The polls are closed and the votes are tallied in our First Annual Reality Tea Readers’ Choice Awards! Stay tuned today as we unveil the winners for each of the categories you voted in over the past two weeks. Some of the results might really surprise you!
Eileen Davidson is the new girl on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, but she’s certainly no novice in dealing with dramatic people. After years on soap operas Eileen has learned a thing or two about feuds and rebuilding irrevocably broken relationships, but for all her so-called watching of Days Of Our Lives, Brandi Glanville hasn’t learned a thing. Well, maybe she learned how to be evil, conniving, and scandalous…
Now that was an interesting episode!” Eileen says discussing this week’s RHOBH. Eileen compliments Brandi on her new home and lovely parents, but has few nice things left to say after that. In a blog titled, “Brandi Showed Us How Not To Make Amends” Eileen breaks down all the ways in which Brandi handled the situation with Lisa Vanderpump w-r-o-n-g! And how she doesn’t blame Lisa for not insta-forgiving.
Lisa Vanderpump deos not hold grudges – she holds you at arm’s length until you are reduced to begging and then even still she may or may not less you pick up Giggy’s poop. In the case of Brandi Glanville, Lisa clarifies that no amount of begging is going to undo what’s been done, but she did try to move forward, but Lisa wants to clear up some mistruths, misunderstandings, and flat-out lies as well!
First of all, Lisaagreed explains she decided to attend Brandi’s housewarming for the sake of the group – and to beat them at their own game. It worked. “I decided to go to the party as I knew–and from seeing this footage of the group–that if I didn’t, I would be the topic of conversation, so arriving with a bottle of champagne stops it in its tracks.”
“Now the conversation with Brandi’s parents I thought was sweet–the way they were obviously aware that our relationship was no longer a positive one. Her mother, who I had invited to join us at dinner previously, a sweet woman, gently tried to explain how Brandi works, hurting feelings and then apologizing,” Lisa continues. “It’s just unfortunate at this time. I am not interested. The friendship was not deep enough to weather that kind of storm.” O-U-C-H.
Boozdi is hosting a housewarming party for her latest rental. Lucky Kyle Richards lives 5 minutes away, which means Kyle is listing her house on the MLS – gotta keep up with the Fosters!
So Brandi’s house, let’s be honest: girl had it staged for the sake of this party. You know her real furniture consists of futons, plastic stacking chairs, a beerpong table, a keg-o-rator with Red Solo Cup dispenser, and jungle juice on tap. On Brandi’s Netflix Animal House, followed by Thelma & Louise are her most viewed selections. Outside there’s a sign that reads, “When you’re here, you’re home!”
Lisa Vanderpump has been slowly – sloooooowly – integrating with her Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills castmates after last season’s Puerto Rican Massacre! The tabloids – they were ripped to shreds! When she decided to attend Kyle Richards‘ BBQ, she was hesitant, not because she “holds a grudge” but because she was uncertain of what to expect – especially where Brandi Glanville was concerned, however she realized it was time to just move forward.
“I had been invited by Kyle to come to her house after many months of little interaction with the group. It seemed as we were attempting to move forward, maybe this was the answer,” Lisa explains. “I knew arriving as they all greeted us, things might be a little uneasy, but I was with my husband and just hoped for the best.”
Hey guys – Brandi Glanville doesn’t like people who hold grudges, which is why she’s been whining about Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes for the last zillion years. Ok, Ok… maybe an unfair example, but what I really mean is Brandi doesn’t like people who hold grudges against her for her bad behavior. So basically she doesn’t like being held accountable, so stoppit Lisa Vanderpump!
All Brandi wants for Christmas is for Lisa to show up at her Housewarming Party way out in the valley, which is a place Lisa hasn’t been since 1977 when after partying with the Rolling Stones they got lost searching for Keith Richards’ sanity. It happens. Anyway, Lisa has never managed to find her way back there again and for that reason, Brandi accuses her of holding onto anger and blaming her for everything. OMG!
This week the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills attended a soiree at Kyle Richards which was masquerading as a casual BBQ, or the way ‘Look how rich I am Kathy Hilton!’ Kyle throws a BBQ (without Coors Light, hot dogs, or chips & dip, which is how ‘Look How Not Rich I Am World!’ me throws a BBQ). Brandi expects us to believe she had fun pestering Lisa all over the smallest house in BH.
When a commenter asked Kyle (Schwab, not Richards..just for clarification) this week if he was ever able to help Kingsley, he shared that despite trying his hardest, it was a futile effort. “Kingsley never showed up the next Wed morning after I worked with him and made room. I believe I was his only hope. Even though he tried to kill me. I thought he was workable and was going to do a joint custody thing where he was with me during filming for the safety of the staff and crew. And or I would maintain him on set (off camera) during filming days.”
Being friends with the often lewd and crude Brandi Glanville can be a real challenge, but her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-star Yolanda Foster is up for the task. This week on Watch What Happens Live, Yolanda was asked about her friendship with Brandi and she explained that she refuses to kick her to the curb. She compares it to a misbehaving child or dog.