Several ladies announced on twitter yesterday that they were gearing up for the blood bath. Yolanda Foster shared "Maintenance day. Pulling myself together for the big day tomorrow, taping of the RHOBH reunion."
Brandi Glanville confirmed the official beginning of reunion day (which is notorious for hauling HW to a undisclosed location at 6am!) on twitter.
Now that Lisa Vanderpump has popped the Real Housewives on Dancing With The Stars cherry, the flood gates have opened. You know all these grasping famewhores already have their publicists on the phone begging for a change at next year's cast!
Being the first Houswife to grace the show with her presence, Lisa confesses it was difficult for her decide to sign on for the very challenging show, but she's ready!
"I did it because it's an honor to be asked. I think it's one of the most glamorous shows on television," the Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsstar told E! "It's exciting and such a challenge, but I am nervous."
Taylor describes her new relationship as a happiness she never thought she'd find. Even daughter Kennedy is reaping the benefits of her mother's new love life, as Taylor is finally remembering where her child is on a regular basis. How sweet is that? It's the stuff fairy tales are made of, y'all! Congrats Sheena Taylor!
While scanning through photos we stumbled upon this uncanny coincidence! It's Taylor Armstrong and Lisa Vanderpump wearing the exact same and very distinctive gown!
Lisa wore hers to the GLAAD awards last year, while Taylor rocked hers at the season 3 premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! So I have to ask, is Taylor raiding Lisa's dressing suite? Or is it a total accident?
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See, Taylor is BFF withLinda Thomposn, who used to be married to David Foster. Unfortunately it seems Linda has a serious case of the jellybeans both over the show and David moving on to the exquisite Yofabulous. Yolanda has been hearing through the grapevine that Taylor has been talking behind her back and making accusations about her marriage stemming from Linda. When Yolanda confronted Taylor, Taylor denied any feelings of ill-will.
"Taylor was one of the women who did not really embrace me coming into this group and I kept hearing that she had issues with me so I finally decided to confront her," Yolandashares in her Bravo Blog.
Last night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills there was an intervention, the reveal of Ken Todd's secret life, and one incredibly boring trip to Paris which consisted of standing on a balcony in bad cocktail dresses speculating over whether or not Kim Richards was jet-lagged or relapsing.
Things begin at Kyle Richards' house where we are treated to the full scope of her sitting room. I certainly hope she isn't paying Faye Resnick for her design services because tacked onto the white walls are dead turtle shells. In other accents Kyle had American flag pillows strewn around her sectional. #Refund. Anyway, Kim loves this room. She just loves this room. Apparently in her house there is no place to sit down. She should hire Faye. Or you know, buy a couch! Craigslist, baby.
Segue: can you imagine how awesome the BH Craigslist offerings must be?
Anyway, one thing Kim isn't happy about, besides her lack of seating space, is Taylor Armstrong's behavior. After Taylor got drunk and took off with a married man whose private jet she's in love with and ditched her daughter with the nanny and Kyle, Kim is convinced Taylor has a little problem with the old Chardonnay. Something about Taylor slurring 'Keeedeeeee's with youse, Kow. I thought eye left er at ome with the burlr larm?' tipped her off to the problem.
First Brandi becomes the breakout star of the current season of RHOBH, then she releases a 'memoir' of sorts and it hits the New York Times best seller list. Her happiness train keeps rolling when she gets invited to co-host an Oscars red carpet event (and subsequently makes an Oscars fashion list – even if it's worst dressed!).
That would be a lot of incredible achievements for anyone to hit in one year and it's only February! However, Brandi's not done yet! Is it possible that Brandi's book could be bigger than we ever anticipated? Brandi says that a movie version is a real possibility!