Other than fishnets on ladies of a certain age, the drama centered aroundYolanda Foster‘s Lyme Disease and Faye Resnick‘s polarizing existence. Two subjects I do not care about one bit!
Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump are throwing a burlesque party, to celebrate their joint anniversaries. Kyle and Lisa are cute together. Even when they’re bickering. Lisa withholds sugar from Kyle’s tea as punishment for Kyle springing Faye on her. Kyle teases back that Lisa is holding a grudge. Later Lisa attempts to snoop through Kyle’s phone to see if she and Faye have been talking about her, but it’s all in fun. Quite simply, Lisa doesn’t want the “orangutan” that is Faye – and Faye is very orange in hue no thanks to the most curious spray tan color ever seen. Does she ask the airbrusher to tint her “highlighter orange”? Or possibly “Orange Julius”? Whatever’s happening – that ain’t sunkisst!
The venue for the party is a speakeasy style hotel, and it’s fabulous. Even the looming presence Faye can’t tint Lisa’s excitement.
Heather shares that she binged watched the past four episodes of RHOBH the night before and she’s obsessed with this new season. Kyle agrees that it’s really good this season. Kyle says that last year was such a “crazy season, with Amsterdam and all that stuff and it was really draining. I mean, the stress was out of control. And you think ‘where do you go from there?’ And this season there are people coming up and they’re just loving it. I think it has a lot more depth this season.” She adds that people love to see the women’s lives and real relationships. And she’s right! We don’t need the forced pot-stirring.
Andy showed a preview clip for next week’s RHOBH, on which Yolanda Foster is grilling her co-stars about the Munchausen accusation, and asked Lisa if she regrets bringing it up. “I don’t regret anything actually,” she said. “I never regret anything. I learn from things that I do, always, and I grow and I learn. It’s been a great experience in a lot of ways, but I don’t regret.”
An insider told People, “It is Kim who is taking it the hardest,” adding, “Monty knew what was happening. He was prepared.” Am I the only one who thinks it is insensitive to Brooketo claim that Kim is struggling the most?
Airing on Lifetime, Kim and Kimberly, 21, will star alongside Heidi Montag, Courtney Stodden, and other famous-ish reality stars who have problematic and antagonistic relationships with their mothers or daughters for 8 weeks of intensive therapy to rebuild their relationships. Surprisingly Farrah Abraham and her mom Debra weren’t available to have more of their toxic insanity on display! Blame MTV for that one.
Another day, another former reality TV star announces a tell-all book about the show they previously starred on. This week it’s Danielle Staub’s turn. The former Real Housewives of New Jerseystar took to Twitter to announce that she’s writing a tell-all about RHONJ.
Danielle Tweeted, “I’m breaking my silence And writing my tell all including the “Reality of #RHONJ” the impact on mine and my family’s life’s @Andy @bravotv.”