, sleep, and breathe drama (and Twitter). What could be better?
You want to sleep with Brandi's husband? Well, she'll just befriend yours and let the whole world know about it. What's more deserving of sympathy than one duped spouse? You guessed it! Two duped spouses.
In season one of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Camille shared that her mother was fighting cancer. Now Camille's rep reveals that she was just diagnosed with early stage endometrial cancer – a cancer that effects the lining of the uterus – and opted to get a radical hysterectomy!
"She underwent a radical hysterectomy today," Camille's rep Howard Bragman told People. "The surgery went well and she is expected to make a complete recovery following a significant recuperation period."
While hosting The Abbey's 8th Annual Christmas in September Charity Event, "Klassless Kyle" turned her wrath towards Lisa's friend Daniel DiCriscio. You may remember him as a former friend of Faye's, who sold him out once she thought she hit the big leagues interior decorating Paris Hilton's pad (which if you've seen The Bling Ring is nothing to brag about from a design standpoint).
Daniel was a guest at the event, invited presumably by Kyle, which he quickly realized was a set-up for the hair-whipping, high-kicking, splits wielding Kyle to scream at him about how much Lisa sucks and accuse of him of trying to ruin her reputation and Faye's. Lovely. Last year the two had issues at an after party for Lisa's appearance on Dancing With The Stars.
So apparently everyone on RHOBH decided to turn against Lisa because she's like a horrible lie-spewing witch from hell and that British accent only seeks to mask her true colors as more evil than Alison DuBouis. Or something.
“All the women on the show have come to realize how conniving and manipulativeLisa is. Brandi [Glanville] was the only one with the balls to actually call her out and do something about it," Brandi a source tells Radar Online.
Ken filed the suit in Los Angeles County Superior Court claiming that a "violent and opportunistic ex-felon" CedricDavid Cazaref and his brother Kevin, claiming he is the victim of an “attempted shakedown and extortion.”
According to documents obtained by Radar Online David and Kevin attacked Ken with concrete clippers on October 3rd. The brothers were hired as contractors in the new venue. The altercation began when Ken attempted to instruct them in the proper way to use the concrete clippers. The little instructional session went badly as the brothers lashed out at Ken, then attempted to scam him out of $50,000!
Judging by the RHOBH trailerBrandi does get a teensy bit out of control this season, and Joyce has no problem speaking up. "I'm very opinionated." So basically she's the new season 1 Camille Grammer. "That's just so pernicious. So pernicious." Pernicious anyone?! "I'm very outgoing. I'm a little bit loud. I've never been a wallflower."
Set for release on February 11, 2014, Brandi's new book explores her sometimes less-than-stellar dating track record while finding the humor in her all-encompassing need to have her life play out on the internet (so, it's just like her first book?). Or, at least that's what I'm guessing it's about. Her publisher has yet to release a synopsis. However, Brandi has recently announced the name of her new book. According to Amazon, Drinking and Dating: How Social Media is Ruining Romance is available for pre-order on Kindle. In Brandi's case, I'm not sure if it's social media or alcohol (although the two things often go hand-in-hand for her) that is affecting her love life. What do you think?
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