Y'all, I'm having an off week. It's the only way to explain my utter shock when watching a preview clip for Paul Nassif and Terry Dubrow's new plastic surgery show. I've read about it. Hell, I've written about it! It's titled BOTCHED for crying out loud! I can't exactly say I didn't know the premise of the pair's new endeavor!
Alas, my tolerance for creepy isn't what it used to be in my younger days, and I could barely stomach the bad plastic surgery. How does this even happen? I am sure the stories will be sad and the Bravolebrities past and present will nip, tuck, and repair these folks, resulting in a heartwarming and tearful reveal, but yikes! I guess I didn't realize how many ladies (and gents!) out there actually strive to look like a feline! Although now that you mention it, Adrienne Maloof WAS married to Paul…
That said, I will certainly be watching Botched when it premieres on E! later this month. I may be watching with one hand over my eyes, but I'll be watching nonetheless!
Last season we saw Brandi and her boys moving into a cute Beverly Hills rental. Brandi seemed excited about her newly leased property and even picked out new furniture and decorations with the help of her stylish bestie, Yolanda Foster. Cut to the last few weeks and Brandi has been seen looking at other rental properties in the Beverly Hills area, which is what I am sure lead to the reports that she is "homeless."
The last season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was had plenty of drama in every episode. And a lot of the drama surrounded Kyle Richards. From rumors about her husband cheating, supposed racist comments and being smack dab in the middle of one of the nastiest housewives fights in history, Kyle had a rough season to say the least.
She recently opened up to Radar Online at her store Kyle By Alene Too and talked about how last season affected her and moving on to next season.
Another day, another casting rumor, right? This time around, the gossip is swirling around Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I think we can all agree that the ritziest of the franchise is likely to get a major overhaul.
What's Brandi Glanville been up to lately? Well, if I had to guess, we could probably find the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star in the club with a bottle full of bub, and she's got what you need if you need to feel the buzz. Oh, she's probably partying like it's your birthday, drinking Bacardi like it's your birthday, but let's be honest. We all know Brandi doesn't give a flying flip it's not your birthday.
See where I'm going with this? Eat your heart out, Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes. Brandi has been hanging out with Curtis James Jackson, III, and he could buy and sell your piddly selves one hundred times over. I kid, I kid. He probably wouldn't want to…
Now, Dimitri has filed a lawsuit against Camille claiming that she made the whole thing up and in doing so has damaged his reputation. He is suing for defamation, malicious prosecution, fraud and more….
According to TMZ's intrepid reporting, they are banding together to hold out for more money and refusing to sign contracts unless they're given a raise. Lisa Vanderpump is not part of this as she is on the fence about returning to the show regardless of whether or not she's paid more! Although Bravo is desperate to keep her! And likely if Lisa is returning the network will offer her more as she also has a successful spinoff for the network in Vanderpump Rules!