Is Brandi Glanville moving on from Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills with an acting job? With rumors that she won’t return next season, Brandi announced on twitter that she just got some “crazy news.” Which isn’t really news, considering everything that happens to Brandi is crazy (and announced on twitter).
“Just got she crazy news! if it happens I am seriously going to need like 3 acting coaches!!” Brandi shared over the weekend.
Wanna know what happens when two foul-mouthed egotistical blondes with a vendetta team-up? You’re about to find out! Stassi Schroeder was the most recent guest on Brandi Glanville Unfiltered. And while it wasn’t quite pimps, hoes, and pornos levels of raunchy, it was far from genteel girl talk!
Brandi begins by giving her feedback on the joys of Vanderpump Rules, “The guys, you can all kind of group them together because they’re all kind of the same person – I think half of them are gay. They’re all on drugs – or half of them are. They’re manginas – not in a good way.” But Brandi actually praises the show as “just great to watch!” Which makes it quite the departure from the reality show Brandi is on, in which at least one person is high on drugs, and at least two people make it not great to watch. I won’t name, names…
Speaking of which, Brandi does take a moment to talk Kim Richards. “Everyone is calling me – TMZ – everyone under the sun. I don’t know anything. We talked before she left and she was in a good place. She’s not returning my texts – which she always does. It’s just frustrating. I don’t want anything bad to happen to her because she has a really good heart at the end of the day.”
Reflecting on Kim and her battle with addiction, which played out throughout the season, Lisa shares, “It was hard to watch. I very much didn’t want to get involved because I think there were people that were closer to her than I was. But I think everybody knew that something was amiss. She just kept saying, ‘No, I’ve got this.'”
In response to an earlier report that claimed Kim Richards was drunk and/or high, belligerent, and verbally abusive at Thayer and Brooke‘s wedding in Mexico over the weekend, a “family insider” has come forward to downplay the report and make excuses for Kim’s behavior.
This is par for the course for this family full of deflectors and enablers, but what really disgusts me is, the insider threw Kim‘s mentally ill sonChad under a bus in the process.
The “family insider” confirmed that a sober coach accompanied Kim to Mexico, however, the sober coach pretended to be Kim’s Pilates instructor. The insider admitted that the sober coach quit and left the country. But, you know, it wasn’t Kim’s fault. The coach was just being dramatic.
Earlier this month she underwent a stem cell transplant in Germany in another attempt to kick the debilitating effects of her chronic Lyme disease. After her treatment she spent some time at home in Holland. And then came back home to get some support from hubby David.
I couldn’t have asked for a better way to kick off this hump day than listening to Brandi Glanville‘s latest podcast, appropriately titled, Pimps, Prostitutes, and Ron Jeremy! Oh My!
But before we crack open that nut… so many puns, so little time… I have to say that I find it hilarious that Brandi just lectured bloggers about the fact that her 12-year-old son is “dabbling” in social media, and all the negative stories about Brandi’s relationship issues with Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are just one search away from his innocent eyes. But, you know, an hour long discussion about prostitution, penises, and said 12 year old’s dad’s cheating ways is okay.
Brandi‘s latest guests were Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch and star of HBO’s Cathouse, his girlfriend/bunny Krissy Summers, and his friend/porn star Ron Jeremy. Dennis was there to promote his book, The Art of Pimp, and I have to admit that it sounds like an interesting read. It would have been really nice to hear more about the book, but Brandican’t keep her mouth shut. Ever.